Have you seen my keys?

Super-Rush

I lost my keys in the house over the weekend and i cannot find them anywhere. We've searched every room twice. Looked under and inside the couch, in bins, toilets, dishwashers etc and they are nowhere to be seen.

Have you ever had something vanish on you?

MarkR

Super-Rush wrote: »

I lost my keys in the house over the weekend and i cannot find them anywhere. We've searched every room twice. Looked under and inside the couch, in bins, toilets, dishwashers etc and they are nowhere to be seen.

Have you ever had something vanish on you?

Try the freezer

ThisRegard

Last place you look, that's where they'll be.

HeidiHeidi

Where did you leave them?

dee_mc

How many dishwashers do you have?

Super-Rush

dee_mc wrote: »

How many dishwashers do you have?

7

punisher5112

You have it bad.... Dude where's my car.

Mr.Crinklewood

Donald Trump stole them

my3cents

How do you normally carry your keys OP? In a pocket, in a key fob, clipped to your belt?

btw did you look in the front door, car doors, boot and ignition?

PlainP

You probably binned them. Check before they collect tomorrow!!!

Or hungry pets and children. You will need to check these as well.....

Skatedude

Still in the front door lock?

Needs Must

They could be with my remote control, hasn't been seen in nearly a year. I still light a candle everyday in hope though.

Wabbit Ears

Bin (bathroom, bedroom and kitchen), Jacket pocket, Bathrobe ( I found a blackberry in my bathrobe pocket after 2 years, shows how often I wear it), behind the radiator, behind teh toilet, In your shoes.

Super-Rush

Checked the car, under the seats and in the boot. My last hope is in the wheelie bins. I usually carry them in my hand from the car to the door and leave them on the window ledge by the door.

Ted111

Phone them.

HeidiHeidi

Super-Rush wrote: »

Checked the car, under the seats and in the boot. My last hope is in the wheelie bins. I usually carry them in my hand from the car to the door and leave them on the window ledge by the door.

They were probably fished by a burglar.

Never EVER leave keys beside the front door.

punisher5112

Needs Must wrote: »

They could be with my remote control, hasn't been seen in nearly a year. I still light a candle everyday in hope though.

I feel for you in this time of need. There are people who can help the remote man he appears any time you press all button together.

artanevilla

Say a prayer to St Anthony.

Joe prim

Prayer to St.Anthony (unless you dropped them down the jacks, in which case prayer to St.Jude)


OOps, Snap!

Wabbit Ears

So, when you came home on Friday/last time you used them what distracted you?

frag420

Were you locked when you lost your keys?

Outlaw Pete

Happened me a while back and I turned sofas over, searched under beds, fridges, inside shoes, back of gas boilers, every single inch and eventually I had to arrange for a lock smith to come out to cut the steering lock on the car, replace the keys themselves (as I had no spare) house keys too.. was looking at €400 and as I was waiting for them to arrive the little old lady from down the road knocked on the door and gave them to me. Turns out I had left them sticking in the door the night before and she took them in case some tea leaf took them. That's the closest I ever came to having sex with an old woman.

Stealthfins

You'll find them in the recycling area,they fell in with the rubbish.
Look what you've doing the next time

Barry Badrinath

Are they still in your neighbours bowl?

GLaDOS

Have you tried turning them off and on again?

Super-Rush

Super-Rush wrote: »

Have you ever had something vanish on you?

Never, ever, put anything of value in a 'safe place'. You'll never see it again.

Turtyturd

Well this one time on holiday in Portugal...

Ted111

Control + F

LordSutch

Super-Rush wrote: »

Have you seen my keys?

No.

sorry...

4Ad

Put my spare car key in a safe place, so safe I still cant find it 3 years later !
Lost my motorbike keys, found them in the clothes pegs bag..eventually...

Super-Rush

HeidiHeidi wrote: »

They were probably fished by a burglar.

Never EVER leave keys beside the front door.

