Would you rather:

Commotion Ocean

I thought me might start a thread of which would you prefer. Answer the previous poster by quoting them and then post a question of your own.

Just a bit of fun:

I'll get the ball rolling.

Would you rather have telepathy or telekinesis?

Archeron

Telekinesis, get loads of building work done at home.

If you could be anybody for a day, who would it be?

PARlance

Archeron wrote: »

If you could be anybody for a day, who would it be?

Someone who grasped the concept of this thread.

Archeron

Doh...

nkav86

Archeron wrote:

If you could be anybody for a day, who would it be?

An attractive person

James Bond Junior

Would you rather the ability to fly or to be invisible?

Commotion Ocean

James Bond Junior wrote: »

Would you rather the ability to fly or to be invisible?

The ability to fly

Would you rather have everyone believe everything you say or know when someone is lying without fail

Olishi4

dfeo wrote: »

The ability to fly

Would you rather have everyone believe everything you say or know when someone is lying without fail

Know when someone is lying

Hiccups constantly or eye twitching every few seconds?

maudgonner

Olishi4 wrote: »

Know when someone is lying

Hiccups constantly or eye twitching every few seconds?

Eye twitching. Hiccups are bloody exhausting.

Would you rather walk on a floor that's covered in ants or walk through a room that's filled with cobwebs?

mahamageehad

maudgonner wrote: »

Eye twitching. Hiccups are bloody exhausting.

Would you rather walk on a floor that's covered in ants or walk through a room that's filled with cobwebs?

Cobwebs every time.
Would you rather be too hot or too cold?

qo2cj1dsne8y4k

That depends. In actual climate then I'd rather be too cold.
If it's artificial heat, too warm.

Would you rather:
Give up sex or alcohol

Penny Tration

LexieOnRale wrote: »

That depends. In actual climate then I'd rather be too cold.
If it's artificial heat, too warm.

Would you rather:
Give up sex or alcohol

Easy, alcohol!


Would you rather:


Eat a Carolina Reaper or eat a spider?

Mena

Alcohol, no question.

Would you rather be rich or good looking (like amazing).

Senna

Mena wrote: »

Would you rather be rich or good looking (like amazing).

Rich

Would you rather live life as dog or a cat?

Billy86

Senna wrote: »

Rich

Would you rather live life as dog or a cat?

Cat, much more freedom.

Would you rather live live in a rolled up newspaper or an old septic tank?

Melisandre121

Billy86 wrote: »

Cat, much more freedom.

Would you rather live live in a rolled up newspaper or an old septic tank?

Rolled up newspaper sounds oddly comfy..

Would you rather walk in on your parents having sex or have your parents walk in on you having sex?

qo2cj1dsne8y4k

Em, I think I'd be scarred for life after either of those scenarios. I think though, for the sake of this game, I'd rather be walked in on because holy sh1tballs, the other option is not something I want to think about




Would you rather:
Being drowned or being in a fire?

Senna

LexieOnRale wrote: »

Would you rather:
Being drowned or being in a fire?

Drowned I suppose

Urban or Rural?

kowloon

Senna wrote: »

Rich

Would you rather live life as dog or a cat?

Rural

Would you rather lose an arm or both legs?

jcsoulinger

kowloon wrote: »

Rural

Would you rather lose an arm or both legs?

Easy arms got to go,

Would you rather have to go number 2 every 15 minutes from the moment you wake to the moment you fall asleep or sh1t yourself as soon as you nod off every time.

Sir Gallagher

jcsoulinger wrote: »

Easy arms got to go,

Would you rather have to go number 2 every 15 minutes from the moment you wake to the moment you fall asleep or sh1t yourself as soon as you nod off every time.

****e in my sleep everytime.

Would you rather walk into a celtic bar with Freddie Adair or Free tickets to An Evening with Twink?

john the one

Sir Gallagher wrote: »

****e in my sleep everytime.

Would you rather walk into a celtic bar with Freddie Adair or Free tickets to An Evening with Twink?

Freddie Adair.

Would you rather **** in an empty kettle that is turned on and have to stay in the room while it heats or lick a dildo you found in a male public toilet?

gramar

john the one wrote: »

Freddie Adair.

Would you rather **** in an empty kettle that is turned on and have to stay in the room while it heats or lick a dildo you found in a male public toilet?

Pass the Morphy Richards.

Would you rather make tea in the same kettle or stir it with the dildo?

Winterlong

Stir with the dildo (but not drink the tea).

Would you rather have an arm or a leg amputated?

gramar

Winterlong wrote: »

Stir with the dildo (but not drink the tea).

Would you rather have an arm or a leg amputated?

