Eurovision Song Contest 2017

Welsh Megaman

Didn't know Fieldy from Korn was representing Hungary.

CFlat

Time to make the tea Marty? Are you having a laugh, its the Eurovision, I'm already ploughed.

PeterTheNinth

That presenter on the left looks like a mixture of Harry Kewell and Steven Gerrard.

4068ac1elhodqr

This song gets on my tits, and I don't even have any, nor ever likely to do so.

daisybelle2008

Oh I like this

Indestructable

He's playing the spitoon

AndyBoBandy

Translates to;

My Milkshake brings all the boys to the yard....

LizT

This is awful. Looked like the lion king at the start

snowflaker

PeterTheNinth wrote: »

That presenter on the left looks like a mixture of Harry Kewell and Steven Gerrard.

I'm getting Mario Gotze from the middle guy

shar01

I'm a sucker for an oul fiddle...

Andersonisgod

This has everything I want from Eurovision. Hungary joins Portugal on my "Eurovision absolute tunes" list

Jamie OD

They fancied up a milk jug for this.

snowflaker

Ryleigh Gorgeous Bingo wrote: »

This song gets on my tits, and I don't even have any, nor ever likely to do so.

Nippleless freak

wil

We'll that was top knots.

ThisRegard

Ryleigh Gorgeous Bingo wrote: »

This song gets on my tits, and I don't even have any, nor ever likely to do so.

I was going to say it wasn't too bad, and then the rapping started.

dogcat

snowflaker wrote: »

no one votes for Austria

They were second in the SF televote last year

snowflaker

I'm putting this through

PeterTheNinth

God this is the worst piece of sh1t I have ever heard.. including the rap. Get the f**k off the stage.

AndyBoBandy

Now he's Kanye West

All hail Kanye

4068ac1elhodqr

It's all yelling, shouting and belly-dancing. Sure you can do that anywhere.

Andersonisgod

This Hungarian dancer was so invested in that.

I liked that one

murpho999

I think Denmark will get through without even hearing the song.

AndyBoBandy

Jesus she's top heavy!!

Richard Hillman

Anna Kournakova lookalike

Right2Write

Anyone else listening on the radio? When you strip out the visual tricks, you really hear the crap in some of these 'songs'.

snowflaker

What Alf? Irene feel down a well after a bottle of gin? Best get unreal Summer Bay rescue crew on it!

PeterTheNinth

She's 21? I'd bring her back to the garage, I think she's been clocked.

Welsh Megaman

Sweet Valley High

I liked Hungary. It was different. Even the rap part sounded pretty good (and rap NEVER works at Eurovision!)
Not a fan of Denmark. Good voice but the song is......meh. Not bad, just meh.