Late Late Show 7th April 2017

Say Your Number

No thread yet? standards are really slipping around here.

Tonight's guests are Imelda May, Colm Meaney and Kevin Kilbane and Kathryn Thomas who apparently have been taking part in some wheelchair experiment, also some Dexter cattle, the smallest breed of cow in the world, these are small those are far away etc etc.

Skid X

Say Your Number wrote: »

some Dexter cattle, the smallest breed of cow in the world.

Ah, that reminds of Bob Newhart's Smallest Horse in the World. Very funny

Welsh Megaman

Colm's just seen the rest of tonight's line-up...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MR4vk9xnomE

Mr.Crinklewood

Need more cats

NIMAN

Kathryn Thomas, well for that reason alone I won't be tuning in.

A torture.

Welsh Megaman

roselladebloom

I'm looking forward to seeing the smallest cow.

sligojoek

roselladebloom wrote: »

I'm looking forward to seeing the smallest cow.

That's no way to talk about Katherine Thomas.

donkeykong5

I really hope Kathryn thomas brings up able bodied people using the designated disabled parking spaces.

RayM

If you don't like Imelda May, there's something wrong with you.

Good evening.

Welsh Megaman

What better to scare the cattle than the house band at full volume.

Skid X

I've a nice bit of Sirloin ready for Sunday.

Rock Lesnar

The cow said, this show is muck

Welsh Megaman

Squee small cow is squee

*digs out George Foreman grill*

Atlantic Dawn

Not Cork

Could you race cows?

Skid X

Welsh Megaman wrote: »

Squee small cow is squee

*digs out George Foreman grill*

Her Spinal Column would fit nicely in a Bap.

Atlantic Dawn

Not Cork

If they decide to have a number 2 there will be some mess.

Atlantic Dawn

Not Cork

Why don't the ivory poachers take the horns from cows?

Ipso

Atlantic Dawn wrote: »

Could you race cows?

Remember they used to have pig races in Cavan, if anyone could race cows those hoors could.

RayM

The tits on that.

Welsh Megaman

Both Ella and Martha are taller than Ray D'Arcy.

Ipso

Skid X wrote: »

Her Spinal Column would fit nicely in a Bap.

You mean a baguette.

Skid X

My Television is going to be broken if I keep throwing the cat at it every time I see Jurgen Klopp doing an advert.

More time on the training ground, less time in Make Up :mad:

Say Your Number

Not Cork

I'd love that prize

But I'm not in Cork though

Welsh Megaman

Graham Norton is gutted that he missed that interview opportunity.

donkeykong5

Welsh Megaman wrote: »

Both Ella and Martha are taller than Ray D'Arcy.

No ella isn't.

Skid X

I think BuilderPlumber might have a point, in fairness.

Welsh Megaman

Dear god

Say Your Number

Not Cork

Is that Colin Murray on drums?

Autosport

Not Cork

Those cute little cows and Bull One of the reasons I love living in the countryside, plenty of beautiful animals everywhere

Well it looks like the farmer wants a wife


Evening all

Atlantic Dawn

Not Cork

No Big Tom, boo.

mgn

Nice to see some cows that have not being on before.

Skid X

That Country thing is being pre-recorded, cos the LLS crew don't work on Good Friday.

Phoenix3

Was that a copy of Michael English singing "Lochlains Bar" ?

Welsh Megaman

Who's Margot?

Margot Kidder?

Berserker

Not Cork

Evening all. Country music show next week on Good Friday. That's going to be painful.

Autosport

Not Cork

Skid X wrote: »

That Country thing is being pre-recorded, cos the LLS crew don't work on Good Friday.

Skid don't be breaking my heart with that talk :P

RayM

Berserker wrote: »

Evening all. Country music show next week on Good Friday. That's going to be painful.

Bad Friday, more like.

sligojoek

Berserker wrote: »

Evening all. Country music show next week on Good Friday. That's going to be painful.

Another good reason to stock up with strong liquor.

donkeykong5

Atlantic Dawn wrote: »

No Big Tom, boo.

He's the best c/w singer in ireland. Pity he's not on.

Skid X

Autosport wrote: »

Skid don't be breaking my heart with that talk :P

Tis surely, they told me so when I applied for the tickets

gramar

You'd have thought with the country music orgasathon next week they could have avoided country music this week.

Welsh Megaman

Berserker wrote: »

Evening all. Country music show next week on Good Friday. That's going to be painful.

Pain = Funny thread

sligojoek

Skid X wrote: »

Tis surely, they told me so when I applied for the tickets

BuilderPlumber will never talk to you again.

Atlantic Dawn

Not Cork

He doesn't look like a prisoner but then again what does a prisoner look like?

Autosport

Not Cork

Berserker wrote: »

Evening all. Country music show next week on Good Friday. That's going to be painful.

I can't wait have my wellies/ Stetson at the ready

Boscoirl

County music : check
Misery slot: check
Rte staff member: up next

Autosport

Not Cork

Skid X wrote: »

Tis surely, they told me so when I applied for the tickets

And when were you planning on telling me or were you going to surprise me with the tickets

Welsh Megaman

Atlantic Dawn wrote: »

He doesn't look like a prisoner but then again what does a prisoner look like?

White uniform with black arrows pointing upwards, ball and chain, stubble.

BorneTobyWilde

Atlantic Dawn

Not Cork

On the subject of prisons there's a new series of Prison Break just started in the US, likely coming to our screens soon.