The Ray Darcy Show - March 18th 2017 9.25pm #BrendanForever

Skid X

Well, I Like to bring the ladies out to Medjugorje
No truth in the rumour that we’re having an orgy,
Give no love to the ladies, I’m married to the man
Ain’t nothing going on under my sootan

Suffer little children - they come unto me
I’ll see ye next week at the Scout Jamboree
I don’t roar like a lion – I squeak like a mouse
But you’ll always hear me asking – who’s in the house?

Who’s in the House ? - Jesus in the House!
Who’s in the House ? - Jesus in the House!
Who’s in the House ? - Jesus in the House!
Oh tell me Who’s in the House? - Holy Jesus In The House!

Sitting on the mountain, people got the munchies,
The Lord got Loaves and Fishes – Gave them all their lunchies
Said don’t avenge the Drive-by , Turn the other cheek
You hear what I am sayin’ – Blessed are the meek.
Like all good homies had a twelve man posse
One called Peter – none called Mossie

Said put down your Uzi’s and your AK-47s and I’ll put
Ye on a Guest List for a Club called Heaven

Who’s in the House ? - Jesus in the House!
Who’s in the House ? - Jesus in the House!
Who’s in the House ? - Jesus in the House!
Oh tell me Who’s in the House? - Holy Jesus In The House!

I’d like to thank you all – thank you very much
To the people who collected for the roof on the church.
I’d like to the Ladies for the Flava in the sandwiches,
I’m sorry I was busy so I couldn’t give a hand with it

Known as Father Brian cos I’m Hip to the groove,
And don’t be a Square ‘cos a Square can’t move
I’d like to thank myself for the loan of the hall
Thank you to the comm-it-tee we really had a ball

And the Lord said unto them – Hip Hop Hurray!!!
In a Catholic Way !!!

Who’s in the House ? - Jesus in the House!
Who’s in the House ? - Jesus in the House!
Who’s in the House ? - Jesus in the House!
Oh tell me Who’s in the House? - Holy Jesus In The House!

Who’s in the House ? - Jesus in the House!
Who’s in the House ? - Jesus in the House!
Who’s in the House ? - Jesus in the House!
Oh tell me Who’s in the House? - Holy Jesus In The House!

"TV fitness guru and social media sensation Joe Wicks will join Ray on the sofa for tonight's Ray D'Arcy Show.

Wicks, known to many as 'The Body Coach' and famous for his 'Lean in 15' cookbook, will be talking about his personal journey to fitness, and will be sharing diet and fitness tips with Ray.

He will also be revealing why he thinks his unique approach to healthy eating and cooking has struck a chord with people around the world.

He also has a message for all his fans telling them why he's going to be 'guilty' in Dublin this weekend.

Also on the sofa will be 17 year old rising star jockey Jack Kennedy from Dingle, on the back of realising his dream of a debut Cheltenham win this week earlier this week.

Kennedy will be chatting to Ray about how it felt to ride the Gordon Elliott-trained 25-1 shot Labaik to a win in the first race of the festival.

Also on tonight's show, Ireland's only contestant on this year's Britain's Next Top Model, Alannah Beirne who will be joined on the show by her mum, Brenda Hyland Beirne, who became one of the best-known winners of the Rose of Tralee after being crowned in 1983.

ormer nun and MS sufferer Kate Tobin will also join Ray to explain why she is campaigning for the right to choose when and how she will die, as well as her own struggle with the impact of primary progressive MS on her life and her own faith journey.

Plus music from viral video star John Gaughan, singing a 'Galway Girl' mashup!

Tonight's Ray D'Arcy Show will be at an earlier time of 9:25pm on RTÉ One."

https://www.rte.ie/entertainment/2017/0318/860752-ray-darcy-lineup/

djemba djemba

Skid X wrote: »

Well, I Like to bring the ladies out to Medjugorje
No truth in the rumour that we’re having an orgy,
Give no love to the ladies, I’m married to the man
Ain’t nothing going on under my sootan

Suffer little children - they come unto me
I’ll see ye next week at the Scout Jamboree
I don’t roar like a lion – I squeak like a mouse
But you’ll always hear me asking – who’s in the house?

Who’s in the House ? - Jesus in the House!
Who’s in the House ? - Jesus in the House!
Who’s in the House ? - Jesus in the House!
Oh tell me Who’s in the House? - Holy Jesus In The House!

