Masterchef UK 2017

HeidiHeidi

Cleaning carrots with a dish scrubber. I've seen it all now!

HeidiHeidi

Wowzers, that mirror-shiny mousse :eek::eek:

robyntmorton

I want it all, and I want it NOW!

Why do I watch this?! All it does is make me hungry!

TheRiverman

"Don't drop any crumble on the chocolate"FFS.:eek:

robyntmorton

By the time Imran gets his spiral perfect he'll have no plates for service!

HeidiHeidi

I can feel my jaw clenching with the tension watching Lorna sloooooowly plating up!

HeidiHeidi

robyntmorton wrote: »

By the time Imran gets his spiral perfect he'll have no plates for service!

Or sauce left! How many bottles has he gone through already??

TheRiverman

Guess what Imran's new toy will be?

stargazer 68

Think Imran is in trouble

robyntmorton

"Has my makeup melted off my face?"
"Not my finest hour"

Ah here, I love Lorna, and I think she is the eventual winner, but she needs to take it easy.

HeidiHeidi

G'wan Shauna!

Calm and controlled.

Good woman.

sporina

i think that this gang got the short straw - they all look troublesome - and your man looks like he will really not take any prisoners

robyntmorton

Lyndsay having a bit of difficulty there too. Not an easy task!

HeidiHeidi

****, I jinxed her :mad:

Sorry, Shauna!

robyntmorton

Just pour that glaze into my mouth!

HeidiHeidi

How much of that delicious chocolate glaze is dripping down through the grille? :mad:

Can I lick the pan? Please???

robyntmorton

Imran and Lyndsay are the ones in trouble after stage 1. Could still go anywhere though.

HeidiHeidi

Is that the same larder as last night's group got? Venison/haggis/grouse all sound familiar......

robyntmorton

I was thinking it looked similar. Will be interesting to see if the dishes are similar at the end too.

sporina

Dovies wrote: »

Think Imran is in trouble

suffice to say he will never eat mackerel or carrot again

HeidiHeidi

Oh give over complaining about yer back, Imran :mad:

FFS!

twill

Didn't know Jamie was from Northern Ireland!

Chocolate and pumpkin, oh dear...

HeidiHeidi

Holy God, I'm a huge fan of butter, but that must have been half a pound Lyndsey had in that pan :eek::eek:

HeidiHeidi

Oh lordy.... Shauna.....

Hope it works out for ya!!!

HeidiHeidi

O/T

Bad lipstick choice, Lorna.

B.A.D.

robyntmorton

Imran's one looked... Boring.

It tasted wrong.

The custard (yes, custard) was watery.

Bye bye Imran.

twill

Imran goes, I think.

HeidiHeidi

Imran in trouble alright.

Giovanna.... oh Giovanna.....

Well done to Lyndsey - for all the slagging (in my mind anyhow) she fairly pulled it out of the bag!

stargazer 68

Shaunas pears look awful.imo

HeidiHeidi

Shauna's dessert just looks bizarre.

And not in a good way.

Oh dear.