Not The Annoyingly Trivial Things-Bitches be cray cray week.

Jessme

Might have been posted before, but reading the instructions on a ready meal to remove the plastic film before cooking...and only the bit outside the seal comes off in a perfect rectangle, leaving you to chop away at the inside bit with a scissors to get it off.

bonzodog2

TA its taken nearly 12 hours since the power came back on before I could get data via 3
TA its only < 0.5 Mbps
TA I've got another 2 pages of TA posts to read

maudgonner

People who ring you and say 'Hi, it's me'. The most pointless phrase ever uttered - who else would it be except the 'me' who is speaking?

IamtheWalrus

maudgonner wrote: »

People who ring you and say 'Hi, it's me'. The most pointless phrase ever uttered - who else would it be except the 'me' who is speaking?

I just got off the train.

Rubberlegs

Tiny dogs who disappear out of sight when you start turning your car. I live in fear of reversing over one at a place I go to regularly
A tree on the road I take out of town was blown down yesterday and the place looks so weird and bare without it.

retro:electro

razorblunt wrote: »

That was your first mistake right there.

TA at people who pretend they don't read the Daily Mail

LadyMacBeth_

Lying in bed wide awake for the last hour. Fecksake.

erica74

TA at people who think food allergies are the same as fad diets.

Poor Uncle Tom

TA'd at people who think that because they don't like something they are allergic to it.

s4uv3

The house is in a hoop and I don't have staff :rolleyes:

Surreptitious

s4uv3 wrote: »

The house is in a hoop and I don't have staff :rolleyes:

I was just about to post the same thing. I'd like an elf to come help me once a week. Just a bit of hoovering and that and maybe scrub down the bathroom.

tomwaterford

Pain in me jaw from grinding teeth,sore chest,couldn't sleep 4 ages.....no fcuking way is anything worth this stress

branie2

Dog droppings that aren't cleaned up

redfacedbear

Users changing their names so I don't know who they are anymore.

[Lexie I'm looking at you!]

Martina1991

TA Being the first one to write in a group card for someone so I don't know what to say.

the purple tin

Deleted User wrote: »

Adult twins who dress the same. I've had the misfortune of watching a few minutes of a tv thing about finding the perfect dress. A pair of 30 something twins who dress identical were looking for identical dresses for the races.
What the actual fück is that about!

Twins are weird. it's a fact.

SusieBlue

Deleted User wrote: »

Adult twins who dress the same. I've had the misfortune of watching a few minutes of a tv thing about finding the perfect dress. A pair of 30 something twins who dress identical were looking for identical dresses for the races.
What the actual fück is that about!

I actually watched that on +1 after seeing your post and thought it was mad. They both had wedding rings on as well, wonder how their husbands put up with it!!

retro:electro

TA that I have a leaky radiator (not a euphemism)
I also need to change a light bulb but I can't tell if the switch is on or off.
I stood on my own toe with my other foot.
I snagged my new woolly jumper.
I need a handy man.
Moving day can't come soon enough.

branie2

Deleted User wrote: »

Adult twins who dress the same. I've had the misfortune of watching a few minutes of a tv thing about finding the perfect dress. A pair of 30 something twins who dress identical were looking for identical dresses for the races.
What the actual fück is that about!

Adult version of the twins in The Shining

LadyMacBeth_

I am a ball of anxiety today. Had some stressy stuff going on this morning with a friend and it's making my stomach twist in knots. My missus has also signed the contract for the new job in the UK, starting next month. Eek. I'm now trying to contact CF clinics in the UK to see if I can access healthcare there and register with the clinic for treatment/check ups/IVs etc and do I need to go through my CF centre here or can I do it myself and if I have to pay for my medications (which there is no way on earth I can afford). Grah. Also worried that I am going to be a bored and lonely housewife as the missus is out working and making friends and I'm sat at home wondering what to do with myself (and knowing me probably getting up to no good!).

Bleh, someone hold me

erica74

Surreptitious wrote: »

I was just about to post the same thing. I'd like an elf to come help me once a week. Just a bit of hoovering and that and maybe scrub down the bathroom.

And clean the oven.

recyclebin

That Aldi ad on the radio for Halloween!!

Bredabe

LadyMacBeth_ wrote: »

I am a ball of anxiety today. Had some stressy stuff going on this morning with a friend and it's making my stomach twist in knots. My missus has also signed the contract for the new job in the UK, starting next month. Eek. I'm now trying to contact CF clinics in the UK to see if I can access healthcare there and register with the clinic for treatment/check ups/IVs etc and do I need to go through my CF centre here or can I do it myself and if I have to pay for my medications (which there is no way on earth I can afford). Grah. Also worried that I am going to be a bored and lonely housewife as the missus is out working and making friends and I'm sat at home wondering what to do with myself (and knowing me probably getting up to no good!).

Bleh, someone hold me

Have you tried posting on the UK version of boards for some direction on those questions? They may help.

TA'ed More people who cant read the crystal clear questions on a simple topic I send them. x10000

tringle

TAd that my nutri blender didn't whizz up the ginger in my smoothie and now trying to sip it through my teeth.

rainbow kirby

Bredabe wrote: »

Have you tried posting on the UK version of boards for some direction on those questions? They may help.

TA'ed More people who cant read the crystal clear questions on a simple topic I send them. x10000

There's no real single UK analogue. For health related questions the General Health section on Mumsnet would probably be worth a shot.

TA'd that I just missed the end of the work canteen opening hours so had to grab something from the vending machine instead for my snack.

qo2cj1dsne8y4k

TA that none of yall like cleaning. Actually one of my favourite things to do is clean, TA 2, that's the saddest thing I ever did write

LadyMacBeth_

Bredabe wrote: »

Have you tried posting on the UK version of boards for some direction on those questions? They may help.

I'm going to badger my CF clinic here when I see them next and there is a UK charity for CF which also provides information about clinics etc so I just sent them a hysterical email with a hundred questions, poor feckers, they'll be delighted to have me :pac:

rainbow kirby wrote: »

There's no real single UK analogue. For health related questions the General Health section on Mumsnet would probably be worth a shot.

Thanks for that suggestion, I will try that too

retro:electro

TA at today.
Tried defrosting the freezer and am pretty sure I stabbed it to death. There's my deposit gone.
Tried parking in town and got the perfect spot but could I fcuk find the P&D machine.
Went to Costa to get a tea and as I was making it I dropped my card in the bloody bin hole. Had to reeeeeach in to get it.

Pac1Man

anna080 wrote: »

I also need to change a light bulb but I can't tell if the switch is on or off.

If it's a normal flat switch (and wired correctly) and it looks like this: / it's off.

If it's a dimmer, just twist it all the way to the left.

Regardless, nothing will happen if you change a normal bulb with the switch on. Just don't put your fingers in the hole.

LadyMacBeth_

Pac1Man wrote: »

Just don't put your fingers in the hole.

Easier said than done my friend