cheeky bum pinch/slap

triggermortis

is it really that bad to pinch/slap a woman's bum on a night out. surely she can see that its only playful and a way to show her your interested, would love a little slap on my ass from a woman every now and then.

whoopsadoodles

Gowan ourra dat.

triggermortis

id say you have slapped a few bums

Winterlong

My face is like a slapped bum.

Sir Osis of Liver.

They love to be slapped on the front bum.

Try it.

Harry Palmr

Sir Osis of Liver. wrote: »

They love to be slapped on the front bum.

Try it.

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20Cent

Donald?

triggermortis

will try the front bum pinch down the local tonight. sure to get some action. mammy put the water bottle in the bed its going to get hot tonight.

Thelomen Toblackai

You mean sexually assault a stranger ? It's something only knuckle draggers think is ok.

whoopsadoodles

triggermortis wrote: »

will try the front bum pinch down the local tonight. sure to get some action. mammy put the water bottle in the bed its going to get hot tonight.

"Down the local"?

You mean on your mammy?

:eek:

triggermortis

no i mean out in balbriggan only thing they understand is hand signals as none of them speak a word of english

Junkyard Tom

I've never spanked a woman who didn't ask for it.

The_Valeyard

Thelomen Toblackai wrote: »

You mean sexually assault a stranger ? It's something only knuckle draggers think is ok.

Woman pinched my ass in a nightclub couple months back. Was I sexually assaulted?

Thelomen Toblackai

The_Valeyard wrote: »

Woman pinched my ass in a nightclub couple months back. Was I sexually assaulted?

The usual knuckle dragger response. Just because you don't care if a woman touches or gropes you doesn't mean it's ok to touch and grope women...

Sir Osis of Liver.

Don't wash your arse or use toilet paper for a week.

Watch the horror on her face when she realises her mistake next time she pinches your smelly hole.

arybvtcw0eolkf

triggermortis wrote: »

is it really that bad to pinch/slap a woman's bum on a night out. surely she can see that its only playful and a way to show her your interested, would love a little slap on my ass from a woman every now and then.

OK I know this is a wind up, but I'll take the bait.

Yes its a bad thing. Its wrong, pure and simple. Its pathetic, sad and a little creepy.

Now there

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

triggermortis wrote: »

is it really that bad to pinch/slap a woman's bum on a night out. surely she can see that its only playful and a way to show her your interested, would love a little slap on my ass from a woman every now and then.

How would you feel if it came from a man? And happened on a daily basis?

The_Valeyard

Thelomen Toblackai wrote: »

The usual knuckle dragger response. Just because you don't care if a woman touches or gropes you doesn't mean it's ok to touch and grope women...

Cheers for the abuse....very mature of you.

Never said it was okay. Simply asked you a question. Sorry you do not seem to have the ability to answer it.

Thelomen Toblackai

The_Valeyard wrote: »

Cheers for the abuse....very mature of you.

Never said it was okay. Simply asked you a question. Sorry you do not seem to have the ability to answer it.

If you're genuinely confused about whether or not you've been sexually assaulted I'm not going to be able provide the support you need.

Maybe the mods can direct you to some support groups or something.

I'm sure you're not confused though. Just making the tired old point that it happened to you and you don't care therefore it's not a big deal if it happens to someone else.

Four Phucs Ache

At about 3 am standing on the steps of club M many years ago a friend in our group did just this.

We were all filing out the door drink hitting the air and the promise of a kebab in iskanders was waiting.

Lovely looking girl standing at the top and the friend slaps her on the ass.

Within a nano second of this meeting of a cheeky hand and curvacious bum he was sent flying.

Straight across the face she got him.He lost his balance and momentarily surfed over some of the others down the stairs.

His stood up and said what was that for I was only helping you to move along.

Everybody watching.

She goes "Only me fella does dat ye cheeky basturd"


The kebab was epic.

NiallBoo

Kaden Strong Actress wrote: »

OK I know this is a wind up, but I'll take the bait.

Yes its a bad thing. Its wrong, pure and simple. Its pathetic, sad and a little creepy.

Now there

I disagree...I think it's very creepy.

Felix Jones is God

Anyone for a finger up the bum?

weldoninhio

Thelomen Toblackai wrote: »

You mean sexually assault a stranger ? It's something only knuckle draggers think is ok.

What about when a woman grabs a guys ass??

NiallBoo

Felix Jones is God wrote: »

Anyone for a finger up the bum?

That's a bit up-front!

No, wait..

NiallBoo

weldoninhio wrote: »

What about when a woman grabs a guys ass??

Same thing.

Christ how I loath hen-parties.

weldoninhio

NiallBoo wrote: »

Same thing.

Christ how I loath hen-parties.

I was more interested in how the threads 'white knight' though of this.

Thelomen Toblackai

weldoninhio wrote: »

What about when a woman grabs a guys ass??

What about it ?

weldoninhio

Thelomen Toblackai wrote: »

What about it ?

Are those women knuckle draggers??

Felix Jones is God

weldoninhio wrote: »

Are those women knuckle draggers??

I believe the preferred term is Tittie Shufflers

Thelomen Toblackai

weldoninhio wrote: »

I was more interested in how the threads 'white knight' though of this.

Right white Knight because I think sexual assault is bad.

Liberal lefty too trying to dismantle the male identity or something too ? Because people are annoyed they can't get away with being pervs and groping women these days ?

