The Late Late Show September 16th 2016

Skid X

Hello again, lets see who got the call up for tonight's Late Late Show ...



Bear Grylls - you know, the Survivalist Adventurer lad who does be going all over the World telling you how not to die when you end up in hostile territory. He did a show with Barack Obama a while back. This bit was prerecorded earlier


Jane Seymour - The third wife of Henry VIII who died of natural causes (yeah right :rolleyes:) in 1536 but later went on play Dr Quinn Medicine Woman and did lots of Hollywood films. She is in the new series Hooten and The Lady, coming soon to Sky One. She is looking well considering she must be 507 by now.


Anna May McHugh The Woman who organises the Ploughing Match is back on the LLS and she's brought along Ivan Scott The World Record Sheep Shearer. Sure it will get you warmed up for Tullamore next week.


Enda O'Coineen is on. Who's he? I hear you say. Well, he's a an entrepreneur who will be taking part in the Vendée Globe, a single-handed non-stop race around the world. It's not easy to sail around the world, I think they should be allowed to use both hands.


BP Fallon will appear. He's one of them people who is famous and a buddy of lots of famous people but you're not really sure what he does. In fairness, the first line on his website says "who the f*** is BP Fallon?" so he isn't totally unaware of that. It goes on to drop a tankload of famous names http://www.bpfallon.com/about/


Music from Classical Duo Vladimir and Anton and from popular Country Music Singer Michael English


It says here John Halligan TD was meant to be on, but he pulled. Sure he might change his mind again, he never seems sure if he is in or out. There may be some kind of filler panel chat with whoever's hanging around the canteen instead, you know yourself.


Well, that's all I have. Here's a bit of Tom and Jerry to keep you going until 9.35 tonight. [Spike the dog appears in it, just to keep the Doggeh people onside]

Ol' Donie

Super OP, Skid. Super OP.

I've a good feeling about this show.

(But seriously who the flip is BP Fallon? One of them horse racing fellas?)

Skid X

Ol' Donie wrote: »

Supe OP, Skid. Super OP.

I've a good feeling about this show.

(But seriously who the flip is BP Fallon? One of them horse racing fellas?)

Cheers Donie,

Here's that BP Fallon Bio in full. Don't drink every time he name drops or you won't make it to dinner time ...



http://www.bpfallon.com/about/

BP Fallon’s first record was produced by Jack White – Mr White’s idea – and the 45 is available on JW’s record label Third Man Record (TMR 022). The spoken-word piece ‘Fame #9’ is backed by ‘BP Fallon Interview By Jack White’ and the BP Fallon/Aaron Lee Tasjan song ‘I Believe In Elvis Presley’ on which JW III plays the sexiest bottleneck guitar.
Strangely strange but oddly normal.

BP Fallon is to rock’n’roll what a stamp is to an envelope. Submerged in music all his life. Irish. Discjockey on the radio since 17 years old. Photographer and writer.
Rock’n’roll sage. Publicist to Led Zeppelin and T.Rex and Tone Loc. Played tom toms on Whole Lotta Love live, described by Marc Bolan as “Purple browed Beep” in the T.Rex hit Telegram Sam.

No spring chicken, this creature has traversed rainbows.
Mimed bass guitar with John Lennon on Top Of The Pops, worked at The Beatles’ Apple Records where one of his jobs was testing Paul McCartney’s grass.
Press Officer at the infant Island Records, representing Traffic, Joe Cocker, Free, King Crimson and Jimmy Cliff.

Among the backing vocalists on U2′s Pride (In The Name Of Love). Helped Bob Geldof become a pop star and Ian Dury become a Blockhead.
Managed Johnny Thunders and played harmonica on the Johnny Thunders album So Alone alongside Phil Lynott, Steve Marriott and Steve Jones and Paul Cook of The Sex Pistols.
Has photographed everyone from Jerry Lee Lewis to Public Enemy, Emmylou Harris to Iggy Pop.

Author of three best-selling books – words and photography – including U2 Faraway So Close, his adventures when he joined U2 on their legendary global Zoo TV tour where his credentials read ‘DJ, Guru And Viber’, deejaying live to 1.8 million people. Wrote, presented and with Bill Kates produced the U2 Zoo Radio CD, broadcast in US on 600 radio stations and in Europe by the BBC.

