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red ears

Ask a question you may have swirling around your head for a while and hopefully someone will provide a decent answer.

Is there such a thing as nice oven chips?

Are you better off with nice false teeth or bad teeth of your own?

Samsgirl

How does the snowplough driver get to work on a snowy morning?

frozenfrozen

dont think you're allowed call them that anymore.. they prefer to be called african american questions...

amcalester

Who answers these questions?

Leilak

how come chipper chips can never be replicated at home ?

Einstein

Are those my feet?

sidcon

Samsgirl wrote: »

How does the snowplough driver get to work on a snowy morning?

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ytpe2r5bxkn0c1

amcalester wrote: »

Who answers these questions?

And why?


What was the best thing before sliced bread?

Why have cats four legs?

How many holes does it take to fill the Gate Theatre?

hairyslug

What would meatloaf not do?


Mmmmm meatloaf

SEPT 23 1989

Barrys Tea or a huge ever growing pulsating brain that rules from the centre of the ultraworld

Duckworth_Luas

Why is the "kansas" part of Arkansas pronounced "kan-saw"?

ytpe2r5bxkn0c1

Why does nonsense persist?

mfceiling

Why is common sense not particularly common?

Ulysses Gaze

Why is the Milka Cow lilac?

SEPT 23 1989

Are we allowed answer these questions

or is just a free for all?

Lorelli!

hairyslug wrote: »

What would meatloaf not do?


Mmmmm meatloaf

Also what was that weird cameo he did in Fight Club all about ?

Ulysses Gaze

Duckworth_Luas wrote: »

Why is the "kansas" part of Arkansas pronounced "kan-saw"?

Originally Arkansas was known as The Arkansaw Territory.

The name has just stuck for a lot of people there.

red ears

Anderson Huge Junkyard wrote: »

And why?


What was the best thing before sliced bread?

The wheel

red ears

On the question of false teeth i know a couple of people who lost their teeth through violence and the new false teeth are far better. I see some people with hideous teeth that a dentist couldn't really do much with and i wonder would they be better off with false teeth.

hairyslug

What is after space? If space keeps on expanding, what is it expanding into?

SEPT 23 1989

hairyslug wrote: »

What is after space? If space keeps on expanding, what is it expanding into?

The eggheads say nothing

red ears

hairyslug wrote: »

What is after space? If space keeps on expanding, what is it expanding into?

Great question to unmask a bullsh***er, anyone who gives you a serious answer to that question you can count as a bulls***er, because nobody has a clue.

SEPT 23 1989

red ears wrote: »

Great question to unmask a bullsh***er, anyone who gives you a serious answer to that question you can count as a bulls***er, because nobody has a clue.

Yeah yeah but its like a balloon being inflated

Get off the stage

Armchair Andy

Why are AIB giving out loans for treehouses?

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red ears wrote: »

The wheel

I always felt it was shoe laces.

Robsweezie

has anyone been as far as to use to actually even go want to do look more like?

ytpe2r5bxkn0c1

Robsweezie wrote: »

has anyone been as far as to actually want to do look more like?

Who has the missing words from this sentence?

Mister Vain

Leilak wrote: »

how come chipper chips can never be replicated at home ?

And cinema popcorn.

I have millions of questions like that, among todays are how come you don't see fresh figs in the shops the way you see other fruit they grow wild all over the Mediterranean, or why does the bag of oranges say sweet and juicy when in fact they are dry and sour, or how come you don't here more about handball its a very popular sport in some areas ( shout out to my nephew ) and so on.

ytpe2r5bxkn0c1

Leilak wrote: »

how come chipper chips can never be replicated at home ?

Oh they can. Get the right variety of spuds, fry at the right temperature for the right time. Boost the temp to the correct level of the second and third dunk and, voilà, chip shop chips.


A family member had a chipper and taught me how to do them at home..

blinding

hairyslug wrote: »

What is after space? If space keeps on expanding, what is it expanding into?

More Space..............

