Bobbyland

Jayop

What am I?

There's books but you can't read
There's teeth but no incisors or molars
There's doors made of wood in the walls but there's no buildings.
There's sheep and wool but no animals

Jayop

You can kiss in bobbyland, but no shifting.

Jayop

There's books but no paper

Jayop

There's grass but no lawnmower

Jayop

Drinking is not allowed, but there's lots of beer.

Jayop

You can't trip but it's OK to fall.

Digital Solitude

Texas?

Jayop

Nope, but on the subject of things texan...

There's bulls but no cows.

Do we ask you question or just guess?

Chicago or Bartenders

Jayop

[Deleted User] wrote: »

Do we ask you question or just guess?

Chicago or Bartenders

The answer might not be a thing more of a concept. BTW this isn't part of the riddle.

You'll all hate me for this. It's so stupid.

The_Valeyard

You been smoking the whacky stuff?

Tigger

Crosstown has lot to answer for

mass?

The_Valeyard

Purgatory

Tigger

snooker

Tigger

Tigger wrote: »

snooker

Tiggers gooood

Whats the book thing about?

sullivlo

Boards won't let me post the rules

Tigger

sullivlo wrote: »

Boards won't let me post the rules

who did a what now?

Tigger

sullivlo wrote: »

Boards won't let me post the rules

posted fine

Jayop

You can have mass and snooker. Purgatory isn't allowed but hell is.

quickbeam

I don't understand this game

A Neurotic

I think I have it.

Jayop, are there fools, but not idiots?

I imagine you can have dinner and supper, but not breakfast or brunch?

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

People have heels but no toes

Will admit I felt like Matt Damon in this scene

Tigger

you can have Tiggers and Sullys but not Jaylops and Neurotics

snooker or pool or even billiards are played here in the immense hall but no dart boards

Uriel.

Are exorcisms allowed ?

Tigger

Uriel. wrote: »

Are exorcisms allowed ?

they call them dispossessions of the hellions rather than exorcisims of the spirits

daisy123

I can see waterfalls, but no water?

Tigger

daisy123 wrote: »

I can see waterfalls, but no water?

trippy

Jayop

Some of ye have it lads. There's intelligence but no smarts.

Digital Solitude

I'm so lost

Jayop

Digital Solitude wrote: »

I'm so lost

If it's any help you could use Google but not it's maps.

sullivlo

Digital Solitude wrote: »

I'm so lost

You're gonna kick yourself when you get it.

sullivlo

You can kiss but you can't snog.

Drinking coffee is easy, even without the water.

Jayop

sullivlo wrote: »

You can kiss but you can't snog.

Drinking coffee is easy, even without the water.

I enjoy a latte even though I couldn't use milk.

Barney92

I'm not really a fan of coffee, but I guess I'll have to have one since I can't have tea. What a shame,  but at least I can have some nutter butter cookies with it.

Jayop

Barney92 wrote: »

I'm not really a fan of coffee, but I guess I'll have to have one since I can't have tea. What a shame,  but at least I can have some nutter butter cookies with it.

None of those dirty biscuits though.

Barney92

Jayop wrote: »

None of those dirty biscuits though.

Wouldn't dream of it. I actually might go for a berry smoothie, since I can't have some juice.

Tigger

Barney92 wrote: »

Wouldn't dream of it. I actually might go for a berry smoothie, since I can't have some juice.

armadillo steaks or beef but never lamb or pork

Jayop

Tigger wrote: »

armadillo steaks or beef but never lamb or pork

Tiggers, Poos, but no piglets.

sullivlo

Where we can listen to the Kooks but not the Kinks.

I'm in the Black Sheep. We can recreate the beers night

sullivlo

Where we can use Apple devices but not android.

Digital Solitude

I think I'm up to speed, are there hugs but no touches?

sullivlo

Digital Solitude wrote: »

I think I'm up to speed, are there hugs but no touches?

You might be up to speed, but you're not right.

Digital Solitude

sullivlo wrote: »

You might be up to speed, but you're not right.

I got mixed up, I thought they were mountains, but there's only hills

sullivlo

Mad partying in Mississippi, moderate partying in Vienna, negative craic in London.

Digital Solitude

I can't talk, shout or scream, but communication is easy

sullivlo

Digital Solitude wrote: »

I can't talk, shout or scream, but communication is easy

Exactly.

The cows moo. The sheep baa. The pigs can't oink though.

Jayop

Digital Solitude wrote: »

I can't talk, shout or scream, but communication is easy

Ok then, call me on my cell but don't dare talk on the phone.

Digital Solitude

Jayop wrote: »

Ok then, call me on my cell but don't dare talk on the phone.

I wouldn't type or text either, I could screech but I don't think that'd be good, and being rude isn't okay.

Tigger

Digital Solitude wrote: »

I wouldn't type or text either, I could screech but I don't think that'd be good, and being rude isn't okay.

i like bobbyland cos o can be cheeky and dismissive but not insolent and dicourteous
also i can spell but not write