A leg.

Would you prefer to eat chewing gum or smoke a cigarette butt off the footpath?

Winterlong

Smoke the butt.

Would you rather lick a mouse or lick a tramps arse?

gramar

Winterlong wrote: »

Smoke the butt.

Would you rather lick a mouse or lick a tramps arse?

I'd eat the mouse before I'd do that.

Would you prefer to wear real animal fur or go cold?

Shenshen

gramar wrote: »

I'd eat the mouse before I'd do that.

Would you prefer to wear real animal fur or go cold?

Go cold.
Would you rather go on a cycle tour in Ireland, or hiking in Irak?

Day Lewin

Definitely wear the fur. (If I found the animal dead & didnt have to kill it myself)

Rather be blind or deaf?

eviltwin

50% smarter vs 50% more attractive

Which do you choose?

Rubberlegs

katemarch wrote: »

Definitely wear the fur. (If I found the animal dead & didnt have to kill it myself)

Rather be blind or deaf?

I'd rather be deaf.

If you could time travel one time only, would you go back to the past, or into the future?

Fuzzytrooper

73Cat wrote: »

I'd rather be deaf.

If you could time travel one time only, would you go back to the past, or into the future?

Past.

Would you rather stay crunchy while in milk, or stay milky while in crunch?
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Bonus points to whoever gets the reference.

BrokenArrows

73Cat wrote: »

I'd rather be deaf.

If you could time travel one time only, would you go back to the past, or into the future?

The past. Lotto winning time.

Would you rather get all your toes broken with a hammer or have one finger cut off.

gramar

BrokenArrows wrote: »

The past. Lotto winning time.

Would you rather get all your toes broken with a hammer or have one finger cut off.

Finger.

Would you prefer to be 4ft tall or 8ft tall?

Wichita Lineman

4ft tall, I'm short anyway.


Would you rather be

Donald Trumps wife or Bill Clinton?

OldGoat

8Ft.

Would you rather have "Sooner" rather than "Rather"?

gramar

Wichita Lineman wrote: »

4ft tall, I'm short anyway.


Would you rather be

Donald Trumps wife or Bill Clinton?

Donald Trumps wife...love him to be grabbing my pussy all day.

OldGoat wrote: »

8Ft.

Would you rather have "Sooner" rather than "Rather"?

Rather.

Would you rather and hour of Coldplay or 5 minutes of nails on a blackboard?

Wichita Lineman

I'd risk Coldplay but it's not probably not much different!

Would you rather have

a large garden but live near a railway

or

a tiny garden but peace and quiet?

gramar

Wichita Lineman wrote: »

I'd risk Coldplay but it's not probably not much different!

Would you rather have

a large garden but live near a railway

or

a tiny garden but peace and quiet?

Live near a railway.

Live near a murderer or a rapist?

OldNotWIse

gramar wrote: »

Live near a railway.

Live near a murderer or a rapist?

A rapist - rather be raped than murdered.

Would you rather live forever or be allowed to live your life once over knowing everything you know now?

Father Hernandez

Would you rather fight 1 horse sized duck or 50 duck sized horses?

Winterlong

Would rather live my live once over. Living forever would get wild boring.

Rather share a room with a Snorer or a Sleep talker?

Colser

Winterlong wrote:

Rather share a room with a Snorer or a Sleep talker?

A talker.
Rather come back as a woman or a man?

gramar

Colser wrote: »

A talker.
Rather come back as a woman or a man?

As a man I don't want my come back.

3 years in jail or a month a year in jail for the rest of your life?

Colser

gramar wrote:

3 years in jail or a month a year in jail for the rest of your life?

Month a year would probably be shorter for me.

One lifelong love or lots of short term affairs?

hairyslug

Colser wrote: »

Month a year would probably be shorter for me.

One lifelong love or lots of short term affairs?

Life long

Bald or ginger

5rtytry56

Life Bald.

Trump or Clinton :no cop out: why?

Wichita Lineman

Clinton. He's a boll*x.

Would you rather see your county win an All Ireland Football Final or an All Ireland Hurling Final ?

Winterlong

Football.

Would you rather they re-open the Trivial annoyance thread, or leave it closed?

gramar

Winterlong wrote: »

Football.

Would you rather they re-open the Trivial annoyance thread, or leave it closed?

It's closed!? Open it.

Would you prefer to clean up someone elses shít or puke?

Winterlong

Winterlong wrote: »

Football.

Would you rather they re-open the Trivial annoyance thread, or leave it closed?

I would rather they reopen it.

Would you rather be a benign dictator with great wealth or a lunatic prime minister with great power?