I would just like to say Thank You to the two TK Max Women

AMKC

Not even sure if they are on Boards but if they are I would just like to say Thank You to the two very nice Women who zipped me into and out of the lovely dresses I that I tried on in TK Max today. One was a white dress which I really liked and would have bought had it been a little bigger. Even then I was quite tempted but it was quite pricey too. It was a Ted Baker dress. I also had one orange dress and two red ones.

keeponhurling

You're welcome

Agent Smith

AMKC wrote: »

Not even sure if they are on Boards but if they are I would just like to say Thank You to the two very nice Women who zipped me into and out of the lovely dresses I that I tried on in TK Max today. One was a white dress which I really liked and would have bought had it been a little bigger. Even then I was quite tempted but it was quite pricey too. It was a Ted Baker dress. I also had one orange dress and two red ones.

How brave...

Jack the Stripper

What a lovely Facebook comment op.

frag420

I know the girls you're talking about... they thought if you lost a few pounds then the white dress would have been perfect. The orange dress did nothing for your belly though....too many shadows!

They thought you were nice apart from that!

Happy shopping and call again...

whoopsadoodles

So you're afraid of a pensioner seeing your wedges but not of people seeing your nips getting in and out of dresses?

Barry Badrinath

What the fcuk is this sh1t.

AH has gone to fcuk.

dusty207

Where was your wife in all this?

Effects

AMKC wrote: »

Not even sure if they are on Boards but if they are I would just like to say Thank You to the two very nice Women

Sounds right up Joe Duffy's street.

ytpe2r5bxkn0c1

They said they never ceased to be amazed at the people they had to put up with to make a sale.

Pac1Man

This is the worst thread ever made.

Jack the Stripper

Pac1Man wrote: »

This is the worst thread ever made.

Well it is Wednesday, mid week slump.

Wildcard7

Pac1Man wrote: »

This is the worst thread ever made.

I disagree, this one at least doesn't leave me wondering "why the hell did OP miss the bus".

Erik Shin

Back to Pennys with you and don't be getting notions above your station!

Jack the Stripper

Wildcard7 wrote: »

I disagree, this one at least doesn't leave me wondering "why the hell did OP miss the bus".

Was it because she couldn't get into her dress?

keith_sixteen

We're gonna need some pics.

Pac1Man

OP, is your name Kate? For some reason i feel compelled to tell you that I am eating my breakfast.

nullzero

OP tried on two dresses using this one weird trick. Changing rooms hate this OP who uses ultimate life hack to blah blah blah...

ytpe2r5bxkn0c1

What if you had bought the white one, was planning on wearing it out, and the neighbour was cutting the lawn? Another disaster.

snowflaker

TK Maxx, a fcuking jumble sale of labels shop!

Archeron

dusty207 wrote: »

Where was your wife in all this?

My wife accused me of being a transvestite, i so i packed her stuff and left.

Jack the Stripper

Jack the Stripper wrote: »

What a lovely Facebook comment op.

It wasn't you I hope...

AMKC

Kylan Hot Lubrication wrote: »

What if you had bought the white one, was planning on wearing it out, and the neighbour was cutting the lawn? Another disaster.

I know I said the white dress looked good on me but I think I need more practice on my make-up before I decide to go out in the morning or middle of the day with a nice dress on. The rest of me do well put it this way. If I could do myself I would. My legs and arse would be my best features.

retro:electro

AMKC wrote: »

I know I said the white dress looked good on me but I think I need more practice on my make-up before I decide to go out in the morning or middle of the day with a nice dress on. The rest of me do well put it this way. If I could do myself I would. My legs and arse would be my best features.

Are you Buffalo Bill?

Birneybau

Jack the Stripper wrote: »

What a lovely Facebook comment op.

Haha. Boom!

AMKC

keith_sixteen wrote: »

We're gonna need some pics.

I thought about taking pics unfortunately I only had me phone with me and well the camera on that is ****. So the only pics are in my head now.

And no my name is not Kate but it is a lovely name.

AMKC

anna080 wrote: »

Are you Buffalo Bill?

Who and why him?

The Backwards Man

anna080 wrote: »

Are you Buffalo Bill?

More of a Calamity Jane I'd say

Mena Mitty

Can I just say Playtex, Spantex and support tights are a lady's three best friends. Once you put on that armour it doesn't matter what colour a dress is...it won't be the colour of the dress you're wearing any potential suiters will be gawking at.

lazybones32

AMKC wrote: »

I thought about taking pics unfortunately I only had me phone with me and well the camera on that is ****. So the only pics are in my head now.

And no my name is not Kate but it is a lovely name.

Let us decide if the camera is sh*t or not.

An unwritten Rule of AH is "Tits out or GTFO".

I laughed.

retro:electro

Can I ask you a question op, are you male? Sorry if you're not or if you're offended by that, but it may help in us understanding your apprehension in being seen in wedges by your neighbour!

Prime Irish Beef

anna080 wrote: »

Can I ask you a question op, are you male? Sorry if you're not or if you're offended by that, but it may help in us understanding your apprehension in being seen in wedges by your neighbour!

Was it not a fear of being caught in hedges by the neighbours?

I can identify with that. It's hard to explain how you ended up in their hedge with your lad out.

What can you say only that they're bush is more attractive than yours?

AMKC

anna080 wrote: »

Can I ask you a question op, are you male? Sorry if you're not or if you're offended by that, but it may help in us understanding your apprehension in being seen in wedges by your neighbour!

Not offended at all. Your spot on. I prefer to think of myself as a girly guy not really as a male but thats the way the world sees me ye. It was more the way I would have been walking in the wedges than the wedges themselves.

