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Bobbyland

  • 09-12-2016 10:23pm
    #1
    Jayop
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,388 ✭✭✭✭


    What am I?

    There's books but you can't read
    There's teeth but no incisors or molars
    There's doors made of wood in the walls but there's no buildings.
    There's sheep and wool but no animals


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  • #2
    Jayop
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,388 ✭✭✭✭Jayop


    You can kiss in bobbyland, but no shifting.


  • #3
    Jayop
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,388 ✭✭✭✭Jayop


    There's books but no paper


  • #4
    Jayop
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,388 ✭✭✭✭Jayop


    There's grass but no lawnmower


  • #5
    Jayop
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,388 ✭✭✭✭Jayop


    Drinking is not allowed, but there's lots of beer.


  • #6
    Jayop
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,388 ✭✭✭✭Jayop


    You can't trip but it's OK to fall.


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  • #7
    Digital Solitude
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,397 ✭✭✭✭Digital Solitude


    Texas?

    latest?cb=20150424153058


  • #8
    Jayop
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,388 ✭✭✭✭Jayop


    Nope, but on the subject of things texan...

    There's bulls but no cows.


  • #9
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Do we ask you question or just guess?

    Chicago or Bartenders :D


  • #10
    Jayop
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,388 ✭✭✭✭Jayop


    [Deleted User] wrote: »
    Do we ask you question or just guess?

    Chicago or Bartenders :D

    The answer might not be a thing more of a concept. BTW this isn't part of the riddle.

    You'll all hate me for this. It's so stupid.


  • #11
    The_Valeyard
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,452 ✭✭✭✭The_Valeyard


    You been smoking the whacky stuff?


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  • #12
    Tigger
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,705 ✭✭✭✭Tigger


    Crosstown has lot to answer for


  • #13
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    mass?


  • #14
    The_Valeyard
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,452 ✭✭✭✭The_Valeyard


    Purgatory


  • #15
    Tigger
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,705 ✭✭✭✭Tigger


    snooker


  • #16
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Tigger wrote: »
    snooker

    Tiggers gooood

    Whats the book thing about?


  • #17
    sullivlo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,994 ✭✭✭sullivlo


    Boards won't let me post the rules :(


  • #18
    Tigger
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,705 ✭✭✭✭Tigger


    sullivlo wrote: »
    Boards won't let me post the rules :(

    who did a what now?


  • #19
    Tigger
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,705 ✭✭✭✭Tigger


    sullivlo wrote: »
    Boards won't let me post the rules :(

    posted fine


  • #20
    Jayop
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,388 ✭✭✭✭Jayop


    You can have mass and snooker. Purgatory isn't allowed but hell is.


  • #21
    quickbeam
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators Posts: 16,287 Mod ✭✭✭✭quickbeam


    I don't understand this game :(


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  • #22
    A Neurotic
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,779 ✭✭✭A Neurotic


    I think I have it.

    Jayop, are there fools, but not idiots?

    I imagine you can have dinner and supper, but not breakfast or brunch?


  • #23
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

    People have heels but no toes

    Will admit I felt like Matt Damon in this scene



  • #24
    Tigger
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,705 ✭✭✭✭Tigger


    you can have Tiggers and Sullys but not Jaylops and Neurotics :)

    snooker or pool or even billiards are played here in the immense hall but no dart boards


  • #25
    Uriel.
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,061 ✭✭✭Uriel.


    Are exorcisms allowed ?


  • #26
    Tigger
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,705 ✭✭✭✭Tigger


    Uriel. wrote: »
    Are exorcisms allowed ?

    they call them dispossessions of the hellions rather than exorcisims of the spirits


  • #27
    daisy123
    Registered Users Posts: 498 ✭✭daisy123


    I can see waterfalls, but no water?


  • #28
    Tigger
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,705 ✭✭✭✭Tigger


    daisy123 wrote: »
    I can see waterfalls, but no water?

    trippy


  • #29
    Jayop
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,388 ✭✭✭✭Jayop


    Some of ye have it lads. There's intelligence but no smarts.


