The "my pet is a cool fcuker"thread Include pics if you got them

Specialun

Well AH do you have pets. If so why are they so great..any funny habits

I have 3 labs and each have their own personality or quirks

Oldest is 6 years. Shes spoilt. I wake up every morning with her staring at me, 2nd she sees im awake she lays down near me to be rubbed. She farts every time she runs up stairs. She knows shes the gaffer

Next is few months younger. Shes a ruscue dog and a bit damaged. Loves men. She keeps pawing me until i rub her. Fcuking hates cats. Like would literally go through a wall to fcuk one up. She never looks you in the eyes. She has an ingoing feud with 2 angry dobermans in the estate.similar to the kinehan hutch feud, just without the coke. She also likes to sit on the younger one.

Youngest is 2 years. Shes an absolute basketcase. Any sound and she moves her head like a pigeon to see whats going down. Walks around 16 hours a day with some teddy in her mouth. Catches bad habits off the other 2. She loves to bark at our neighbour but thas ok because his a dick. She has huge paws and no control over her body

Well AH...dont we all love our pets..what are yours like

m5ex9oqjawdg2i

There's no pet thread on boards, so this seems like a good spot

ytpe2r5bxkn0c1

I could have sworn I posted about this on a Pets forum somewhere....

Specialun

Silas Rancid Guy wrote: »

I could have sworn I posted about this on a Pets forum somewhere....

Great story bro

corner of hells

I have a cockatiel that's gets involved with in arguments that have nothing to do with him.
If my son's and wife are shouting at each other he starts screeching at them.

ytpe2r5bxkn0c1

Specialun wrote: »

Great story bro

That's nothing compared to the one about the penguin chick we fed for weeks.

Ken.

Mod-Thread reopened. Include pics if you got them.

Rubberchikken

Pets are the best:p have a rescue westie. She rules the house. Loves being dirty so the moment she's had her shower she's off outside to undo the good work. Shampoo bedammed;)

Cork Lass

I have a Cockapoo who’s great at playing hide and seek. See if you can spot him on my stairs :eek:

bodice ripper

It's ok to be jealous. There has never been a better cat.

Insect Overlord

My cat Kitty is the most lovely cat in the world, and I will hear not a single bad word said about her!

LadyMacBeth_

I love my cat. I am a total crazy cat lady. He's 7 and he is the most beautiful thing in the whole world and I'd be lost without him.

He is also a vampire cat.

This is Baxter, he loves tug of war and football.
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Edit: he's also a fiend for belly rubs!

uch

Can't afford pets, I have kids instead

McMurphy

Our dog - Jemmy loves Halloween.

andekwarhola

Watching my one year old cat hunt and eat bluebottles and daddy long legs is one of the best forms of free entertainment around. The transfixed stalking, destructive acrobatic flips and the moment of surprised delight as she realises she's actually caught it and starts chewing.

Squaredude

After attempting to eat a wasp!

Tom Mann Centuria

Silas Rancid Guy wrote: »

I could have sworn I posted about this on a Pets forum somewhere....

Certainly rings a bell.
http://touch.boards.ie/thread/2057481999/1

Noodles81

Hi my dog is virtually human, she is so clever and has us wrapped around her paw! She tells us when she wants something nice by looking at the door to the treats and not budging til we cop on, she dances around if you wear certain runners as she knows she's probably going for a walk. She stops and sulks if you say "no, you're minding the house", then redoubles her efforts by piling on the charm...and it bloody works too. Many a time I've abandoned plans because she has convinced me to walk her instead. She knows its her job to mind the house Mon to Fri when we go to work so she skips out every morning but try it on Sat or Sun and she's having none of it!

AidoEirE

Lost this lad last year, had Paddy for 15 years, miss the little f*cker

AidoEirE

Have to post this of the trio as well

Mountainsandh

I have 2 cats and a dog.
The grey cat was here first, he's 14. He's got only 1 eye, the vet removed it the very same day I adopted him, he was sick with cat flu and we didn't know if he'd make it. He did, and he's the nicest, gentlest giant cat (taller than the dog). Smart too, in his own quiet way. Has figured how to open doors whatever way they're closed (push or pull), while the dog still just whinges until he's let out of a room.

The dog was second. Again, a big softy. Literally wouldn't hurt a fly, literally. He's just happy to meet anyone and anything, a bumblebee on the ground, or a new doggy friend. Acts all traumatized when the cat is after killing a mouse. Tries very hard to say "I whoohwhooh" for Lidl sausages (I love you, but he's not quite there yet). Does that shihtzu x bichon thing where he "talks" to you with a tilted head.
Can't sleep without Fluffy, his teddy girlfriend (yes. yes he does.).

The little one is new, she's a bItch and a nutcase. She's called Amber but we should have called her Xena Warrior Princess. Over dramatic if you step on a single hair of her tail or paws (I thought I'd killed her first time she squealed). Over dramatic when it comes to food, you'd swear she hasn't eaten ever in her life every time she's fed. Jumps on the grey cat screaming "Geronimoooo" (often from a height) 20 times a day. Big cat fights with her, bites (but not too hard, because he's a softy), but she thinks he's playing, so she jumps again. Tried to suck milk off the dog's tummy, thankfully I think she has copped on there's nothing there now.

But hey, they all get on when all is said and done, and it's a lot of fun looking at them interacting, and the 3 of them have to be really fussed over every time I come home from work, that's a lovely moment every day.

jonon9

My dog Peanut

Skylinehead

Mountainsandh wrote: »

I have 2 cats and a dog.
The grey cat was here first, he's 14. He's got only 1 eye, the vet removed it the very same day I adopted him, he was sick with cat flu and we didn't know if he'd make it. He did, and he's the nicest, gentlest giant cat (taller than the dog). Smart too, in his own quiet way. Has figured how to open doors whatever way they're closed (push or pull), while the dog still just whinges until he's let out of a room.

The dog was second. Again, a big softy. Literally wouldn't hurt a fly, literally. He's just happy to meet anyone and anything, a bumblebee on the ground, or a new doggy friend. Acts all traumatized when the cat is after killing a mouse. Tries very hard to say "I whoohwhooh" for Lidl sausages (I love you, but he's not quite there yet). Does that shihtzu x bichon thing where he "talks" to you with a tilted head.
Can't sleep without Fluffy, his teddy girlfriend (yes. yes he does.).

The little one is new, she's a bItch and a nutcase. She's called Amber but we should have called her Xena Warrior Princess. Over dramatic if you step on a single hair of her tail or paws (I thought I'd killed her first time she squealed). Over dramatic when it comes to food, you'd swear she hasn't eaten ever in her life every time she's fed. Jumps on the grey cat screaming "Geronimoooo" (often from a height) 20 times a day. Big cat fights with her, bites (but not too hard, because he's a softy), but she thinks he's playing, so she jumps again. Tried to suck milk off the dog's tummy, thankfully I think she has copped on there's nothing there now.

But hey, they all get on when all is said and done, and it's a lot of fun looking at them interacting, and the 3 of them have to be really fussed over every time I come home from work, that's a lovely moment every day.

Looks like a calico? They're all lunatics.

Mountainsandh

Skylinehead wrote: »

Looks like a calico? They're all lunatics.

That's what I was told about calicos, I never believed it, until now. Boy do I believe it now.
She's a freak !

jonon9

anna080 wrote: »

My dog judges all of you

https://i.imgur.com/3KixBMf.jpg

Harry Pawper

sonic85

corner of hells

Some great pics , my JRT doesn't do photos.

cefh17

Chip (r) and Jojo (l) like to survey the neighbourhood from the driveway, growling at anyone and anything that walks close to the gate until they're hushed and brought back in. Here they are one day, dog treat in mouth like the Don with a cigar

Lady Haywire

This leggy moggy is Kovu. I've had him since he was about 7 weeks old and he kips on my bed most nights.
TBH I don't think he knows he's a cat as he comes for walks and follows basic commands, along with walking on a leash :pac:
He lives for mayonnaise (won't touch cream or milk) and now knows the fridge has to be opened when tea is being made so he'll come thundering into the kitchen to beg mayo from a chair. He has a female companion, Squeak, who he brought home in the late stages of pregnancy (not sure if I should applaud him for taking care of her or be mad at him for getting her up the duff in the first place) and they go hunting together. Last night he brought me a rat the size of my foot and left it outside my window, plus he must have brought it back alive as it was in a puddle of blood when I seen it this morning:pac:

Oh and he whinges until I open the attic stairs for him & he runs up them and sleeps up there for hours. He climbs any ladder he sees for some reason


This is him doing his ladder 'thing' https://i.imgur.com/VpGHm9p.gifv

uch

Squaredude wrote: »

After attempting to eat a wasp!