AMKC

Prime Irish Beef wrote: »

Was it not a fear of being caught in hedges by the neighbours?

I can identify with that. It's hard to explain how you ended up in their hedge with your lad out.

What can you say only that they're bush is more attractive than yours?

lol That was never me.

Prime Irish Beef

AMKC wrote: »

lol That was never me.

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Me neither. *nervously shuffles away*

retro:electro

AMKC wrote: »

Not offended at all. Your spot on. I prefer to think of myself as a girly guy not really as a male but thats the way the world sees me ye. It was more the way I would have been walking in the wedges than the wedges themselves.

Practice makes perfect! Wear them around the house and you'll get used to them. Life is too short to be worrying about what others think of you, live your life the way you want and be happy x

neonsofa

anna080 wrote: »

Practice makes perfect! Wear them around the house and you'll get used to them. Life is too short to be worrying about what others think of you, live your life the way you want and be happy x

Exactly. I was born female and I cant walk in high heels, I feel the same as you op. wedges are a bit easier but I still walk a bit more careful in them than flats and don't feel as comfortable, so I wear them round the house til i can. No point having them if you don't wear them!

AMKC

anna080 wrote: »

Practice makes perfect! Wear them around the house and you'll get used to them. Life is too short to be worrying about what others think of you, live your life the way you want and be happy x

neonsofa wrote: »

Exactly. I was born female and I cant walk in high heels, I feel the same as you op. wedges are a bit easier but I still walk a bit more careful in them than flats and don't feel as comfortable, so I wear them round the house til i can. No point having them if you don't wear them!

Wedges are easier but with some practice it can become easy to walk in heels too. I agree do that it is much easier inside the safety of ones own home than outside but that also why I love wearing heels. I love how they make me taller and how they make my legs look. When I don,t wear heels I feel like I should be. I walk very fast in flats and so like how heels make me walk slower. I think heels are amazing and they take up less space than flat shoes too.

anna080 wrote: »

Practice makes perfect! Wear them around the house and you'll get used to them. Life is too short to be worrying about what others think of you, live your life the way you want and be happy x

Oh its not the walking in them I have a problem with I have been wearing heels since I was 12. Its the way I walk when I wear them which I like and don,t mind. Its just my wedges were are new and it would have been my first time wearing them out. I agree with practice makes perfect and wearing them around the house which I do lots Its never as easy do when you go outside to walk in them as it is in the safety of your own house.

Widdershins

AMKC wrote: »

Wedges are easier but with some practice it can become easy to walk in heels too. I agree do that it is much easier inside the safety of ones own home than outside but that also why I love wearing heels. I love how they make me taller and how they make my legs look. When I don,t wear heels I feel like I should be. I walk very fast in flats and so like how heels make me walk slower. I think heels are amazing and they take up less space than flat shoes too.



Oh its not the walking in them I have a problem with I have been wearing heels since I was 12. Its the way I walk when I wear them which I like and don,t mind. Its just my wedges were are new and it would have been my first time wearing them out. I agree with practice makes perfect and wearing them around the house which I do lots Its never as easy do when you go outside to walk in them as it is in the safety of your own house.

Are the wedges fitting properly? I'm just wondering if you have a wide foot or anything, that might be making it hard to balance. I'm not sure what exactly happened.

AMKC

Widdershins wrote: »

Are the wedges fitting properly? I'm just wondering if you have a wide foot or anything, that might be making it hard to balance. I'm not sure what exactly happened.

They fit perfectly. I just seen her Dad there mowing the lawn and doing a bit of weeding around the small flower bed in there front lawn and just got nervous. He is quiet old if it was a younger person I would have been grand be he is in his 70s I think. It was silly of me I should have just went. its just it was unexpected thats all.

Jack the Stripper

Mowing the lawn at half ten at night?

AMKC

Jack the Stripper wrote: »

Mowing the lawn at half ten at night?

It was 09.30 in the morning.

Junkyard Tom

Walks into thread...

hungry hypno toad

AMKC wrote: »

Not even sure if they are on Boards but if they are I would just like to say Thank You to the two very nice Women who zipped me into and out of the lovely dresses I that I tried on in TK Max today. One was a white dress which I really liked and would have bought had it been a little bigger. Even then I was quite tempted but it was quite pricey too. It was a Ted Baker dress. I also had one orange dress and two red ones.

Just watched the CCTV footage.

Jack the Stripper

hungry hypno toad wrote: »

Just watched the CCTV footage.

Link?

Donal55

AMKC wrote: »

Who and why him?

'It rubs the lotion on the skin,
Or else it gets the hose again.'

That Buffalo Bill.

Widdershins

AMKC wrote: »

They fit perfectly. I just seen her Dad there mowing the lawn and doing a bit of weeding around the small flower bed in there front lawn and just got nervous. He is quiet old if it was a younger person I would have been grand be he is in his 70s I think. It was silly of me I should have just went. its just it was unexpected thats all.

I see what you mean

endacl

whoopsadoodles wrote: »

So you're afraid of a pensioner seeing your wedges but not of people seeing your nips getting in and out of dresses?

Nips...

learn_more

How lovely. Think I get slaughtered today in their honour.

AMKC

Mena Mitty wrote: »

Can I just say Playtex, Spantex and support tights are a lady's three best friends. Once you put on that armour it doesn't matter what colour a dress is...it won't be the colour of the dress you're wearing any potential suiters will be gawking at.

Oh I know I love wearing support tights and spantex. They keeps everything firmly in place and tucked away so I just forget its even there.