What would happen to Ireland if there was a world war 3?

Airyfairy12

Could Irish people be drafted?

Harry Palmr

To do what? A third world war will be very short.

The King of Moo

No, we're a neutral country. We couldn't be drafted as the military wouldn't be fighting.

Peregrine

We'd all collectively put the kettle on.

Avatar MIA

Harry Palmr wrote: »

To do what? A third world war will be very short.

It'd be over by Christmas :pac:

If anything existed thereafter I doubt concepts like Ireland would exist.

If I survived I'd be whittling a big stick and searching for fist size stones to get ahead of the game for world war IV.

maudgonner

Every house in the country would be turned upside down looking for those feckin iodine tablets.

zl1whqvjs75cdy

We'd probably order a heap of ****e off the Internet as currencies collapsed and retire to the pub until it all blows over.

Roger Mellie Man on the Telly

Remember those snakes that you put at the bottom of doors? Draught proof.

buried

WW3? We're already in it. Its in those President Louise Hopkins threads

Duckworth_Luas

We'd all say, "A draft! Close the feckin door ya gob****e!"

RobertKK

I would buy lots of oats, lots and lots of oats and beans, plus dozens of boxes of tea.
Lots of flour, and have some milk from my own cows.

Food would be my biggest concern.

Just hope we have a prevailing wind to avoid the nuclear fallout.

eyerer

It has occurred to me that, since I don't watch TV, the red buttons could be pressed and I would be blissfully unaware. Right up until I'm vapourized.

Cortina_MK_IV

You'd be given a weapon and then taxed on it.

RobertKK

A new round of iodine tablets distribution would happen.

degsie

WW4.0 would be fought with shticks.

Harry Palmr

It'll be fought with Cockroaches.

Peregrine

maudgonner wrote: »

Every house in the country would be turned upside down looking for those feckin iodine tablets.

I took mine on Wednesday morning.

questionmark?

Only Joan Burton and Cockroaches would be left but somehow the traffic on the M50 would still be bad!

BorneTobyWilde

I can see some country creating a Eutopia before WW3.

eeguy

We'do probably do what we always did.

Say we're supporting the English, but really hoping the Germans give them a hiding.

wakka12

all this ireland in a war stuff is becoming common topic in AH..never gonna happen guys..not in your wildest fantasies

Senna

eyerer wrote: »

It has occurred to me that, since I don't watch TV, the red buttons could be pressed and I would be blissfully unaware. Right up until I'm vapourized.

Don't worry there would be a thread in After Hours about it

The flying mouse

It would awaken a sleeping giant and we would then kick some ass.

blinding

Sex or a wa*k and the clitoris stimulation thingy for the wimmin

darlett

eyerer wrote: »

It has occurred to me that, since I don't watch TV, the red buttons could be pressed and I would be blissfully unaware. Right up until I'm vapourized.

I don't know how you can stay so calm. What if the red button gets pressed when some obscure sport is on BBC and the battery dies and like you can never turn it off? Curling forever? **** that.

It'd be the end of the world.

Edups

darlett wrote: »

I don't know how you can stay so calm. What if the red button gets pressed when some obscure sport is on BBC and the battery dies and like you can never turn it off? Curling forever? **** that.

It'd be the end of the world.

I don't know.... hmm... oh! Plug the ****ing tv out

degsie

Loads of back seat modding as the mods will be either called up or too busy modding the WW3 forum...

Academic

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Away From Home

We're all ****ed if ww3 starts, no electricity, no nothing after a few weeks, cannibalism is the new fad.

degsie

At least we'd stop worrying if we left the immersion on.

foxer3640

We'd be the Irish soccer fans of ww3..... we'd be a right laugh. No one would care if we fought or not