When you piss do you...

pragmatic1

Pull your lad and balls out or just your lad.

I pull my lad and balls out for some reason. It feels more comfortable.

Also if you get the chance do you piss outside or wait to get to the nearest toilet. I find it kinda freeing pissing in nature.

somesoldiers

just the lad


I see some lads in the work loos at the urinals, unzip/unbutton the lot, almost have the trousers down round the ankles, don't see the point myself

Penny Tration

I always, always get my balls out.

MeatTwoVeg

Unbelt, unbutton, remove meat and two veg..

I find it gives me a better empty of the tank.

pragmatic1

Penny Tration wrote: »

I always, always get my balls out.

Yeah I think it's good that they get a bit of air. Can be awfully stuffy down there for them.

pragmatic1

MeatTwoVeg wrote: »

Unbelt, unbutton, remove meat and two veg..

I find it gives me a better empty of the tank.

Yes that's my feeling to, that it facilitates a more thorough drainage.

Advbrd

MeatTwoVeg wrote: »

Unbelt, unbutton, remove meat and two veg..

I find it gives me a better empty of the tank.

When you get that sort of advice from the meat and two veg, it has to be the way to go

pragmatic1

Any feedback on the joys of pissing outdoors also folks. I think it's great provided it's not in public areas or on other peoples property.

Penny Tration

pragmatic1 wrote: »

Any feedback on the joys of pissing outdoors also folks. I think it's great provided it's not in public areas or on other peoples property.

Squatting and taking my jeans off is too much effort.

fermanagh_man

How many times do you shake the lad when your done?

I've heard there's a limit

Winterlong

Why you wondering about this OP?

pragmatic1

fermanagh_man wrote: »

How many times do you shake the lad when your done?

I've heard there's a limit

Not more than two shakes or else it's a **** I'm told.

pragmatic1

Winterlong wrote: »

Why you wondering about this OP?

I feel that I need to be up on the important issues of the day and decided to conduct some independent research.

MeatTwoVeg

pragmatic1 wrote:

Any feedback on the joys of pissing outdoors also folks. I think it's great provided it's not in public areas or on other peoples property.

So that leaves your back garden?

God no, wouldn't want my garden to smell like a public urinal.

pragmatic1

Penny Tration wrote: »

Squatting and taking my jeans off is too much effort.

I can see how that takes all the fun out of pissing outside away. Too much hassle.

pragmatic1

MeatTwoVeg wrote: »

So that leaves your back garden?

God no, wouldn't want my garden to smell like a public urinal.

Nah I'm a country man and have a few of my fields right beside the house. I don't do it too often either.

Boom_Bap

I do the AC Slater*, even at urinals.







*about 2 people will understand this

Tilikum

Just Wilbert, the bag stays tucked away.

Another thing, I physically cannot piss at all anymore if there is a man at the urinal beside me. It's gone beyond stage fright at this point.

MrMorooka

Tilikum wrote: »

Another thing, I physically cannot piss at all anymore if there is a man at the urinal beside me. It's gone beyond stage fright at this point.

So you have no problems if it's a woman at the urinal beside you?

Tilikum

MrMorooka wrote: »

So you have no problems if it's a woman at the urinal beside you?

Correct.

Rumpy Pumpy

One of the drawbacks of the smoking ban was no longer being able to throw a butt into a urinal and washing it down to the other end using the power of your beery piss.

pragmatic1

Tilikum wrote: »

Just Wilbert, the bag stays tucked away.

Another thing, I physically cannot piss at all anymore if there is a man at the urinal beside me. It's gone beyond stage fright at this point.

I feel your pain. I have some mental block about that too now. Always use a cubicle unless the urinals are empty.

pragmatic1

Rumpy Pumpy wrote: »

One of the drawbacks of the smoking ban was no longer being able to throw a butt into a urinal and washing it down to the other end using the power of your beery piss.

I sometimes use the jet streams to clean stains and feel a wee bit accomplished when I've removed some stain.

Penn

Wait... take your balls out too?

I mean, I've genuinely never thought of doing that but now I want to go for a p*ss just to try it...

Here's another question; you go to the toilet for a p*ss, there are other people in nearby rooms... P*ss around the bowl to minimise noise or directly into the water?

thelad95

Are there genuinely guys who just take their knob out and not the balls too? As someone who's always prone to a sneaky glance at other gentlemans business at urinals, I've never encountered this and surely you can't get a proper emptying with your knob squashed between your sack and waist band?

+1 for pissing outside too and I usually leave the kacks around the knees so I can feel the cold breeze on my cheeks, splendid stuff.

Penn

thelad95 wrote: »

Are there genuinely guys who just take their knob out and not the balls too? As someone who's always prone to a sneaky glance at other gentlemans business at urinals, I've never encountered this and surely you can't get a proper emptying with your knob squashed between your sack and waist band?

Thumb holding down the waistband to not squash the knob.

