The Homer Simpson Challenge

A Battered Mars Bar

There's a lot of stupid challenges on the Internet.

I've come up with a good one. Someone do all the legal jobs Homer Simpson has ever done.

Report back when done for a thanks.

domrush

You're right that is stupid

Jim Bob Scratcher

Here we go

Off the top of my head the near impossible ones astronaut nukuler power plant owner Harvey weight boxer challenger for the undisputed heavy weight tile in professional boxing mono rail driver at least in Ireland not sure where you'd find a mono rail submarine captain

justshane

Right before he goes to bed, Homer tells her, "You know, I've had a lot of jobs: boxer, mascot, astronaut, imitation Krusty, baby proofer, trucker, hippie, plow driver, food critic, conceptual artist, grease salesman, carny, mayor, drifter, bodyguard for the mayor, country western manager, garbage commissioner, ...

Akrasia

Here we go wrote: »

Off the top of my head the near impossible ones astronaut nukuler power plant owner Harvey weight boxer challenger for the undisputed heavy weight tile in professional boxing mono rail driver at least in Ireland not sure where you'd find a mono rail submarine captain

Chief designer of a brand new passenger car, priest, supervillian's number 1 henchman...

New Home

Juvenile correction facility guard, etc

riffmongous

Cannonball to the gut circus freak?

New Home

Wasn't he a hairdresser, too, at one point?

764dak

It seems impossible to do.

dickwod1

Impossibe is nothing (he may have worked for Adidas as a nixer) :pac:

Realt Dearg Sec

New Home wrote: »

Wasn't he a hairdresser, too, at one point?

I don't think we need to count anything from after season ten. We'll just pretend they all died in a fire after that.

Dirty Dingus McGee

He had a brief spell as The Sugar Man as well, where he went around selling door to door sugar. Principal Skinner thought the idea of selling door to door sugar was a marvelous idea, so we need to add that job to the list.

Tom Mann Centuria

Crazy golf windmill tuner, bowling alley assistant, spring salesman, night shift at the kwikemart, race horse trainer. Night school teacher as well.

Dravokivich

He also did Santa clause.

Dirty Dingus McGee

He was a football coach for a while also.

Dravokivich

And life coach....

Directed the super bowl half time show too!

RobbingBandit

Town Crier, Hear Ye Hear Ye, him and Peter Griffin did a car wash for stolen cars he's been in loads of bands, he was a Tomacco grower. He ran the springfield mafia with Bart. Beer Baron. Duff man. Poochy too.

Dirty Dingus McGee

RobbingBandit wrote: »

Town Crier, Hear Ye Hear Ye, him and Peter Griffin did a car wash for stolen cars he's been in loads of bands, he was a Tomacco grower. He ran the springfield mafia with Bart. Beer Baron. Duff man. Poochy too.

He wasn't the official town crier though.They tried to stop him but he was just too damn good.

Dirty Dingus McGee

He was also knife salesman and used as bait for attack dogs for a short spell.

New Home

Was he the Duffman as well, for a while, or do I remember that incorrectly?

Hector Savage

Remember when the Simpsons was actually a good show ?
It's been a terrible show a lot longer than it ever was a good one - and still flogging the horse.

RobbingBandit

Him and Marge were Butler and Maid for the old lady/Carmen Electra. He was Pieman. Him and Granpa Simpson were drug mules.

oppenheimer1

Nuclear safety inspector

764dak

Hector Savage wrote: »

Remember when the Simpsons was actually a good show ?
It's been a terrible show a lot longer than it ever was a good one - and still flogging the horse.

Do you mean the #1 rated cartoon on FOX?

New Home

Astronaut! Did we mention that?

The Backwards Man

He's never had a legal job because he's just a funnyman in a cartoon

BizzyC

Arm-wrestler, Power-bar spokesman (climbing the murderhorn), Actor (some superhero movie),
Limo Driver, Singer (B-sharps), Army, Navy Reserves, Blackjack dealer, Junior Vice President of Compu-Global-Hyper-Meganet, Opera Singer, Paparrazzi, Truck Driver


There's a huge amount more out there I'm sure....

New Home

Panda impersonator. Indian Deity (but really, a Union man).

blastman

Here we go wrote: »

Off the top of my head the near impossible ones astronaut nukuler power plant owner Harvey weight boxer challenger for the undisputed heavy weight tile in professional boxing mono rail driver at least in Ireland not sure where you'd find a mono rail submarine captain

What?

razorblunt

I've received permission from the wife to do this, but only if I keep the Mr Plow jacket.

Tom Mann Centuria

New Home wrote: »

Panda impersonator. Indian Deity (but really, a Union man).

He was hanging there, reeking of Panda love. In his greater role as prank monkey.