The Cork To Galway Bus Has No Toilet In It!

Straight Talker

Sweet jesus like an over four hour journey!:eek: Im never traveling with Bus Eireann on that route ever again.Next time i'll use City Link.;) Seriously though i think it's outrageous that there's no toilets on a bus for a journey that's longer than two hours!

nullzero

Bus Eireann have always been a bit hit and miss......

D Trent

Put a Cork in it you'll manage take it out wen u reach galway

Beanntraigheach

Just stick your arse out the window and let nature take its course.

LadyMacBeth_

Yeah that happened to me before, over four hours absolutely desperate for a p1ss because I had a diet coke and a cup of tea before I got on the bus. I feel your pain OP.

badabing106

LadyMacBeth_ wrote: »

Yeah that happened to me before, over four hours absolutely desperate for a p1ss because I had a diet coke and a cup of tea before I got on the bus. I feel your pain OP.

Diet coke bottles make good urinals

Straight Talker

nullzero wrote: »

Bus Eireann have always been a bit hit and miss......

No toilets on buses.Rude drivers.No wonder Bus Eireann are being taken to the cleaners by the likes of City Link and Air Coach.

alberto67

Ask the driver to stop. Did that twice, they stopped (was for number 2)...

thelad95

Ask the bus driver to pull over, they have to do so when it's safe.

bodhrandude

Straight Talker wrote: »

Sweet jesus like an over four hour journey!:eek: Im never traveling with Bus Eireann on that route ever again.Next time i'll use City Link.;) Seriously though i think it's outrageous that there's no toilets on a bus for a journey that's longer than two hours!

Do what I do and go and piss at the exit door, have done that before as there basically should be a toilet there.

Victor

Straight Talker wrote: »

Sweet jesus like an over four hour journey!:eek: Im never traveling with Bus Eireann on that route ever again.Next time i'll use City Link.;) Seriously though i think it's outrageous that there's no toilets on a bus for a journey that's longer than two hours!

The bus does stop along the way!

LadyMacBeth_

badabing106 wrote: »

Diet coke bottles make good urinals

I'm a woman, aiming isn't so easy for me.

alberto67

LadyMacBeth_ wrote: »

I'm a woman, aiming isn't so easy for me.

Practice makes perfect :-)

donegaLroad

Letterkenny - Dublin has no toilet either

I had a few pints in Derry one evening, then took the bus to Donegal. I had to get out after 20 minutes and run to the hedge for a pee... I told the bus driver to go on ahead, and I hitched the rest of the journey after I was done peeing, which felt like about 10 minutes.

LadyMacBeth_

alberto67 wrote: »

Practice makes perfect :-)

Golden shower?

Robsweezie

LadyMacBeth_ wrote: »

I'm a woman, aiming isn't so easy for me.

bring a shewee?

dense

badabing106 wrote: »

Diet coke bottles make good urinals

a Lucozade bottle is better.
Rummage around.

Sir Osis of Liver.

I was in Mister Price today and they were selling those ladies directional piss cups.

Guy:Incognito

LadyMacBeth_ wrote: »

I'm a woman, aiming isn't so easy for me.

https://www.shewee.com

MilesMorales1

Knowing there was a 4 hour journey with no toilet would make me need the toilet even more.

Riding with Bus Eireann.

That was your first mistake, OP!

Roger Hassenforder

[Deleted User] wrote: »

Riding with Bus Eireann.

That was your first mistake, OP!

Nope
Leaving Cork for Galway was their first.

Although in fairness, Galway is one big pissoir, so as soon as you hit Eyre square spray away

Burial.

Go for a quick slash at the Limerick station stop over. Get yourself a pack of Mentos too from the local tuck shop. They taste better in the ambience of public transport.

Straight Talker

Roger Hassenforder wrote: »

Nope
Leaving Cork for Galway was their first.

Although in fairness, Galway is one big pissoir, so as soon as you hit Eyre square spray away

Galway is a grand spot.I love Cork a lot but Galway has it's advantages.It doesn't have as many heroin addicts around the place as Cork.Although granted Galway is a much smaller city.

begbysback

LadyMacBeth_ wrote: »

I'm a woman, aiming isn't so easy for me.

Practice

LadyMacBeth_

begbysback wrote: »

Practice

You offering?

begbysback

LadyMacBeth_ wrote: »

You offering?

Advice? Certainly - aim high

Straight Talker

Burial. wrote: »

Go for a quick slash at the Limerick station stop over. Get yourself a pack of Mentos too from the local tuck shop. They taste better in the ambience of public transport.

The problem is that it takes nearly two hours to get to Limerick.As has already been suggested you can always ask the driver to pull over.But that's not an easy thing to do if the driver is an asshole.

Why didn't you get city link in the first place? It's way faster.

Outlaw Pete

alberto67 wrote: »

Ask the driver to stop. Did that twice, they stopped (was for number 2)...

You got on the wrong bus?

Victor

LadyMacBeth_ wrote: »

I'm a woman, aiming isn't so easy for me.

Use that tea cup you had.