We've no letterbox so they would have had to smash the window or kick the door in.

I had them saturday morning when i went for breakfast and had them when i came home. Since then i can't find them and we're not talking about a small bunch either. There's 2 car keys, a house key, 2 big keys for work, two letterbox keys and 3 keyrings.

my3cents

Super-Rush wrote: »

We've no letterbox so they would have had to smash the window or kick the door in.

I had them saturday morning when i went for breakfast and had them when i came home. Since then i can't find them and we're not talking about a small bunch either. There's 2 car keys, a house key, 2 big keys for work, two letterbox keys and 3 keyrings.

Leave them alone long enough and they'll probably breed and the baby keys will come running over the hill to meet you.

Have you taken any clothes to the cleaners, checked the stuff in the laundry basket, and looked at windowsills behind the blinds or curtains?

Super-Rush

Candie wrote: »

Have you taken any clothes to the cleaners, checked the stuff in the laundry basket, and looked at windowsills behind the blinds or curtains?

Checked all those places. Under beds, outside, in the fireplace, in the cats litter trays. I don't think theres anywhere else i can look.

PARlance

Would a set of keys survive a house fire?

evolving_doors

Have you checked everywhere?

PlainP

You need to recreate what you did on Saturday. So try remembering exactly the steps you took when you came home.

Ted111

Never. Ever. ..I mean ALWAYS

Stigura

Probably won't help in this case, OP. But; When ever I misplace or drop something and can't find it? I search with the aid of a torch. It's amazing how a bit of shadow can hide something from ye eyes.

CFlat

They're not in the letterbox by any chance.

SEPT 23 1989

I presume you have prayed to St Anthony before you started this thread

Bigus

Get a code lock , never lose keys again.

Super-Rush

Super-Rush wrote: »

Checked all those places. Under beds, outside, in the fireplace, in the cats litter trays. I don't think theres anywhere else i can look.

There is a logical explanation. It just hasn't emerged yet, but it will.

Once you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, no matter how improbable, must be the truth.

Sir Arthur Conan Doyle

PARlance

PlainP wrote: »

You need to recreate what you did on Saturday. So try remembering exactly the steps you took when you came home.

Go for brunch at half 7 on a Thursday evening? Time for a Plan B

Ted111

Let's apply some logic.
If they were in your house saturday morning and are now not there. And you missus isn't fcking with you. Then someone or something else moved them. Human, animal or ghost. If your house is not haunted then it must be a creature. Posum or a Magpie.

Logically a Magpie has stolen your keys. Statistically if you don't get them back in 24 hours you won't see them again.

darlett

The problem is you were wearing your weekend relax pants. Not your Sunday finest and not your work pants neither. So they are in them WRP pockets. But where are they? Still on the floor within the shadow of your bed?

Wabbit Ears

or your hoodie. Damn pockets in hoodies!!

evolving_doors

This thread is like 'I found a safe'....but the opposite.

Have you tried going on Ray D'Arcy Op?

cailin8

check the weird storage space on the dash of the car that never closes right so you end up never opening it. Not that I found my lost driving licence there today three months late or anything...

crosstownk

I've found lots of missing things (money, phone, keys) trapped either down the side of a car seat or under the seat. Money often gets caught between the seat and the backrest. I found over €12 in coins one day under the drivers seat.

I had a remote control go missing for over 3 years and I found it one day lodged in the deep recesses of my couch that I'd searched a hundred times previously.

foggy_lad

Super-Rush wrote: »

We've no letterbox so they would have had to smash the window or kick the door in.

I had them saturday morning when i went for breakfast and had them when i came home. Since then i can't find them and we're not talking about a small bunch either. There's 2 car keys, a house key, 2 big keys for work, two letterbox keys and 3 keyrings.

Did you drive or walk to breakfast? or more specifically did you drive there and walk back? would you have left them in the breakfast place and someone let you in the door when you got back home?