The Ray Darcy Show - January 28th 2017. Quite Simply The Worst Television Show Ever

Skid X

It's Nine O'Clock on a Saturday, and the usual crowd shuffles in ...



Imagine a Keith16 Venn Diagram where all the guests are either plugging other RTE Shows, or talking about illness, or doing both.

That'll give you an idea of what's on this show.


Some people who were on the RTE programme First Dates talk about being on the RTE programme First Dates. There will also be some sort of Tinder thing nonsense.

Eva Orsmond plugs two RTE Programmes, one about Dancing with RTE employees and the other telling you to stop ateing Sugar

Mary Coughlan, the singer not the former Tanaiste talks about her Life Saving Heart Surgery.



Another Fun Packed Sunshine Skittles Party Night from RTE

When Its Time To Party We Will Always Party Hard

Lady Chatterton

Dr. Eva is on the show again :eek:

No way can I listen to her lecture me on a Saturday night when I'm trying to unwind after a busy week.

I'm going to start reading Leonard Cohen's biography 'I'm your man' instead. Leonard - “The only man the Samaritans ever took out a contract on.” Still, at least it's going to be less depressing than listening to Ray and Eva's preaching.

Good luck to everyone watching today, ye will need it

Welsh Megaman

Ah well, at least I know what channel Babestation is on.

Er, because my friend told me. *cough*

Rock Lesnar

So who are the guests in the ''I had them on the radio show during the week''slot tonight

RobertKK

Sounds dire.

I will watch some of it, but will switch to watch CBB.

Rock Lesnar

Im also gonna make sure i have my cup of tea with 2.5 spoons of sugar and jammy biscuits when Dr Eva is on

sligojoek

Not tonight, Josephine. I haven't watched it since before xmas. Nothing in that line up to make me change my ways. Enjoy.

Harry Angstrom

If the Duffmeister is watching this, he'll be reaching for the nipple clamps.

RobertKK

It was just nature.

Rock Lesnar

Calm down Ray, it doesnt matter how much you try to make it sound exciting, the show is still muck

Welsh Megaman

Well done, Matt Damon and Neil Tennant.

Harry Angstrom

This bully is probably Ray's ideal woman.

Rock Lesnar

Brilliant, kettle just boiled now where are those 6 lovely Jam tarts, full of sugar, mmmmmm sugar

realdanbreen

I wouldn't be a fan of wigs or toupees but Ray needs to put something on his head!

darlett

Hiiii guys,
Only watching this week cos my mate and his new missus (who he hasnt introduced us to yet! Hmmph!) is in the audience.

And I've seen them. Best Ray D'Arcy show ever already.

Skid X

I haven't really watched much of Dancing With The Stars but I thought it was a small bit racist how the only black lad got voted out first.

Miss Demeanour

I'm having a glass of wine with a jam and cream doughnut .....take that Eva !

mountain

Rays a creep

Welsh Megaman

*orders giant takeaway pizza*

Whatchagonnado?

Valentina

I'm on the gin already...

Welshie, what's Babestation? :pac:

nagdefy

Eva Orsmond looks like Nuala Carey's mother/big sister.

Thargor

Darcy is such an amateur.

"We live on the telly!" WTF is that? Is it supposed to be a catchphrase? It makes him sound like such a backwards imbecile.

Welsh Megaman

Valentina wrote: »

I'm on the gin already...

Welshie, what's Babestation? :pac:

Current affairs.

Yes...a current affairs channel.

Valentina

Yes we love our drugs. If only I could drop some acid right now. It might make this interesting.

donkeykong5

Codeine is for pain. Get over it. Hope she is voted off tomorrow. Self pontificating dope.

Skid X

Hope they name these Chemists who will give you the good stuff without looking for your life story.

Can't be arsed with all those questions.

murpho999

She basically has a basic point basically about basic drugs.

Berserker

200 tablets a day. Wow, that is incredible.

donkeykong5

nagdefy wrote: »

Eva Orsmond looks like Nuala Carey's mother/big sister.

Granny

Harry Angstrom

So Eva seeks out an extreme example and extrapolates it to extend to the entire population. Feck off.

darlett

Ragging on ****ing Nurofen? Really.

RobertKK

Such upbeat Saturday night fun.

Welsh Megaman

Drugs are bad...mmmmkay?

murpho999

donkeykong5 wrote: »

Codeine is for pain. Get over it. Hope she is voted off tomorrow. Self pontificating dope.

Not if you take too much of it.

She is an educated doctor you know.

Ridiculous post.

realdanbreen

Skid X wrote: »

I haven't really watched much of Dancing With The Stars but I thought it was a small bit racist how the only black lad got voted out first.

? Surely it would also be racist if a white guy/gal got voted out because they were white?

nagdefy

Ray and Eva would a lovely couple 'Rava'!

Skid X

realdanbreen wrote: »

? Surely it would also be racist if a white guy/gal got voted out because they were white?

Just a little gag about the oompa loompa with all the fake tan.

Lisha

I'm watching TrAinspotting on all4 website. The children are refusing to go to bed, so I've turned on Darcy hoping he'll bore them to bed so I can resume trainspotting

Harry Angstrom

Eva is 7/4 with Paddy Power to be eliminated tomorrow night. Lump on.

donkeykong5

RobertKK wrote: »

Sounds dire.

I will watch some of it, but will switch to watch CBB.

As we all will.

Welsh Megaman

Ironically, this show makes me want to get loaded.

RobertKK

Lisha wrote: »

I'm watching TrAinspotting on all4 website. The children are refusing to go to bed, so I've turned on Darcy hoping he'll bore them to bed so I can resume trainspotting

I worry about your children if this is not working :P

Lisha

Welsh Megaman wrote: »

Ironically, this show makes me want to get loaded.

and hVe a good time

donkeykong5

murpho999 wrote: »

donkeykong5 wrote: »

Codeine is for pain. Get over it. Hope she is voted off tomorrow. Self pontificating dope.

Not if you take too much of it.

She is an educated doctor you know.

Ridiculous post.

For an educated doctor. She talks an awful lot of crap. Imo

JP Liz V1

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ToQ0n3itoII

I need drugs watching this

Skid X

Welsh Megaman wrote: »

Ironically, this show makes me want to get loaded.

Just what is it that you want to do? :P

Harry Angstrom

nagdefy wrote: »

Ray and Eva would a lovely couple 'Rava'!

I can imagine their conversation in the throes of passion. Ray would be shouting out "Porridge!" and she'd be shouting out "Sugar!"

sligojoek

Welsh Megaman wrote: »

Ironically, this show makes me want to get loaded.

The only person getting loaded from this show is Ray.

darlett

Lisha wrote: »

I'm watching TrAinspotting on all4 website. The children are refusing to go to bed, so I've turned on Darcy hoping he'll bore them to bed so I can resume trainspotting

Ouch you are a cruel one. I'm glad all we ever got was the wooden spoon.

PeterTheNinth

Harry Angstrom wrote: »

I can imagine their conversation in the throes of passion. Ray would be shouting out "Porridge!" and she'd be shouting out "Sugar!"

I think it would be more like "NO NO NO, Ray.. You are doing it all wrong, how many times do I have to tell you".

Skid X

We've gone from Sugar to Paracetemol to Depression

Uppers and Downers agogo on this show