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Who's a Fan of Alan Partridge

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    #32
    hidinginthebush
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,679 ✭✭✭hidinginthebush


    The "Welcome to the Places of my Life" mini series is one of the funniest shows ever


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    #33
    Hector Bellend
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,667 ✭✭✭Hector Bellend




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    #34
    DEFTLEFTHAND
    Registered Users Posts: 16,500 ✭✭✭✭DEFTLEFTHAND


    Love this scene.

    'Morning Susan, Ahaaaww..'

    "Watch it!"

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KAfoH_GX-Wg


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    #35
    harry Bailey esq
    Registered Users Posts: 4,814 ✭✭✭harry Bailey esq


    DEFTLEFTHAND wrote: »
    I just watched the two television series of 'I'm Alan Partridge' on Netflix.

    I hadn't seen them in years, so funny.

    In the words of Shakin Stevens, 'Lovely Stuff'.

    I've got a scam going with a 12in plate, back of the net!


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    #36
    RayM
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,973 ✭✭✭RayM


    "The security here is terrible. I actually booked the room under the name of the Real IRA"


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    #37
    Tsipras
    Closed Accounts Posts: 493 ✭✭Tsipras


    kiss my face


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    #38
    alan partridge aha
    Registered Users Posts: 3,202 ✭✭✭alan partridge aha


    Ahem


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    #39
    jonon9
    Registered Users Posts: 1,124 ✭✭✭jonon9


    JET! JET! JET!. . . .


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    #40
    Losty Dublin
    Registered Users Posts: 13,010 ✭✭✭✭Losty Dublin


    Lynn, I am not driving a Mini Metro.

    No no, it's different. It's called a Rover Metro now.

    They've rebadged it, you fool!


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    #41
    JaMarcusHustle
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,719 ✭✭✭JaMarcusHustle


    The temperature inside this apple pie is over 1000 degrees. If I squeeze it, a jet of molten bramley apple will squirt out. Could go your way, could go mine. Either way, one of us is going down.


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    #42
    Riddle101
    Registered Users Posts: 8,385 ✭✭✭Riddle101


    Tilikum wrote: »
    The spy who loved me scene.

    Comedy gold.

    Alan: Stop talking about American things and lets watch watch the best film ever made
    TV Presenter: Tonight on America's Strongest Man
    Alan: Have you taped over the Spy Who Loved me with America's Strongest Man?
    Micheal: No I haven't, it was Terry it was his fault
    Terry: I'm really sorry I really wanted to see America's Strongest Man
    Alan: Well now you've got Norfolks MADDEST man!!!!


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    #43
    prinzeugen
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,891 ✭✭✭prinzeugen


    There is a whole thread here..

    http://touch.boards.ie/thread/2057581698/1


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    #44
    myshirt
    Registered Users Posts: 5,245 ✭✭✭myshirt


    Lynn, calm down, calm down, you're suffering from minor womens whiplash.


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    #45
    Brendan Flowers
    Registered Users Posts: 1,373 ✭✭✭Brendan Flowers


    "That was Big Yellow Taxi by Joni Mitchell, a song in which Joni complains they paved paradise to put up a parking lot, a measure which actually would have alleviated traffic congestion on the outskirts of paradise, something which Joni singularly fails to point out, perhaps because it doesn't quite fit in with her blinkered view of the world. Nevertheless, nice song. It's 4:35 AM, you're listening to Up With The Partridge"


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    #46
    Pelvis
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,758 ✭✭✭Pelvis


    You wake up in the morning, you have to read all the Sunday papers, the kids are running around, you gotta mow the lawn and wash the car and you think Sunday bloody Sunday!


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    #47
    Pelvis
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,758 ✭✭✭Pelvis


    DEFTLEFTHAND wrote: »
    Dan, Dan, Dan, Dan, Dan, Dan, Daaaan!!

    They're sex people Lynn!


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    #48
    NATLOR
    Registered Users Posts: 2,287 ✭✭✭NATLOR




    Cracks me up


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    #49
    branie2
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    Stop getting Bond wrong!


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    #50
    Wurly
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,095 ✭✭✭Wurly


    Do you mind if I talk? It helps me keep the wolf from the door, so to speak. Jill, what do you think of the pedestrianization of Norwich city centre? I'll be honest, I'm dead against it. I mean, people forget that traders need access to *DIXONS*! They do say it'll help people in *wheeeelchairs*.


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    #51
    [Deleted User]
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    That was *classic* intercourse.


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    #52
    Ipso
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,995 ✭✭✭Ipso


    This thread makes me feel so excited I want to wear a t-shirt with Crowded House wrote on it.


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    #53
    valoren
    Registered Users Posts: 5,458 ✭✭✭valoren


    That was liquid football.


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    #54
    Boom_Bap
    Moderators, Music Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 25,730 Mod ✭✭✭✭Boom_Bap


    S02E03-rfZ5NsND-subtitled.jpg


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    #55
    selwyn froggitt
    Registered Users Posts: 475 ✭✭selwyn froggitt


    ‘So you don’t think I can tell anecdotes’

    ‘Right, I'll tell you an anecdote. In 1974 I was catching the London train from Crewe station. It was very crowded; I found myself in a last-minute rush for the one remaining seat beside a tall, good-looking man with collar-length hair, it was the seventies; buckaroo! I looked up and saw it was none other than Peter Purves, it was the height of his Blue Peter career. He said, "You jammy bastard" and quick as a flash, I replied, "Don't be blue, Peter!" Needless to say, I had the last laugh, now FÚCK off!


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    #56
    briany
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    Alan: You must have got up to a few pranks in your time.

    Michael: Wai-aye. Hey, I mind this one time, right. I was stationed out in Belize, right, and I had this little macaque monkey as a pet, right? And one day, I came back to me tent, right, and it'd eaten all me fags.

    Michael: So I picked it up and I threw it into the sea.

    Alan: You threw a monkey in the sea?

    Michael: Well, it had eaten all me fags, man. It was a big packet of two-hundred duty-frees, like.

    Alan: You threw a monkey in the sea? Thats awful. I mean, I was fishing for some sort of funny story. Thats just upsetting.


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