Liverpool FC Team Talk/Gossip/Rumours 2017/2018

SlickRic

Doom.
Gloom.
Fúck Coutinho.
Fúck Southampton.
Fúck everything.

New thread!

tinpib

Our year

Arsenal

machiavellianme

I don't like it, bring back the old days

martyos121

RoboKlopp wrote: »

Arsenal

Third??!

marklazarcovic

Breaking now: .... .nothing at all. Inept .

ShamoBuc

Nice positive thread........won't last long!

NukaCola

Steven Gerrard

Umaro

I feel like we're in for a long season.

Buford T. Justice XIX

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page!

aidanathome

Sorry to jump on the 'I hate FSG/Coutinho/Southampton/Transfer Window/everything' thread, but just came across a good post on Reddit about Liverpools sponsorship with 'Tibet Water' - a Chinese consortium that sells the resources of Tibet, namely water.
https://www.reddit.com/r/LiverpoolFC/comments/6tnh25/i_just_emailed_liverpool_regarding_the_deal_with/
https://www.freetibet.org/water

Might be worth a read and worth sending a message to LFC if you feel strongly about it. I did earlier.

super_furry

Buford T. Justice V wrote: »

FIRST

Sixth looks more likely.

BorneTobyWilde

We don't need Coutinho for another year, if we did that we'd be back to where we are now, we just need a few months out of him, he can walk in May and we can replace him.
Seems no one is talking to him.

Turtyturd

If Dembele is going through for €100 million and Paulinho for €40 million, it doesn't really leave them with enough for him if they are as cash strapped as they're supposed to be.

Doodoo

Apparently we are the bookies favourite to sign Julian Draxler. Can't see it happening seeing as he only signed for PSG in January.

Irishmale0399

Turtyturd wrote: »

If Dembele is going through for €100 million and Paulinho for €40 million, it doesn't really leave them with enough for him if they are as cash strapped as they're supposed to be.

I assume that is why they are trying to stagger payments...spending money they havent earned yet ;)

I know thats the reason Dortmund are insisting on the money upfront, no staggering payments or performance related deal.

sword1

Favourite to sign all the Germans

Yawns

We should also only be selling with a massive fee upfront. No installments, no addons.

Club holds the aces here. WC year, he's not gonna sulk and risk chance to play for Brazilian team.

mosstin

sword1 wrote: »

Favourite to sign all the Germans

Not quite Chinese, but a fairly nice bunch of lads regardless.

machiavellianme

sword1 wrote: »

Favourite to sign all the Germans

And Africans

Knex*

Might as well start the thread on a good note

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s6hH4i_ezRg

Turtyturd

Irishmale0399 wrote: »

I assume that is why they are trying to stagger payments...spending money they havent earned yet ;)

I know thats the reason Dortmund are insisting on the money upfront, no staggering payments or performance related deal.

Exactly what Liverpool should be doing. Reality is we're not going to be looking at a player from them in the near future so we've nothing to lose by demanding it.

Kerrigooney

Like him or not this is a good read from Tomkins. Pretty long as usual but good.

Harry Palmr

Has Seri had his toe nails done yet, better buy him a snood while we're at it.

Buford T. Justice XIX

Harry Palmr wrote: »

Has Seri had his toe nails done yet, better buy him a snood while we're at it.

FSG will have toe foot the bill for that.

Jesus Wept

Vicxas

Jesus if we play poor tomorrow I'm staying off the internet for a while

Turtyturd

I couldn't care if we play sh!te and come away with a win.

If we go out over the two legs though Coutinho will be ran out of the club.

BorneTobyWilde

RainMakerToo

not yet

Before I lay me down to sleep, I give my soul to Klopp to keep, If Phil is gone before I wake then please fcuk off No more can I take...

martyos121

not yet wrote: »

Before I lay me down to sleep, I give my soul to Klopp to keep, If Phil is gone before I wake then please fcuk off No more can I take...

What poem is that from, is that James Joyce?

BorneTobyWilde

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BSKbAHc4OXU

Seeing as we're reminiscing .

'' There is more driftwood over Jenner Park and over Barry Island than we have in our academy and in out first team ''

Agent Coulson

I'm starting to think Klopp's words are chosen very carefully and purposely so that when Coutinho isn't sold that it will be down to FSG and not Klopp.

This is done with the hope that Coutinho won't hold the grudge against Klopp and affect long-term how he plays but against FSG for not selling him.

Umaro

That's my thought too. Leaves the door open for him and Coutinho to reconcile when the window closes.. If FSG are true to their word and he stays.

chicorytip

sword1 wrote:

Favourite to sign all the Germans

How about signing George Graham to sort out that defence? Honestly, how to defend set plays effectively is hardly the holy grail of football coaching.

Vicxas

Do we have a defensive couch at the moment?

dmigsy

Vicxas wrote: »

Do we have a defensive couch at the moment?

To hide behind when we're defending?

not yet

martyos121 wrote: »

What poem is that from, is that James Joyce?

Not sure but it was bet into Catholic kids in the 70s, may god forgive or parents...

See what I did there..!!

Anyway back to the madhouse, I cannot believe Klopp wants to starts the season with this squad, he must have a couple of tricks up his sleeve (closes eyes tight and hopes).

Vicxas

dmigsy wrote: »

To hide behind when we're defending?

No to throw gummy bears at the opposition players. Master of distraction.

dogbert27

Everything is going to be ok.

x43r0

aidanathome wrote: »

Sorry to jump on the 'I hate FSG/Coutinho/Southampton/Transfer Window/everything' thread, but just came across a good post on Reddit about Liverpools sponsorship with 'Tibet Water' - a Chinese consortium that sells the resources of Tibet, namely water.
https://www.reddit.com/r/LiverpoolFC/comments/6tnh25/i_just_emailed_liverpool_regarding_the_deal_with/
https://www.freetibet.org/water

Might be worth a read and worth sending a message to LFC if you feel strongly about it. I did earlier.

Not to make light of your post but it did remind me of this clip

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yR08q--9cOM

Oranage2

Isn't Tibet part of China, so what's the problem?

https://www.thisisanfield.com/2017/08/jurgen-klopp-frustrated-lack-progress-emre-can-contract-talks/?utm_source=webpush&utm_medium=Campaign&utm_campaign=webpush


Can's contract doesn't look to be getting sorted anytime soon.........

Kloppo "“He will play here for the next year that is for sure. All the rest we have to see.”

NukaCola

Oranage2 wrote: »

Isn't Tibet part of China, so what's the problem?

Its a bit more complicated than that, do you know much about the history between the two?

ebbsy

Vicxas wrote: »

Do we have a defensive couch at the moment?

Need some defenders first bud.

dogbert27

NukaCola wrote: »

Its a bit more complicated than that, do you know much about the history between the two?

I think he's being his usual self.

machiavellianme

dogbert27 wrote: »

Everything is going to be ok.

Hold me...

Moist Bread

Politics and sport don't mix well, buckos.

NukaCola

Augeo wrote: »

https://www.thisisanfield.com/2017/08/jurgen-klopp-frustrated-lack-progress-emre-can-contract-talks/?utm_source=webpush&utm_medium=Campaign&utm_campaign=webpush


Can's contract doesn't look to be getting sorted anytime soon.........

Kloppo "“He will play here for the next year that is for sure. All the rest we have to see.”

It would be a shame to lose him, we dont look capable of identifying and getting replacements or upgrades too which is a worry....

Oranage2

NukaCola wrote: »

Oranage2 wrote: »

Isn't Tibet part of China, so what's the problem?

Its a bit more complicated than that, do you know much about the history between the two?

A little, but I'm no expert.