I wish...

Ninthlife

insert your wish in this thread, who knows it may come true!

Cortina_MK_IV

I wish I could stop myself clicking on these f**king threads.

tomwaterford

I wish good people didn't have to die/get sick




And waterford to win the all ireland

Ninthlife

Cortina_MK_IV wrote: »

I wish I could stop myself clicking on these f**king threads.

See i wished a sucker would post in the thread and look!!!

See wishes do come true

DontThankMe

I wish for a billion wishes.

Ninthlife

DontThankMe wrote: »

I wish for a billion wishes.

I wished back a billion minus one..ha

tomwaterford

DontThankMe wrote: »

I wish for a billion wishes.

I wish for a Google of wishes

Tom Mann Centuria

tomwaterford wrote: »

I wish good people didn't have to die/get sick




And waterford to win the all ireland

Fully agree with the first part of your wish, and if that comes true, I'd say you deserve part two!

Outlaw Pete

I wish for health..... tis your wealth.

snowflaker

I wish everyone would just get along!

Ninthlife

Outlaw Pete wrote: »

I wish for health..... tis your wealth.

Dont forget safety.. think of the insurance liabilties

JPF82

I wish I was a little bit taller
I wish I was a baller
I wish I had a girl who looked good, I would call her
I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat
And a six four Impala

stop animal cruelty

For no more animal cruelty.

Ninthlife

snowflaker wrote: »

I wish everyone would just get along!

A long what?

I think that post belongs in personal issues.

Mods please move!!

Ninthlife

stop animal cruelty wrote: »

For no more animal cruelty.

You wish to stop yourself?

It sounds like a plot to a marvel universe superhero movie

Vowel Movement

I wish I wish, I hadn't killed that fish

Ninthlife

Vowel Movement wrote: »

I wish I wish, I hadn't killed that fish

Are you codding?

annascott

I wish I would win a huge Euro millions lottery.
Also wish to be disciplined enough to diet and exercise 80 or 90% of the time instead of the 60% that I am currently managing to achieve

End to all vivisection

stop animal cruelty

And that loneliness never existed. That there was never such a thing, everyone had someone.

Ninthlife

annascott wrote: »

I wish I would win a huge Euro millions lottery.
Also wish to be disciplined enough to diet and exercise 80 or 90% of the time instead of the 60% that I am currently managing to achieve

End to all vivisection

I think you need to be honest and say you enjoy BDSM . That way youll get 100% satisfaction

On a non joking note, agree to no vivisection

Ninthlife

stop animal cruelty wrote: »

And that loneliness never existed. That there was never such a thing, everyone had someone.

Everyone has someone it just a matter of finding them

Junkyard Tom

https://youtu.be/bdgHTjUmDII?t=71

annascott

Ninthlife wrote: »

I think you need to be honest and say you enjoy BDSM . That way youll get 100% satisfaction

On a non joking note, agree to no vivisection

:eek:

Ninthlife

annascott wrote: »

:eek:

You mentioned disciplined and the alcohol put 2 + 2 together and made 47

LadyMacBeth_

I wish I could find a way to be content in this world.

Ninthlife

LadyMacBeth_ wrote: »

I wish I could find a way to be content in this world.

Be content with yourself and eventually one step at a time youll become content with the world

RayM

I wish I was a little bit taller
I wish I was a baller
I wish I had a girl who looked good, I would call her.

Just a little bit... 5'10" would suit me.

Wexfordboy89

I wish i could buy a house for my mam

greencap

I wish I could have an old style barbershop shave, of my arse.

I would stand on the chair, facing the back wall, looking over my shoulder.
I'd have the cover over my legs and balls. A warm towel would cover my bum.

Then the barber would sharpen the straight edge razor on the belt, then whip up some shaving foam, apply it to my cheeks liberally with a traditional horse hair(?) brush.

He, (or she...doesn't matter, its not sexual) would carefully go to work on my cheeks, turning the chair as needed to get the best angles for a smooth shave.

He/she would ask how I wanted the asshole done. I'd say 'just tidy her up please', my cheeks parted a scissors would be utilized for the grim task. A little bit of gel to make the finish neat.

Finally a warm towel would be placed on my newly smooth cheeks, before a little aftershave was slapped on.
The barber produces a circular mirror presenting the cheeks and pipe from different angles.
'That's great' I say, the cover is removed, I climb down and pay the barber, passing my hand over my baby smooth bum as I pull up my cacks, say goodbye, and leave.

s4uv3

I wish my baby could sleep more than two hours again soon

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

I wish I could sleep, full stop.

rossie1977

I wish I was a neutron bomb, for once I could go off
I wish I was a sacrifice but somehow still lived on
I wish I was a sentimental ornament you hung on
The Christmas tree, I wish I was the star that went on top
I wish I was the evidence, I wish I was the grounds
For 50 million hands upraised and open toward the sky

DopeTech

That I pass my exam in the next few weeks. Need it or I'm up you know what creek.

L'prof

tomwaterford wrote: »

I wish for a Google of wishes

Granted

Or did you mean a googol?

DEFTLEFTHAND

Princess Consuela Bananahammock wrote: »

I wish I could sleep, full stop.

I hear you my sister.

To quote Kurt Cobain "I'm so Tired I can't sleep."

Insomnia truly is a terrible condition to suffer from.

Winterlong

I wish for two more wishes.

ToddyDoody

I wish for a nice funeral, with all the funeral trimmings. A funeral to remember, something the whole family can be proud of.

Not for a long time, mind. Felt I needed to add that in case some concerned people might be trying to track my ip address.

Cortina_MK_IV

After tonight I wish I'd never hear the names McGregor or Mayweather for at least a year. :mad:

Fighting Tao

Cortina_MK_IV wrote: »

After tonight I wish I'd never hear the names McGregor or Mayweather for at least a year. :mad:

I wish you didn't resurrect this thread that was slowly disappearing into the bowels of Boards. :mad:

maudgonner

I wish crisps had no calories.

I love crisps.

branie2

I wish Galway will win the All-Ireland.

branie2

A long-shot wish, but for a device that could make thoughts come true in an instant.

Witchie

I wish I knew Nick from Arizona's second name. Then would track him down and marry him.

Loon E. Tick

branie2 wrote: »

A long-shot wish, but for a device that could make thoughts come true in an instant.

Do you mean where you could see someone naked in an instant? That might not always work out for the best as there are some things which have been seen which can't be unseen.

I wish I could live in eternal Spring where leaves don't fall to the ground.

stop animal cruelty

I wish food made you thin

branie2

Loon E. Tick wrote: »

Do you mean where you could see someone naked in an instant? That might not always work out for the best as there are some things which have been seen which can't be unseen.

I wish I could live in eternal Spring where leaves don't fall to the ground.

nope, not hat type of device.

Noveight

I wish we got proper hot, long summers here in the mid-west.

Might be a different story elsewhere in the country but we've had a seriously disappointing summer season.

branie2

for a cancer cure

branie2

My own holodeck

Lorelli!

branie2 wrote: »

My own holodeck

Just make sure you don't disengage the safeties!

pheasant tail

I wish good luck was more evenly distributed and that all good people could get what they deserve