Jobs you'd do for free

Cork Lass

Sir David Attenboroughs job. I'd give my eye teeth, my house and my two children just to spend one day doing his job. What job would you do for free?

Wibbs

Polishing supermodels.

corner of hells

I'd do a mods job for free.

Poor Uncle Tom

Wibbs wrote: »

Polishing supermodels.

No hands mind, this was the only rule we had when I had the job....

Urquell

Lesbian porn star

imme

Male model underwear assistant

corner of hells

Wibbs wrote: »

Polishing supermodels.

What type?
Some of the model trains might be difficult to polish.

Atoms for Peace

Hawaiin tropic Oil boy.

Super-Rush

Wallet inspector.

A Battered Mars Bar

I'd do a free fas internship internship in a portacabin/office for an ignorant 30 something go getter. Just to be paid with his vast wealth of experience. Oh God please mister boss. I'll work 40 hour weeks for nothing!!!

Oh wait it's not 2013 anymore

corner of hells

Poor Uncle Tom wrote: »

Wibbs wrote: »

Polishing supermodels.

No hands mind, this was the only rule we had when I had the job....

Did they not like getting thier hands polished ?

m5ex9oqjawdg2i

I don't think it's a job, but I would test driving luxury/sports cars regularly for free.

Tom Mann Centuria

I'd work with under privileged, handicapped orphans and end world conflict.


Now excuse me, it's the swimsuit round.

My cousin had a nice gig at the Naval Aviation Museum in San Deigo where he got to play with all the old warbirds, I'm pretty jealous of that.

My current job. I honestly love it.

boardsuser1

Drive for Bus Eireann

Nomis21

KC161 wrote: »

Drive for Bus Eireann

You get free travel on duty as well apparently...

Cork Lass

Yeah, but not to the Galapagos. David still wins.

DoozerT6

Puppy cuddler or kitten wrangler.

SEPT 23 1989

Play for Manchester City

ytpe2r5bxkn0c1

Cork Lass wrote: »

Yeah, but not to the Galapagos. David still wins.

David, often told me he would have paid somebody to let him do the job he has but he hadn't the money to do so. I too would have done my job for nothing if I didn't need a salary to make ends meet.

triple nipple

Deleted User wrote:

My current job. I honestly love it.

What do you do?

osarusan

Boxing trainer.

It would have to be for free because nobody is going to pay me any money for it.

vicwatson

triple nipple wrote: »

What do you do?

He's with the touring freak show, three nips and all that

Bitches Be Trypsin

You know those people on travel blogs and TV shows that go on free holidays and review them? That job any day

ancapailldorcha

I'd love to work in a cat café. I'd get to look after cats all day long.

triple nipple

triple nipple wrote: »

What do you do?

University lecturer

Outlaw Pete

Footballer, if I had the skill and the youth. Has to be the greatest job in the world, all be it a relatively short lived one, but sure you can just ****e talk for the next 30 as a pundit afterwards.

Barring that... a restaurant critic is another handy number.

C Montgomery Gurns II

Serve on a Rodrigo Duarte inspired death squad tackling Ireland's burglary epidemic.

Chief prosecutor in the Paul Murphy trial.

andekwarhola

If they could bring back hanging off the back of a fire engine, I'd volunteer.

s4uv3

Professional athlete. Long distance runner or something similar. I'd do it for free no bother if I had the skill of course

Armchair Andy

I'd be a cameraman for the grid walk on the MotoGp circuit. I'd supply my own tripod of course.

philstar

Physio for the dutch womens hockey team

Purple Mountain

I'd test beds for furniture companies.
A different scratcer every night.

heldel00

Pimple popper (I'm so ashamed to even type that. I'm sick, I know!)

nullzero

SEPT 23 1989 wrote: »

Play for Manchester City

I'm pretty sure they'd give you a few hundred grand week to sit on the bench.

Parchment

-Palliative care physiotherapy.
-Spot popping/blackhead removal
-Puppy washer

Four Phucs Ache

Parchment wrote: »

-Spot popping/blackhead removal

Sister in law is a nurse and loves doing this for the elderly.She quivers with delight telling us she squeezed a lump of coal out of some 90yo back etc.

Gas thing is they don't let her bin it till they have a good look at it!

greencap

Parchment wrote: »

-Palliative care physiotherapy.
-Spot popping/blackhead removal
-Puppy washer

Four Phucs Ache wrote: »

Sister in law is a nurse and loves doing this for the elderly.She quivers with delight telling us she squeezed a lump of coal out of some 90yo back etc.

Gas thing is they don't let her bin it till they have a good look at it!

urrrrrrrrrgh.

anything thats popable on oneself is grand craic. But other people nyuuuuurgh.

NO.

s4uv3

Four Phucs Ache wrote: »

Sister in law is a nurse and loves doing this for the elderly.She quivers with delight telling us she squeezed a lump of coal out of some 90yo back etc.

Gas thing is they don't let her bin it till they have a good look at it!

Oh jesus that's fcuking disgusting

Harry Palmr

Horticulture on Lanzarote

diomed

Thoroughbred horse pedigree adviser.
Book reviewer, biographies.

Maximus Alexander

I need to eat and keep a roof over my head so I wouldn't do any job for free.

Paddy Cow

Maximus Alexander wrote: »

I need to eat and keep a roof over my head so I wouldn't do any job for free.

You'd make a great buzz killington

Paddy Cow

Not sure what you'd call it but I'd love to be on a security team that had to break into places to test out the security. You'd have all the thrill of breaking in but wouldn't spend the rest of your life in jail if caught.

Samsgirl

Chocolate taster

maudgonner

Demolition. I quite like breaking things. I'd like to break big things with machinery. And explosives.

Purple Mountain

An extra in Fair City
Just so I could f*ck up every take with my 'tourettes' episodes

Zaph

greencap wrote: »

urrrrrrrrrgh.

anything thats popable on oneself is grand craic. But other people nyuuuuurgh.

NO.

You won't be watching all the spot popping videos on YouTube then?

Cupcake_Crisis

Tom Hardys make up artist. Or stylist. Or anything really.

Samuel T. Cogley

Barrister - which is nice because you don't just get to do it for free you have to fecking pay to do it.

Top Gear presenter

Porn actor/strip club owner.

Penelope Cruz's private, self moving chair.