Sitting on the mountain, people got the munchies,
The Lord got Loaves and Fishes – Gave them all their lunchies
Said don’t avenge the Drive-by , Turn the other cheek
You hear what I am sayin’ – Blessed are the meek.
Like all good homies had a twelve man posse
One called Peter – none called Mossie

Said put down your Uzi’s and your AK-47s and I’ll put
Ye on a Guest List for a Club called Heaven

Who’s in the House ? - Jesus in the House!
Who’s in the House ? - Jesus in the House!
Who’s in the House ? - Jesus in the House!
Oh tell me Who’s in the House? - Holy Jesus In The House!

I’d like to thank you all – thank you very much
To the people who collected for the roof on the church.
I’d like to the Ladies for the Flava in the sandwiches,
I’m sorry I was busy so I couldn’t give a hand with it

Known as Father Brian cos I’m Hip to the groove,
And don’t be a Square ‘cos a Square can’t move
I’d like to thank myself for the loan of the hall
Thank you to the comm-it-tee we really had a ball

And the Lord said unto them – Hip Hop Hurray!!!
In a Catholic Way !!!

Who’s in the House ? - Jesus in the House!
Who’s in the House ? - Jesus in the House!
Who’s in the House ? - Jesus in the House!
Oh tell me Who’s in the House? - Holy Jesus In The House!

Who’s in the House ? - Jesus in the House!
Who’s in the House ? - Jesus in the House!
Who’s in the House ? - Jesus in the House!
Oh tell me Who’s in the House? - Holy Jesus In The House!

"TV fitness guru and social media sensation Joe Wicks will join Ray on the sofa for tonight's Ray D'Arcy Show.

Wicks, known to many as 'The Body Coach' and famous for his 'Lean in 15' cookbook, will be talking about his personal journey to fitness, and will be sharing diet and fitness tips with Ray.

He will also be revealing why he thinks his unique approach to healthy eating and cooking has struck a chord with people around the world.

He also has a message for all his fans telling them why he's going to be 'guilty' in Dublin this weekend.

Also on the sofa will be 17 year old rising star jockey Jack Kennedy from Dingle, on the back of realising his dream of a debut Cheltenham win this week earlier this week.

Kennedy will be chatting to Ray about how it felt to ride the Gordon Elliott-trained 25-1 shot Labaik to a win in the first race of the festival.

Also on tonight's show, Ireland's only contestant on this year's Britain's Next Top Model, Alannah Beirne who will be joined on the show by her mum, Brenda Hyland Beirne, who became one of the best-known winners of the Rose of Tralee after being crowned in 1983.

ormer nun and MS sufferer Kate Tobin will also join Ray to explain why she is campaigning for the right to choose when and how she will die, as well as her own struggle with the impact of primary progressive MS on her life and her own faith journey.

Plus music from viral video star John Gaughan, singing a 'Galway Girl' mashup!

Tonight's Ray D'Arcy Show will be at an earlier time of 9:25pm on RTÉ One."

https://www.rte.ie/entertainment/2017/0318/860752-ray-darcy-lineup/

Predictable. I suppose Ray wont mention his views on gambling.

Welsh Megaman

PeterTheNinth

Skid X wrote: »

^ It's pretty amazing that Brendan has progressed from this to being an excellent writer and presenter. Does this mean that in a few years Jason Byrne will write a Pulitzer Prize winning novel?

sligojoek

Feck you Skid. I thought BOC was back or at least on as a guest.

Skid X

What about the Rugby though?

** Technically we are not the Champions

RayM

djemba djemba wrote: »

Predictable. I suppose Ray wont mention his views on gambling.

I bet I will.

Harry Angstrom

Evening all.

Ray played a bit of rugby.

Rock Lesnar

I think i have to give this a miss, to busy on youtube watching Ray fighting ted on the den years ago, far more entertaining

Skid X

Bonnie Tyler sitting behind the male jockey?

A Cork/Not Cork poll please Mr. Skid X?

Skid X

"I usually listen to Cheltenham on the Radio, but I can't anymore because you don't allow commentaries on your show, Ray"

Rock Lesnar

If i were Jack, i'd hop up on me horse and gallop out the studio after that

RayM

Oddly enough, I lost a pony in that race. Had €25 on Ballyandy to win.

$2000 cash won't get ya far in New York. Cost to enter is 2 euro. I wonder how many people enter every week? Considering the prize is presumably given for free, given the promotion they're getting, they must be milking it.

RayM

Wow, what a ride.

But enough about the horse racing...