Beyondgone

Armchair Andy wrote: »

Why are AIB giving out loans for treehouses?

They're a growth area they want to branch into.

cml387

How come its County Durham, but every other English county is just the name;
Leeds, Yorkshire. Chatham,Kent.

Mister Vain

If two witches were watching two watches, which witch would watch which watch?

Beyondgone

Mister Vain wrote: »

If two witches were watching two watches, which witch would watch which watch?

The second witch would be doing the seconds.

10000maniacs

Is intelligent life inevitable or are we alone in the universe?
If yes, would they have reached our level of creativity? If yes, where are the billions of Voyager type probes launched by these intelligent beings? Surely at least one would have crashed into the moon or come our way in the last 4 billion years.

Widdershins

Leilak wrote: »

how come chipper chips can never be replicated at home ?

They can! Have you tried Maris Piper potatoes? After peeling and chopping (chipping?) I soak them to get some starch out and then they go into the over as I don't like deep fat fryers. I use olive oil even though it's not supposed to be ideal and they still turn out well. You're supposed to fry them in really hot vegetable oil, or oven cook and then fry them.

judeboy101

Why does glass taste like blood when you chew it?

Elemonator

Anderson Huge Junkyard wrote: »

Oh they can. Get the right variety of spuds, fry at the right temperature for the right time. Boost the temp to the correct level of the second and third dunk and, voilà, chip shop chips.


A family member had a chipper and taught me how to do them at home..

Did you seriously think you could come in here and tell us this and not start a a more detailed thread on the forum after?

Surreptitious

red ears wrote: »

On the question of false teeth i know a couple of people who lost their teeth through violence and the new false teeth are far better. I see some people with hideous teeth that a dentist couldn't really do much with and i wonder would they be better off with false teeth.

Dentist's can't and won't extract healthy teeth.

Widdershins

red ears wrote: »

On the question of false teeth i know a couple of people who lost their teeth through violence and the new false teeth are far better. I see some people with hideous teeth that a dentist couldn't really do much with and i wonder would they be better off with false teeth.

I know an older lady who has had false teeth since she was very young, because of an accident. They sound really uncomfortable. She seems to keep returning to her dentist to have them adjusted or something. And a friend who had a heart transplant had to have false teeth for some connected reason but because she's very young for them, she is at risk of losing jawbone density and needs to eventually replace them with dental implants. Obviously, it's better than no teeth!

Elemonator

How does the fig get in fig rolls?

red ears

Anybody ever discover decent oven chips?

Widdershins

What sort of facts and information could be called Common Knowledge?

bodhrandude

SEPT 23 1989 wrote: »

Barrys Tea or a huge ever growing pulsating brain that rules from the centre of the ultraworld

AMKC

hairyslug wrote: »

What is after space? If space keeps on expanding, what is it expanding into?

Easy into more space. Thing is no one knows and not one single person that is alive on this planet now will know the answer to it either including myself.

What I will say is what all the super smart astro physicists say is that space is one of two things. It is either like a balloon which means it can only expand so much before it eventually implodes on itself or it is flat which means it can go on forever and there is no limit to it. Take your pick.

My question is can have a healthy fry or is every fry a potential heart attack?

Surreptitious

red ears wrote: »

Anybody ever discover decent oven chips?

McCain's. Lidl ones aren't too bad either if you're looking to save money.

Beyondgone

Elemonator wrote: »

How does the fig get in fig rolls?

Extrusion. Google it. All the worlds answers are on Google. Which bl00dy ruins any mystery.

99problems

Why didn't my daddy love me ?

AMKC

Surreptitious wrote: »

McCain's. Lidl ones aren't too bad either if you're looking to save money.

Have to say McCains do lovely chips. Am sure there will be lots that think the opposite do.

Is there such a thing as a healthy fast food restaurant?

Surreptitious

AMKC wrote: »

Have to say McCains do lovely chips. Am sure there will be lots that think the opposite do.

Is there such a thing as a healthy fast food restaurant?

You can get salads and fruit in Maccy D's these days so yeah.