  • #30
    Digital Solitude
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,397 ✭✭✭✭Digital Solitude


    I'm so lost


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  • #31
    Jayop
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,388 ✭✭✭✭Jayop


    Digital Solitude wrote: »
    I'm so lost

    If it's any help you could use Google but not it's maps.


  • #32
    sullivlo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,994 ✭✭✭sullivlo


    Digital Solitude wrote: »
    I'm so lost

    You're gonna kick yourself when you get it.


  • #33
    sullivlo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,994 ✭✭✭sullivlo


    You can kiss but you can't snog.

    Drinking coffee is easy, even without the water.


  • #34
    Jayop
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,388 ✭✭✭✭Jayop


    sullivlo wrote: »
    You can kiss but you can't snog.

    Drinking coffee is easy, even without the water.

    I enjoy a latte even though I couldn't use milk.


  • #35
    Barney92
    Registered Users Posts: 2,906 ✭✭✭Barney92


    I'm not really a fan of coffee, but I guess I'll have to have one since I can't have tea. What a shame,  but at least I can have some nutter butter cookies with it.


  • #36
    Jayop
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,388 ✭✭✭✭Jayop


    Barney92 wrote: »
    I'm not really a fan of coffee, but I guess I'll have to have one since I can't have tea. What a shame,  but at least I can have some nutter butter cookies with it.

    None of those dirty biscuits though.


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  • #37
    Barney92
    Registered Users Posts: 2,906 ✭✭✭Barney92


    Jayop wrote: »
    None of those dirty biscuits though.

    Wouldn't dream of it. I actually might go for a berry smoothie, since I can't have some juice.


  • #38
    Tigger
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,705 ✭✭✭✭Tigger


    Barney92 wrote: »
    Wouldn't dream of it. I actually might go for a berry smoothie, since I can't have some juice.

    armadillo steaks or beef but never lamb or pork


  • #39
    Jayop
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,388 ✭✭✭✭Jayop


    Tigger wrote: »
    armadillo steaks or beef but never lamb or pork

    Tiggers, Poos, but no piglets.


  • #40
    sullivlo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,994 ✭✭✭sullivlo


    Where we can listen to the Kooks but not the Kinks.


  • #41
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 21,679 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    I'm in the Black Sheep. We can recreate the beers night :p


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  • #42
    sullivlo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,994 ✭✭✭sullivlo


    Where we can use Apple devices but not android.


  • #43
    Digital Solitude
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,397 ✭✭✭✭Digital Solitude


    I think I'm up to speed, are there hugs but no touches?


  • #44
    sullivlo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,994 ✭✭✭sullivlo


    Digital Solitude wrote: »
    I think I'm up to speed, are there hugs but no touches?

    You might be up to speed, but you're not right.


  • #45
    Digital Solitude
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,397 ✭✭✭✭Digital Solitude


    sullivlo wrote: »
    You might be up to speed, but you're not right.

    I got mixed up, I thought they were mountains, but there's only hills


  • #46
    sullivlo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,994 ✭✭✭sullivlo


    Mad partying in Mississippi, moderate partying in Vienna, negative craic in London.


  • #47
    Digital Solitude
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,397 ✭✭✭✭Digital Solitude


    I can't talk, shout or scream, but communication is easy


  • #48
    sullivlo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,994 ✭✭✭sullivlo


    Digital Solitude wrote: »
    I can't talk, shout or scream, but communication is easy

    Exactly.

    The cows moo. The sheep baa. The pigs can't oink though.


  • #49
    Jayop
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,388 ✭✭✭✭Jayop


    Digital Solitude wrote: »
    I can't talk, shout or scream, but communication is easy

    Ok then, call me on my cell but don't dare talk on the phone.


  • #50
    Digital Solitude
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,397 ✭✭✭✭Digital Solitude


    Jayop wrote: »
    Ok then, call me on my cell but don't dare talk on the phone.

    I wouldn't type or text either, I could screech but I don't think that'd be good, and being rude isn't okay.


  • #51
    Tigger
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,705 ✭✭✭✭Tigger


    Digital Solitude wrote: »
    I wouldn't type or text either, I could screech but I don't think that'd be good, and being rude isn't okay.

    i like bobbyland cos o can be cheeky and dismissive but not insolent and dicourteous
    also i can spell but not write


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