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Pick five people living or dead you would invite your dinner party...

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    #32
    Keyzer
    Registered Users Posts: 4,331 ✭✭✭Keyzer


    PARlance wrote: »
    Can't beat the auld casual rapey joke!

    BattleCorp wouldn't rape a fly...


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    #33
    Allah snackbar
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 161 ✭✭Allah snackbar


    Hitler , Stephen fry , Ali , Peter Kay and Gladys knight to sing a few songs


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    #34
    jamesbere
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    Patrick Stewart, Ian McKellen, Kate Beckinsale, Tom Hanks and Sarah Silverman


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    #35
    Allah snackbar
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    D9Male wrote: »
    So you could rape them? Wow, you're a hero.

    You're not really male are you , if you are I can see you having great fun in nightclubs white knighting to beat the band


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    #36
    Daledge
    Registered Users Posts: 297 ✭✭Daledge


    hungry hypno toad wrote: »
    That's six.

    Technically one person though..


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    #37
    suicide_circus
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    Alexander The Great, Abraham Lincoln, Freddie Mercury, George Michael, David Norris


    Wait....


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    #38
    Kevhog1988
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    Michael Collins, Eamonn Devalera , Gerry Adams, pope john paul 2 & stephen hawkins


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    #39
    LordSutch
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    Oliver Reed
    John Lennon
    Cilla Black
    Grayson Perry
    Carrie Fisher


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    #40
    _Whimsical_
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    theemigrant wrote: »
    Michael Collins, Eamonn Devalera , Gerry Adams, pope john paul 2 & stephen hawkins

    Some bust up potential right there!


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    #41
    jiltloop
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    Brian Eno, Richard D James, Hunter S Thompson, David Attenborough & Laurie Anderson.


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    #42
    BattleCorp
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    :o
    Keyzer wrote: »
    BattleCorp wouldn't rape a fly...

    Unfortunately my penis is aptly sized for such a task. :o:(


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    #43
    Glenster
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    Stalin, Socrates, Napoleon, Oscar Wilde, and Theodore Q. Bumfunk , the inventor of sexual assault.


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    #44
    DJIMI TRARORE
    Registered Users Posts: 3,560 ✭✭✭DJIMI TRARORE


    Alex Higgins
    Oliver Reed
    Mel Gibson
    Samuel L Jackson
    Tony Adams

    They can bring their own drinks


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    #45
    Grandeeod
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    Peter Sellers, Dave Allen, Woody Allen, Keith Floyd and William Shakepeare.


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    #46
    The_Valeyard
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    1) Winston Churchill
    2) Ernest Hemingway
    3) Jeff Lebowski
    4) Vladimir Putin
    5) Fidel castro



    The piss up would be awesome.


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    #47
    Cee-Jay-Cee
    Registered Users Posts: 12,235 ✭✭✭✭Cee-Jay-Cee


    Spike Milligan
    David Attenborough
    Hitler
    Richard Prior
    My Dad.


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    #48
    hungry hypno toad
    Closed Accounts Posts: 646 ✭✭✭hungry hypno toad


    Daledge wrote: »
    Technically one person though..

    A wank3r.


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    #49
    valoren
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    Richard Feynman
    Tom Hanks
    David Bowie
    John D Rockefeller
    Robert Shaw


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    #50
    Are Am Eye
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    Adam
    Eve
    Cain
    Abel
    Harry Molloy from Fair City.


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    #51
    RhubarbCrumble
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    Dr McKay McKinnon
    John Creedon
    Michael Healy Rae
    The Kombai Tribe of Papua New Guinea
    Nicola Walker

    I'm counting the Kombai tribe as one and hoping I have enough seats.
    If any of the above can't make it, I'd be happy for Jack Lynch to step in instead.


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    #52
    Galwayguy35
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    Michael D Higgins
    Donald Trump
    John Holmes
    Martin McGuinness
    Christina Aguilera


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    #53
    Kalimah
    Registered Users Posts: 1,116 ✭✭✭Kalimah


    Winston Churchill
    Michael Collins
    Alan Rickman
    Peter Ustinov
    Dave Allen.

    Pity we couldn't invite 10 as I'd quite like Pierce Brosnan, Henry VIII, and Billy Connolly to come along too.


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    #54
    The_Valeyard
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    Leonard Nimoy
    Thomas Aquinas
    Rene Descartes
    Paul of Tarsus
    Aristotle


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    #55
    JennyZ
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    Maybe three very random ordinary people who I don't know, so I could listen to their stories, but throw in Grace Kelly and Denzel Washington too.


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    #56
    fxotoole
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    Kim Jong Il
    Stalin
    Saddam Hussein
    Carlos The Jackal
    Donald "The Don" Trump




    For the craic, like


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    #57
    dark crystal
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    Jack Nicholson
    Martin Scorsese
    Miriam Margolyes
    Ricky Gervais
    Stephen King


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    #58
    Cracker86
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    Barack Obama
    Roy Keane
    Pep Guadiola
    Steve Jobs
    ....and Ricky Gervais, because they could get a bit heavy


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    Aongus Von Bismarck
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    I think the more interesting question would be who you would invite, and what you'd have for dinner.

    I'd invite:
    Otto Von Bismarck - the most interesting European of the past 200 years. 

    Charlemagne - the most interesting European before that. 

    Vincent O'Brien - Legendary national hunt and flat trainer.

    Escoffier - French chef, restraunter and writer who helped to popularise haute cuisine.

    John B. Keane - playwright, novelist and masterful observer of the Irish condition. I was going to suggest Brian O'Nolan aka Flann O'Brien/Myles na gCopaleen, but unfortunately he'd probably turn up blind drunk (see observer of the Irish condition). 

    Richard Proenneke - naturalist and master craftsman. 


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    #60
    gifted
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    1). Liam Lawlor.....to ask him about the dirt he had on certain politicians and was his death an accident or planned.

    2) Adolf Hitler to ask him why?

    3) John F Kennedy to ask him was Marylen Monroe a true blonde lol

    4) Jesus himself to ask him why as well

    5) Myself 26 years ago to tell myself not to worry so much and to attempt everything I was afraid of


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    #61
    nacho libre
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    Richard Prior
    Richard Harris
    Spike Milligan
    Albert Einstein
    Francois-Marie Arouet


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