How many Kids do you have?

mansize

Just wondering boardsies, are there many breeders among us?

Me, 0.

NIMAN

Too many.

For Forks Sake

Two, last time I checked.

KERSPLAT!

Just the one

GLaDOS

None that I know of

seenitall

KERSPLAT! wrote: »

Just the one

Same here, one. That I know of.

(Just a joke on the last part, I'm female )

GeneralVanilla

Zero.

But millions of potentials swimming around in the tanks.

Tigger

one
If you have more than one they fight and you have to pick a favourite so I reccomend haveing one

El Weirdo

Three of the little buggers.

darkpagandeath

Can we skip and just say I have 17 children on the scratch and go on 13 holidays a year from all the money ?

May or may not be true......

Tigger

El Weirdo wrote: »

Three of the little buggers.

Is the youngest or the oldest your favourite ?

mansize

Yeah at 35 my biological clock is ticking, but Rod Stuart is still waving his baby dust around...

Gatling

No kids but I've several trolls on here if that helps .

mansize

darkpagandeath wrote: »

Can we skip and just say I have 17 children on the scratch and go on 13 holidays a year from all the money ?

May or may not be true......

I take it you leave the kids at home in the caravan???

Mr. FoggPatches

6.
But when I get a job and can afford it, I'll have another few.

mansize

I might get a few and sell them to the nuns... their supply has been running low

Cee-Jay-Cee

Hang on to I go and check











Just two. I'm nearly sure we had more but can't find them so I must have dreamed it.

mahamageehad

Null. And I'm wired to make sure that doesn't change anytime soon!!

El Weirdo

Tigger wrote: »

Is the youngest or the oldest your favourite ?

Do I look like Meryl fucking Streep?

stimpson

I think it's important to have kids at an early age.

You never know when you might need a kidney.

Paullimerick

Got 4 of them

Witchie

Not sure that my 21 and 18 year old sons would consider themselves kids but they will always be my babies.

osarusan

My wife Francis delivered fourteen babies. Seven of them made it. My daughter Rose lives with me. Francis died in '81.

When my kids were real little I used to play a game with them. I'd give each one of 'em a stick and, one for each one of 'em, then I'd say, 'You break that.' Course they could real easy. Then I'd say, 'Tie them sticks in a bundle and try to break that.' Course they couldn't. Then I'd say, "That bundle... that's family."

Rented Mule

We've got three.

One of each.

FrKurtFahrt

I'm the father of 3 children, one of each.

Elliott S

Zero-ty. And I'm taking medication that shuts down my oestrogen production and I also am running out of time, so zero-ty it shall remain. But I didn't have the maternal gene anyway, the broodiness never hit me. So it's not a tragedy.

Pinch Flat

Have a 10 year old son. He's good fun and I love him to bits. Would have loved a brother or sister for him, but nature said otherwise.

CFlat

I've no children and it's one of the biggest regrets of my life.

Shint0

Does having a cat who acts like a rebellious teenager and talks back count? If not then the answer is zero.

corner of hells

Two.. but I think theres more in house judging by the way food disappears and the amount clothes,trainers and football boots there is.

Turtyturd

2 and 1 on the way.

Also have to laugh at the OP's use of the term 'breeders' considering he's to first to get offended at stuff like that.

MEGA BRO WOLF 5000

None. Because dogs are way better than children.

Tigger

El Weirdo wrote: »

Do I look like Meryl fucking Streep?

I don't get the reference

Tigger

The Honey Monster wrote: »

None. Because dogs are way better than children.

both have their merits
I've three dogs and I've had 6 dogs altogether

Tigger

CFlat wrote: »

I've no children and it's one of the biggest regrets of my life.

My friend fosters kids
He and his wife have their own kids but they find it very rewarding

LordSutch

2.4

The flying mouse

Four.

Leogirl

Just the one. Would love another.

degsie

3.1415927. They all love pie.

Buona Fortuna

Cripes. I always imagined that most people on here were teenage trolls

Over 20 years with my wife.

Kid not yet 2.

Of COURSE she's spoiled!

andekwarhola

8

mahamageehad

Buona Fortuna wrote: »

Cripes. I always imagined that most people on here were teenage trolls

Nah, the age spread is pretty wide here, lots of people "grew up" here and have been on the site for years either reading or posting. The teenagers are too busy on Reddit, Tumblr, Snapchat and in the YouTube comments section! :P

Galwayguy35

None, and at 41 and still single I think that's the way it will stay.

The old man was a pensioner by the time I was 9 so being an old dad ain't ideal.

Badly Drunk Boy

I don't know why but I didn't think the After Hours parenthood percentage would be over 50%.

I've none, and I'd say that's how it'll stay at this stage.

Tigger wrote: »

one
If you have more than one they fight and you have to pick a favourite so I reccomend haveing one

So we definitely know who your least favourite is, then...

Tigger wrote: »

I don't get the reference

I'm sure it's a reference to Sophie's Choice, where Meryl Streep had to pick which of her two children got her last Rolo.

(Or which child the Nazis would kill, and which would be sent to a concentration camp.)

No kids and three money

Call me Al

Two little boys .. and I wish we had another one.
That's what happens when you're older having a family I suppose.

FURET

One and contemplating a second.

rainbow kirby

One very cute little boy.

Winterlong

rainbow kirby wrote: »

One very cute little boy.

Same here. Would not want another one (aka - I am worn out).

Pherekydes

4, 6, 7 or 8, depending on who or how you count.

4 with the current wife. 6 biological children. 1 step child (or 2).

Now grandchildren, that's another interesting Q. Do I count the estranged red-headed stepchild's children? Answer could be 1, 2, 3, 7 or 8.