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Has anyone heard of any real life pat mustards?

  • 20-11-2016 9:51am
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    Dots1982
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    Any type of door to door delivery man who regularly serviced the housewives he delivered to? The legend of such characters had to come from somewhere?


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  • #2
    Avatar MIA
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,750 ✭✭✭Avatar MIA


    Dots1982 wrote: »
    Any type of door to door delivery man who regularly serviced the housewives he delivered to? The legend of such characters had to come from somewhere?

    Yes, they made a few documentaries about it...

    Along the lines of, 'Confessions of a...'

    They are not narrated by David Attenborough though, as he was contracted to the BBC.


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    darragh o meara
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,237 ✭✭✭darragh o meara


    I heard of a local milkman who had to give it up and move away over something along those lines years ago.

    On the other hand, I had a lecturer in college who was the head off him, so much so I had to google who played him to be sure it wasn't him.....


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    henryporter
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    You mean door-to-floor delivery guys?


  • #5
    The flying mouse
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    Had to google Pat mustard to see what OP on about :-(

    Knew a milkman years ago that was suppose to be having it of with a few ladies on his rounds. Don't know how true it is.


  • #6
    BabyE
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    Stories of a lecturer who banged a few of the year


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  • #7
    BabyE
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    Stories of a lecturer who banged a few of the year


  • #8
    leggo
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    Dots1982 wrote: »
    Any type of door to door delivery man who regularly serviced the housewives he delivered to? The legend of such characters had to come from somewhere?

    I'll tell you where it came from: sexually frustrated door to door delivery men who got through the day fantasising about what could, within the physical parameters of the universe, be possible. Some may have even made up some stuff down the pub and others believed it, spreading the legend. One time one got the village slapper pregnant and that just confirmed to those who wished to believe it that this happens all the time, always, to every person who delivers a good or service up and down the country. Graham Linehen wrote a pisstake episode about this and the rest is history.


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    Widdershins
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    Coal men.


  • #10
    punisher5112
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    Milk men do it on your door step


  • #11
    Fleawuss
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,681 ✭✭✭Fleawuss


    I knew a Colonel Mustard once. Clueless.


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  • #12
    artanevilla
    Moderators, Education Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 11,047 Mod ✭✭✭✭artanevilla


    I'm having to yank meself around the clock cause I can't get any proper sex with girls.


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