Fastlane 2017 *Raw spoilers*

Clegg

Jinder has been eating his weetabix.

-_-

Mr.Nice Guy

In the old days, in other words a few years ago, this is the kind of PPV Sky would put on Sky Sports rather than Box Office.

sky88 wrote: »

Im going to be very annoyed when Roman just pins braun clean as a whistle

They've done everything right with braun so far but it'll be a shame if he only ends up in the battle royal at mania

I like Reigns more than most but I agree; they have built Strowman well and this feels too soon for him to lose. I actually think there might be a screwy finish to this one, maybe a DQ. Normally I hate those finishes but I'd be fine with it here.

WinnyThePoo

Yep. Interference in each match.

I wonder who Jinder and Rusev will get? eachother or a debut.

sky88

Mr.Nice Guy wrote: »

In the old days, in other words a few years ago, this is the kind of PPV Sky would put on Sky Sports rather than Box Office.



I like Reigns more than most but I agree; they have built Strowman well and this feels too soon for him to lose. I actually think there might be a screwy finish to this one, maybe a DQ. Normally I hate those finishes but I'd be fine with it here.

I'm actually ok with Roman have always said there booking of him kills him. Also I just don't think he can get a good match out of taker if they go that way

Andersonisgod

Joe/Zayn was pretty good, right winner too. ***1/4

Itssoeasy

So is that flagging that nia will be involved in the raw womens match at mania ?

Enzo was entertaining at the start but he's very annoying now.

sky88

Enzo needs to go if they win this he might be the worst wrestler to hold a wwe title

Itssoeasy

Jojo is looking superb as always. It's nice to see her contribute in a positive way unlike eva marie.

Agent Coulson

The Steiners name dropped for the first time in years.

Itssoeasy

sky88 wrote: »

Enzo needs to go if they win this he might be the worst wrestler to hold a wwe title

If he wrestled as well as he talked he'd be a HOFer but unfortunately he isn't related to a wrestler.

PTH2009

sky88 wrote: »

Enzo needs to go if they win this he might be the worst wrestler to hold a wwe title

Can see him being a full time announcer someday

Agent Coulson

All Enzo is missing is a few hundred pounds and elastic bands from his cheeks to be the son of Captain Lou.

Itssoeasy

Yes luke you are the good brothers.

PTH2009

Would Big Cass be a successful singles star ???

Him vs Baron Corbin could be interesting

Andersonisgod

Not very hot on the tag match but, tbh, I really don't enjoy the vast majority of WWE tag matches. They are almost identical with interchangeable participants. Also thought the heat spot on Enzo lasted an eternity. **1/2

Itssoeasy

PTH2009 wrote: »

Would Big Cass be a successful singles star ???

Him vs Baron Corbin could be interesting

Yeah big cass has huge potential.

kittyeater102

Mick foley just needs to go away

Itssoeasy

Let's go nia. Let's stop this sasha banks stuff. Of the four horsewomen she my least favourite.

J. Marston

I cannot stand Enzo.

Agent Coulson

I like Nia I hope she destroys Sasha

lycan238

I hope I am not the only one but did WWE not do the plane on the tarmac before? Also thought Stephanie would have use of private plane. I enjoyed that match not sure if I will enjoy the next one so much.

Itssoeasy

That gear nia is wearing does nothing for her.

Itssoeasy

I can see sasha retiring early. Her build won't hold up.

J. Marston

Sasha is one of those wrestlers you can probably guess whether they're going to win or lose by their entrances.

Agent Coulson

3 matches in less than an 50 minutes in a 7 match card none of the 4 matches left look like they could/will go more than 10 minutes each.


There is going to be a lot of fillers in the next 2 and a bit hours.

Itssoeasy

Feck sake.

kittyeater102

Just witnessed the burial of nia jaxx

Agent Coulson

One Monsters momentum killed by WWE booking.

Andersonisgod

Crowd liked that, I do wonder though how long will that last if she's booked like that constantly in her matches? Being beaten up for 2 /3's of the match, not connecting with a move, but still pulling out the victory, it's a formula that's proven problematic for others on the roster. Anyway ***

Itssoeasy

Andersonisgod wrote: »

Crowd liked that, I do wonder though how long will that last if she's booked like that constantly in her matches? Being beaten up for 2 /3's of the match, not connecting with a move, but still pulling out the victory, it's a formula that's proven problematic for others on the roster. Anyway ***

It's the john cena formula.

Itssoeasy

Russev is a legend.

Andersonisgod

Itssoeasy wrote: »

It's the john cena formula.

Previously Cena's, we've seen it with Reigns and tbh they probably use it way too much with their underdog babyfaces.

Itssoeasy

Andersonisgod wrote: »

Previously Cena's, we've seen it with Reigns and tbh they probably use it way too much with their underdog babyfaces.

Yeah I personally find that takes me out of the moment.

Andersonisgod

Are we just gonna ignore Mahal's physique and act liks it isn't a thing?

connemara man

Agent Coulson wrote: »

3 matches in less than an 50 minutes in a 7 match card none of the 4 matches left look like they could/will go more than 10 minutes each.


There is going to be a lot of fillers in the next 2 and a bit hours.

This is one way to fill the time out

tinpib

The body on that Jinder dude is weird, veins popping out of him. Also his neck/shoulder muscles kinda reminds me a bit of this:

Itssoeasy

Andersonisgod wrote: »

Are we just gonna ignore Mahal's physique and act liks it isn't a thing?

ha!!! I was going to say I hope he doesn't get tested soon.

Andersonisgod

Goddam the distraction finish! Blast it to the deepest, darkest depths of hell where it may never be seen again.

PTH2009

Umm I wonder who rusevs opponent is ??? Lol

Itssoeasy

Hon Russev. Good man yourself.

PTH2009

Ahhhh thought it was going to be Sheamus

Agent Coulson

Fcuk you Vince fcuk you Vince fcuk you Rusev deserves so much more than this sh1t!!!!

Andersonisgod

So confused. Why is Rusev working this match as a face?

Itssoeasy

Less audible talking show.

Itssoeasy

Yep russev three kicks.

Agent Coulson

Agent Coulson wrote: »

Fcuk you Vince fcuk you Vince fcuk you Rusev deserves so much more than this sh1t!!!!

FCUK YOU VINCE!!!!

PTH2009

That long haired guy is in the front row again

How can he afford all these trips

connemara man

That is an absolute disgrace of a match big show should fcuk of out of wrestling

Andersonisgod

That couldn't have been more emphatic, the year being 2017 makes it only funnier. **1/4

Itssoeasy

great to see the young up and comer in big show getting a win....:rolleyes: