The Holy Saturday Ray Darcy Show thread incorporating the RTE2 Easter Vigil Mass

Skid X

John and Francis Brennan off At Your Service

Aleesha Dixon off Mis-teeq and a multitude of reality shows

Cystic Fibrosis campaigner Jillian McNulty who is pleased that the Orkambi and Kalydeco drugs have been approved

Some Brides to be in a Wedding Competition thing

that's at 10.05pm on RTE1


and on the Youth Channel at 11pm


The Most Rev Kevin Doran, Bishop of Elphin, leads an Easter Vigil at the Cathedral of the Immaculate Conception in Sligo, as the congregation celebrates the day of the resurrection

Sligojoek, give us a wave.

Atlantic Dawn

I hope tonight someone from the Brexit counties wins the prize. Wonder is it live?

Skid X

You might be wondering why the f*** didn't I start the thread myself instead of letting Skid doing another frankly ludicrous effort who is Bishop Kevin Doran, star of tonight's Mass?

Well, let me fill you in


Name: Bishop Kevin 'Kevvie' Doran

Likes: Mis-teeq and Long Masses

Best known for: Being a Bishop and being a founder member of the Mis-teeq Fan Club

Notable Publications: Solidarity: A Synthesis of Personalism and Communalism in the thought of Karol Wojtyla, Pope John Paul II and Ghost Writer of Alesha Dixon: Her Story - The Unauthorized Biography

Interests outside of The Church and Mis-teeq and Aleesha Dixon: Outside of The Church and Mis-Teeq and Aleesha Dixon he does nothing, the Bishop does nothing.


http://www.elphindiocese.ie/bishop-kevin-doran-2/

Atlantic Dawn

Scandalous so to speak, wonder what ever happened the other 2...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S1kE0MMfr20

Atlantic Dawn

Ffs, if I got a wedding invite with instructions on a Disney theme I'd tell them to stick it up their swiss.

Skid X

Saudi Arabia has a new hit reality show, Seven Brides for Two Brothers.

Rock Lesnar

Whats this all about?

take everything

Why couldn't the first woman talk properly

glenfieldman

Them two "funny " storys were far from funny

monkey9

Atlantic Dawn wrote: »

I hope tonight someone from the Brexit counties wins the prize. Wonder is it live?

Ray has confirmed that they're live on the telly.

Rock Lesnar

Squirrell, Marbella here i come

vicwatson

Weirdest thread. Ever.

take everything

Atlantic Dawn wrote: »

Ffs, if I got a wedding invite with instructions on a Disney theme I'd tell them to stick it up their swiss.

I was thinking to myself that poor bastard.
Those strangulated beaudiful voowels, and a Disney theme (jaysus). Run a mile man.

Atlantic Dawn

take everything wrote: »

I was thinking to myself that poor bastard.
Those strangulated beaudiful voowels, and a Disney theme (jaysus). Run a mile man.

Probably a candy cart and mandatory photo booth too.

Skid X

Allocating scare Health Service resources to whichever illness has the loudest media campaign is a sad indictment of modern culture.

Atlantic Dawn

Wonder how much they negotiated it down to €160k was madness.

Royal Legend

The boyfriend from bride number 1, the look on his face when he realises that his fiancee is a loon and that she has just announced it on national television

The second lad from tinder has no intention of getting married as he's getting his hole

and the third couple are looking at the previous two and wondering what the fkuc they are doing there.

retro:electro

Ray finally found someone who's balder than he is

Skid X

vicwatson wrote: »

Weirdest thread. Ever.

A weird programme with a weird presenter deserves nothing less.

Atlantic Dawn

Poooooooooerrrrrrrrrr Joe Duffy gets no mention, lol.

Rock Lesnar

Atlantic Dawn wrote: »

Poooooooooerrrrrrrrrr Joe Duffy gets no mention, lol.

I wonder how does it make him feeeel caller

Skid X

Atlantic Dawn wrote: »

Poooooooooerrrrrrrrrr Joe Duffy gets no mention, lol.

Rock Lesnar wrote: »

I wonder how does it make him feeeel caller

He's probably feeling like he should give CF the Martin McGuinness treatment next week after he wasn't named as their Saviour tonight!