Dr Crayfish

weldoninhio wrote: »

What about when a woman grabs a guys ass??

Used to happen to me when I was collecting glasses in a club 20 years ago. I just found it awkward because it was while I was working, and didn't really know how to react.
Anyway, it's different when it's women on men. Men rape and sexually assault women and can overpower women, it doesn't really happen the other way around.
So yeah just don't go around touching people ffs.

Thelomen Toblackai

weldoninhio wrote: »

Are those women knuckle draggers??

What kind of answer are you expecting me to give you ? Those women are the same as their male counterparts who think it's ok to go groping strangers.

weldoninhio

Thelomen Toblackai wrote: »

What kind of answer are you expecting me to give you ? Those women are the same as their male counterparts who think it's ok to go groping strangers.

Yes or No would suffice. Are women who grab or pinch men's asses knuckle-draggers??

NiallBoo

Dr Crayfish wrote: »

Men rape and sexually assault women and can overpower women, it doesn't really happen the other way around.
So yeah just don't go around touching people ffs.

Sure it does.

Not in anything like the same numbers, but I doubt that matters to the victims.

Thelomen Toblackai

weldoninhio wrote: »

Yes or No would suffice. Are women who grab or pinch men's asses knuckle-draggers??

I've already said they are the same as men who do it. Knuckle dragger being more of a male term they are whatever the female equivalent would be.

Outlaw Pete

triggermortis wrote: »

no i mean out in balbriggan

So, you want to know if it's really all that bad to slap a woman's bum in the Fingal area?

Well, here's your answer loud and clear.

Balbriggan District Court too :P

kavanada

It's obvious that drugged (apparently) perve was sentenced to 8 months more for the menacing/terrifying ordeal of following the girl like that than for the slap alone.

Context.

Edups

triggermortis wrote: »

is it really that bad to pinch/slap a woman's bum on a night out. surely she can see that its only playful and a way to show her your interested, would love a little slap on my ass from a woman every now and then.

No you should finger her up the hoop to show how interested you are. That's what real men do

weldoninhio

Thelomen Toblackai wrote: »

I've already said they are the same as men who do it. Knuckle dragger being more of a male term they are whatever the female equivalent would be.

Bit sexist. Women have knuckles too.

vicwatson

The_Valeyard wrote: »

Woman pinched my ass in a nightclub couple months back. Was I sexually assaulted?

Yes, are you going to press charges? probably not.

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triggermortis wrote: »

is it really that bad to pinch/slap a woman's bum on a night out. surely she can see that its only playful and a way to show her your interested, would love a little slap on my ass from a woman every now and then.

If I turned around and you were there after touching me uninvited I would be going mad at you.

Edups

Dr Crayfish wrote: »

Anyway, it's different when it's women on men. Men rape and sexually assault women and can overpower women, it doesn't really happen the other way around.
So yeah just don't go around touching people ffs.

Oh dear. I facepalmed so hard my nose is broken.

Outlaw Pete

kavanada wrote: »

It's obvious that drugged (apparently) perve was sentenced to 8 months more for the menacing/terrifying ordeal of following the girl like that than for the slap alone.

Context.

Eh, I never suggested otherwise.. but had he not slapped her, he would not have been jailed merely for following her. Of that there is no doubt.

Anyway, here's an example of a man in the UK being jailed for slapping a woman's arse.. who didn't follow her up the road.

http://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/greater-manchester-news/bum-slap-builder-branded-a-pervert-1029785

Grayson

weldoninhio wrote: »

Bit sexist. Women have knuckles too.

Some of them have moose knuckles (don't google that if you've never heard of it)

Grayson

Outlaw Pete wrote: »

Eh, I never suggested otherwise.. but had he not slapped her, he would not have been jailed merely for following her. Of that there is no doubt.

Anyway, here's an example of a man in the UK being jailed for slapping a woman's arse.. who didn't follow her up the road.

http://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/greater-manchester-news/bum-slap-builder-branded-a-pervert-1029785

After he was arrested, O'Neill admitted: "I have done it before. Some women like it, others don't." Outside court, O'Neill claimed he only admitted the sex assault charge because he wanted to be released after being held for 16 hours. He is considering an appeal.

So he'd been doing it for ages and realised that some women don't like it. But he kept doing it. The guy's a moron.

ahnowbrowncow

It's not sexual assault if the person that slaps your ass is attractive.

The_Valeyard

Thelomen Toblackai wrote: »

If you're genuinely confused about whether or not you've been sexually assaulted I'm not going to be able provide the support you need.

Maybe the mods can direct you to some support groups or something.

I'm sure you're not confused though. Just making the tired old point that it happened to you and you don't care therefore it's not a big deal if it happens to someone else.

Never said that. Pure drivel of a post.

Thelomen Toblackai

The_Valeyard wrote: »

Never said that. Pure drivel of a post.

Sorry what did you say ? What was your actual point ?

The_Valeyard

Thelomen Toblackai wrote: »

Sorry what did you say ? What was your actual point ?

If you dont know what I said, then reread the posts. If you cant get my point then I cant help you.

sjb25

Everyone calm down il call in this expert

The_Valeyard

sjb25 wrote: »

Everyone calm down il call in this expert

Ah, they need to bring him back.

So many memes and quotes from that episode.