DopeTech

Usually just the lad at the start,then towards the end I strain the spuds.

Birneybau

So, this is where we are now.

Boom_Bap

Boom_Bap wrote: »

I do the AC Slater*, even at urinals.







*about 2 people will understand this

Gunslinger92

I love this thread :pac:

I peed outside in a field many years ago. The grass tickled my lady parts. It was kinda nice and kinda strange.

Maximus Alexander

You have to let the gents out for a bit of air where available. It'd be cruel not to, their monocles would be all fogged up.

pragmatic1

Penn wrote: »

Wait... take your balls out too?

I mean, I've genuinely never thought of doing that but now I want to go for a p*ss just to try it...

Here's another question; you go to the toilet for a p*ss, there are other people in nearby rooms... P*ss around the bowl to minimise noise or directly into the water?

Yes. But sometimes I'll piss directly into the water, with as much pressure as I can muster, to assert some type of piss dominance.

Your Face

thelad95 wrote: »

As someone who's always prone to a sneaky glance at other gentlemans business at urinals

I hate these weird c--ts.

Four Phucs Ache

At home....sit down.

In work/public quiet..urinal.

1.unzip
2.take out lad
3.leave the grapes inside
4.wiggle a bit to minimise garden/zip incident
5.let it flow with a good push at the end
6.shake till dry.
7.shake again to be sure
8.lock it up
9.wash hands

In work/public busy....stall

1.use pinky to open/close door
2.take out lad
3.leave the grapes inside
4.wiggle a bit to minimise garden/zip incident
5.aim for the edge of the bowl near the water so others don't hear me using a stall just for a wee
6.shake a bit, finish with tissue
7.use pinky to open the door.
8.wash hands

Sue Pa Key Pa

fermanagh_man wrote: »

How many times do you shake the lad when your done?

I've heard there's a limit

As many as Fr. O'Brien can manage

satguy

Leave the twins alone, I keep them indoors at all times and have as little to do with them as possible.

Two shakes no tissue, with regards to the rest...

Birneybau

Gunslinger92 wrote: »

I love this thread :pac:

You taking the piss?

A Battered Mars Bar

My scrotum droops down to my knee's so I leave them in.

Donald Trump

Deleted User wrote: »

I peed outside in a field many years ago. The grass tickled my lady parts. It was kinda nice and kinda strange.

You think that's nice? Just wait til someones gives you my patented "grab her by the pussy" trademark move :pac:

BattleCorp

I've to pull the trousers and jocks down, lean forward about 45 degrees and then piss. It's because of my small mickey. I'd pi55 on myself if I did it any other way.

Or else I could sit down and pee, but that'd be just weird.

Ted111

Penn wrote: »

Here's another question; you go to the toilet for a p*ss, there are other people in nearby rooms... P*ss around the bowl to minimise noise or directly into the water?

Directly into the water. Accompanied by a few audible sighs and groans of satisfaction.

Autonomous Cowherd

Haha this thread is funny, so I'm following for the badly needed laughs

As a lady, there is one incontestable truth.... The very moment you squat for an open air pee in the middle of the back end of nowhere, a farmer will appear beside you.

pragmatic1

Autonomous Cowherd wrote: »

Haha this thread is funny, so I'm following for the badly needed laughs

As a lady, there is one incontestable truth.... The very moment you squat for an open air pee in the middle of the back end of nowhere, a farmer will appear beside you.

Has that actually happened to you?

Autonomous Cowherd

pragmatic1 wrote: »

Has that actually happened to you?

On countless occasions. I'm a hippy, after all

Temptamperu

I sit down to pee so it all comes out but no-one can see.

pragmatic1

Autonomous Cowherd wrote: »

On countless occasions. I'm a hippy, after all

Ah scarlet for ya. Did you try and make conversation after/during.

gramar

MeatTwoVeg wrote: »

Unbelt, unbutton, remove meat and two veg..

I find it gives me a better empty of the tank.

pragmatic1 wrote: »

Yes that's my feeling to, that it facilitates a more thorough drainage.

You don't store piss in your balls lads.

Penn

Okay, just tried the balls-out method.

Not a fan. Firstly, only got one ball out. Then the band of my boxers was squishing the one left behind. Secondly, getting him back in was unnecessarily troublesome. Bearing in mind, this was all through the fly of my trousers. I think the only way to properly do it might be to fully unbelt, unbutton and let everything loose.

Nah, f*ck that sh*t. That's too much hassle. I'll just air my balls out at home like I normally do.

thelad95

Those who just slip the knob out through the open fly are asking for trouble when putting Roger back in his cage, be it dripping or the dreaded foreskin in zip situation.

Penn

thelad95 wrote: »

Those who just slip the knob out through the open fly are asking for trouble when putting Roger back in his cage, be it dripping or the dreaded foreskin in zip situation.

Nah, sure it has to go back in to the boxers before you zip.