Lisha

Beautiful girl .

Go "not quark"!

Skid X

Is it not called Britain and Ireland's Top Model Anymore?

Perfidious Albion casts another blow on our fair Isle.

Harry Angstrom

Deleted User wrote: »

$2000 cash won't get ya far in New York. Cost to enter is 2 euro. I wonder how many people enter every week? Considering the prize is presumably given for free, given the promotion they're getting, they must be milking it.

Money-making scam. At least in the old days of the postal competition, An Post made a few bob out of it.

Welsh Megaman

Tee hee...Ray is shorter than her.

The challenge was, "I had to walk".

Lisha

[Deleted User] wrote: »

The challenge was, "I had to walk".

Was laughing too..

Crickey The mammy has amazing bone structure

Harry Angstrom

I wonder if Ray has another clip......?

Skid X

Walking? good job she didn't tell her to listen to this

Harry Angstrom

Harry Angstrom wrote: »

Money-making scam. At least in the old days of the postal competition, An Post made a few bob out of it.

great days and good idea. Just because we're all digital now, doesn't mean you have to be.

Lisha

Lisha wrote: »

Was laughing too..

Crickey The mammy has amazing bone structure

Yes amazing. she's lovely in fairness

Skid X

Ray doing his trademark bored sigh there, he is so rude.

Skid X

She looked like BiBi Baskin

mayfire

Lisha wrote: »

Crickey The mammy has amazing bone structure

Must be an age thing, but I prefer the mother!

Harry Angstrom

I remember this .

I used to hate The Rose of Tralee because it meant going back to school the following week.

Welsh Megaman

1983?

Did Kajagoogoo perform at the final?

Skid X

I bet that clip was from her own VHS tape!

Gay showed how good he is around getting out the scha!

" So a lot of action going on down there, yea?"

Welsh Megaman

Welsh Megaman wrote: »

1983?

Did Kajagoogoo perform at the final?

No, they were, Too Shy Shy

Welsh Megaman

Shouldn't the thread poll be 'Clare - Not Clare'?

Skid X

Ryan Tubridy used to enter the Rose of Tralee.

RobertKK

...and they eat the roses chocolates.

mayfire

Skid X wrote: »

I bet that clip was from her own VHS tape!

Christy made her famous

Welsh Megaman

Skid X wrote: »

Ryan Tubridy used to enter the Rose of Tralee.

Do you know Al Porter personally, Skid? :pac:

learn_more

mayfire wrote: »

Must be an age thing, but I prefer the mother!

No, the mother is much better looking.

Patty O Furniture

Good Evening all, well done to Ireland in beating the Sassenach

This came on earlier, i almost missed it, shudder the thought

Welsh Megaman wrote: »

Zut alors, Mon Dieur & other words Del-Boy knows:P

Skid X wrote: »

"I usually listen to Cheltenham on the Radio, but I can't anymore because you don't allow commentaries on your show, Ray"

Wasnt' Cheltenham on TV3, she says she cant get Racing UK?

Don't forget the Nuacht

Skid X wrote: »

Is it not called Britain and Ireland's Top Model Anymore?

Perfidious Albion casts another blow on our fair Isle.

I'd heard there's new producers, backers just want it the title shortened in the UK

The mother is the star of the show this evening. I loved Christy and the Rose of Tralee song

Skid X

Welsh Megaman wrote: »

Do you know Al Porter personally, Skid? :pac:

Ah, I quite like Al.

He's funny.

Harry Angstrom

Sports Illustrated?? :eek:

BorneTobyWilde

She has a big nose . That's not a bad thing, but she has no chance of realizing her dreams though, she's not exactly beautiful or unique .

mayfire

learn_more wrote: »

No, the mother is much better looking.

I agree! Would like her to take down my particulars!

Patty O Furniture

BorneTobyWilde wrote: »

She has a big nose . That's not a bad thing, but she has no chance of realizing her dreams though, she's not exactly beautiful or unique .

What does the other side look like, as Tom hanks said once that everyone's got a good profile, although it takes a while for him to find it first!

Welsh Megaman

Congratulations to Ireland by the way in the ruggerball

Harry Angstrom

Patty O Furniture wrote: »

Wasn't Cheltenham on TV3, she says she cant get Racing UK?

TV3 showed the first five races every day. Her daughter won the sixth race, only shown on Racing UK.

Skid X

I don't know why Trevor MacDoughnut went to Specsavers, he already had a perfectly decent pair of glasses