Patty O Furniture

How's the family tonite,

What about Father Damien, saying a few words on the Easter Vigil

glenfieldman wrote: »

Them two "funny " storys were far from funny

Oh i hope we can vote for them, which one was the ugly sister:p
#noneoftheabove

take everything wrote: »

I was thinking to myself that poor bastard.
Those strangulated beaudiful voowels, and a Disney theme (jaysus). Run a mile on the yellow brick road:eek:.

Fixed that for ye

How wacky would it have been to have a 3rd Sean there??

Rock Lesnar

The Dynamic Duo he says

Skid X

The lads make a great team, John has great business acumen and Francis is brilliant at customer service.

TheRiverman

Just spoiled the interview a bit there by mentioning D.Bannon.

Atlantic Dawn

All caused by foolish parents not making a will.

Patty O Furniture

Skid X wrote: »

The lads make a great team, John has great business acumen and Francis is brilliant at customer service.

Just don't ask him to change the duvet :P

Atlantic Dawn

It's a B&B not bloody Claridges, my breakfast times would be 8-10, if you want it outside those times you need a hotel and should pay accordingly.

The Talking Bread

D'arcy "worrying" about his retirement finances.............

Welsh Megaman

Evening all

Ray's dream of owning a B'N'B has been quashed.

He can do some push-ups though.

Patty O Furniture

Afaik, i was told it's E199 per person/room in their place, banter's free :P

Skid X

John Brennan always posts on the At Your Service thread himself at the end of series to wish us well and tell us how he enjoyed reading our posts.

I'd like to see Ryan Tubridy or Ray Darcy doing that, as a thank you for all the support we give them :pac:

Patty O Furniture

Ray, don't do maths on air, just think of when Joey Tribbiani with tweezers in his pocket & look at the sky

Skid X

Francis's Handkerchief is spectacular.

TheRiverman

Atlantic Dawn wrote: »

All caused by foolish parents not making a will.

Just can't understand people who don't make a will.Stupid.

Atlantic Dawn

2 round the world tickets, sound uncle.

Welsh Megaman

Skid X wrote: »

Francis's Handkerchief is spectacular.

Francis's Handkerchief...one of Half Man Half Biscuit's better b-sides.

The Talking Bread

They must be very wealthy by now. Worked hard for it though

Atlantic Dawn

TheRiverman wrote: »

Just can't understand people who don't make a will.Stupid.

I've seen massive needless rows and big money blown making things right all because someone wouldn't spend €150-€200 to have their full wishes known.

Welsh Megaman

He didn't ask Francis about his kids.

:pac:

TheRiverman

Two great business men.

Skid X

Welsh Megaman wrote: »

Francis's Handkerchief...one of Half Man Half Biscuit's better b-sides.

All I want for Christmas is a Francis's Handkerchief!

Patty O Furniture

Welsh Megaman wrote: »

Evening all

Ray's dream of owning a B'N'B has been quashed.

He can do some push-ups though.

Ray can open a gym & be Mr Motivator or be a spokesperson for Flahavan's :P

Skid X wrote: »

John Brennan always posts on the At Your Service thread himself at the end of series to wish us well and tell us how he enjoyed reading our posts.

I'd like to see Ryan Tubridy or Ray Darcy doing that, as a thank you for all the support we give them :pac:

I didn't know that, but i assume the excuse the other two have is that "We're Not Free" :P;)

Skid X

I'd listen to John Brennan all day, sometimes he gets very little air time compared to Francis.

Welsh Megaman

Hoteliers AND makers of fine Irish bread.

De boys done good.

Rock Lesnar

This show is a disaster

Atlantic Dawn

The worst of a wedding...
A Disney theme
Photo booth
Candy cart
Any instructions on what gift to give
Any instructions on what to wear
A foreign wedding

Welsh Megaman

The late 70's/early 80's called, they want their wedding dresses back.

krustydoyle

D'arcy is just so bad

"This is great fun"

Skid X

Patty O Furniture wrote: »

Ray can open a gym & be Mr Motivator or be a spokesperson for Flahavan's :P



I didn't know that, but i assume the excuse the other two have is that "We're Not Free" :P;)

Ha,

I was serious about John Brennan posting on Boards by the way

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=94504121

Dromquinna wrote: »

Many thanks everyone for your 7 years of great comments. It was always entertaining for me to look at you from the sidelines and i have to say you see things before they are even shown. It is a great forum made better by your comments. Best wishes, John.