Looks innocent enough to me, beautiful Doggy though

jonon9

corner of hells wrote: »

Some great pics , my JRT doesn't do photos.

Its a skill for sure as you can tell by my JRT shes got a look of 'just take the damn picture and throw the damn ball' :pac:

Squaredude

uch wrote: »

Looks innocent enough to me, beautiful Doggy though

That's his "I've made a terrible mistake" face

discobeaker

This is my boy,his name is Cookie. We rescued him from a place in Kildare where he was badly treated. He was got for me to help me get over my dad passing away and now we are best mates.

LETHAL LADY

Here's my fella watching Carlito's Way. It's not his favourite Al Pacino movie but he seems to be enjoying it anyway.

IMG_20171008_002618.jpg

This is my dog Hiro. He looks like a cool fvcker in this picture, like his first albums about to drop. Usually I'd more describe him as an annoying ****er though.

His favourite things are barking incessantly at you for any perceived slight (like making direct eye contact with him) and raw carrots. You can't use the peeler on anything without him over bouncing around your legs, whining for some carrot. You have to wave the potato in his face and cry "it's a spud goddamit, a SPUD!!!"

I have two cats who think he's a king. He loves that.

jonon9

Found a pup picture of Peanut sweet and innocence

Charlie19

Just chillin after a swim.
2017-10-07_11-33-59 by Charlie, on Flickr

discobeaker

Our amazing rabbits Bowser (the grey one) and Peaches

ger vallely

This is Velma, 6 years old. She sleeps. A lot. She loves her comfort and despises cats. She has the softest hair and I totally am head over heels in love with her.

J Mysterio

[Deleted User] wrote: »

This is my dog Hiro. He looks like a cool fvcker in this picture, like his first albums about to drop. Usually I'd more describe him as an annoying ****er though.

His favourite things are barking incessantly at you for any perceived slight (like making direct eye contact with him) and raw carrots. You can't use the peeler on anything without him over bouncing around your legs, whining for some carrot. You have to wave the potato in his face and cry "it's a spud goddamit, a SPUD!!!"

I have two cats who think he's a king. He loves that.

That is really a marvellous photo. He looks like he thinks he's Mick Jagger or something. The cat is totally behind him.

jonon9

discobeaker wrote: »

Our amazing rabbits Bowser (the grey one) and Peaches

The Grey One just looks like he came back from a serious session down the local

J Mysterio

J Mysterio wrote: »

That is really a marvellous photo. He looks like he thinks he's Mick Jagger or something. The cat is totally behind him.

Haha thanks. Yeah the cat looks like his bodyguard or something.

PandaPoo

discobeaker wrote: »

Our amazing rabbits Bowser (the grey one) and Peaches

Oh my god they are both gorgeous but I love peaches!!!

Paleblood

Crap, won't attach.

Paleblood

La.de.da

In the front my beaut Cookie. An absolute lunatic typical Jrt. thinks she's a Rottweiler.

In the background is her mama Sally. Sadly lost her a few weeks ago. She was incredibly special.

Pets are the best.

retro:electro

discobeaker wrote: »

Our amazing rabbits Bowser (the grey one) and Peaches

My goodness they are adorable

Purple Mountain

[Deleted User] wrote: »

This is my dog Hiro. He looks like a cool fvcker in this picture, like his first albums about to drop. Usually I'd more describe him as an annoying ****er though.

His favourite things are barking incessantly at you for any perceived slight (like making direct eye contact with him) and raw carrots. You can't use the peeler on anything without him over bouncing around your legs, whining for some carrot. You have to wave the potato in his face and cry "it's a spud goddamit, a SPUD!!!"

I have two cats who think he's a king. He loves that.

That would look great in a pet calendar.

Charlie19

Purple Mountain wrote: »

That would look great in a pet calendar.

A boards.ie pet calendar, all profits donated to rspca.

Get on it Mods:D

Surreptitious

discobeaker wrote: »

This is my boy,his name is Cookie. We rescued him from a place in Kildare where he was badly treated. He was got for me to help me get over my dad passing away and now we are best mates.

Aw how adorable. How could anyone hurt that face But he's happy now yay!