Presented ABC TV’s In Concert, hosted and DJed ABC TV’s New Year Special featuring Keith Richards.
The two Jack White-directed videos for the Dead Weather single ‘I Cut Like A Buffalo’ – filmed at Third Man Records in Nashville – contain cameos by BPF.
Has DJed live with The Kills and My Bloody Valentine and now it’s BP Fallon & The Bandits time
He lives in New York.

Described in Hammer Of The Gods as “a visionary imp”, described by Vogue magazine as “a gentle wispy sorcerer”, described by Bono as ” a rock’n’roll creature. The only white black man I know apart from Bob Dylan”.
King Boogaloo, The Duke Of Earl, BP Fallon.
Still Legal.

Ol' Donie

He can add "Enemy of Ol' Donie" to that.

He's annoying me already this lad.

PeterTheNinth

Ol' Donie wrote: »

(But seriously who the flip is BP Fallon? One of them horse racing fellas?)

He's sort of like the Irish Forest Gump. You see a load of photos of him with famous people and wonder, "how in god's name did this gobsh1te get into the same photo with somebody famous?".

brian_t

Skid X wrote: »

she's brought along Ivan Scott The World Record Sheep Shearer.

She is bringing along someone else too.

grey_so_what

PeterTheNinth wrote: »

He's sort of like the Irish Forest Gump. You see a load of photos of him with famous people and wonder, "how in god's name did this gobsh1te get into the same photo with somebody famous?".

Spot on Peter, I remember him posing around Dublin in my hayday, always pontificating in the Hotpres in some "insightful" interview. Reminds me of that "Googie" fella who is always posing as King Bono's bestie....

Used to have a greasy ponytail, all hair down his back none on his head...



PS That's a great op Skid!

sligojoek

I hold the dubious honour of being told to fuck off by BP and Ronnie Drew on the same night.

Welsh Megaman

Confirmed on the news that John Halligan has pulled out of tonight's show - who will replace him?

Al Porter hasn't been on for a while

Skid X

brian_t wrote: »

She is bringing along someone else too.

Chris! What have they done to him.

When you compare it with what he looked like last year It's like two completely different sheep!

grey_so_what

sligojoek wrote: »

I hold the dubious honour of being told to fuck off by BP and Ronnie Drew on the same night.

Now I'm definitely buying you a pint sligo!!.......:D:D:D



I should probably add that Ronnie Drew more or less told me to do the same!!!!

Atlantic Dawn

Welsh Megaman wrote: »

Confirmed on the news that John Halligan has pulled out of tonight's show - who will replace him?

Al Porter hasn't been on for a while

Michelle Mulherin would be the ideal guest to replace him, she's probably up in Dublin anyways looking for those tickets she's "entitled" to :pac:

sligojoek

grey_so_what wrote: »

Now I'm definitely buying you a pint sligo!!.......:D:D:D



I should probably add that Ronnie Drew more or less told me to do the same!!!!

I told Ronnie that I thought Luke Kelly was a far better singer than he ever was.

He said, "It's a good job I'm not depending on cnts like you to make a living."

Red Kev

When Father Jack says "How did that gob****e get on the television" , he was referring to BP Fallon. A man so far up his own arse he can taste his own tonsils.

Minor trivia: I own a car that Ronnie Drew owned new.

sligojoek

Atlantic Dawn wrote: »

Michelle Mulherin would be the ideal guest to replace him, she's probably up in Dublin anyways looking for those tickets she's "entitled" to :pac:

You'd think someone of her stature would be able to source tickets in Mayo.

On the Friday before the hurling final I got a call from a friend here, asking had I any connections in Tipp that could sort two tickets. Within half an hour I got him two tickets less than 10 miles from Sligo. I'm not a politition, nor am I in a GAA club.

LynnGrace

grey_so_what wrote: »

Spot on Peter, I remember him posing around Dublin in my hayday, always pontificating in the Hotpres in some "insightful" interview. Reminds me of that "Googie" fella who is always posing as King Bono's bestie....

Used to have a greasy ponytail, all hair down his back none on his head...



PS That's a great op Skid!

This made me laugh ! That's exactly how I remember him too. He was always up his own a*se, IMO.

Great OP Skid. I will watch Tom and Jerry instead though

Say Your Number

Looking at that news report whose looking forward to Up For The Match

Welsh Megaman

Evening all!

Found my friend Jack hiding under my heart-shaped bed in the boudoir...

Autosport

Evening all, Auto is not feeling the best so be gentle with my Tubs tonight

PeterTheNinth

I have my NCT in the morning, and I can't find my Vehicle Registration Certificiate...

*takes a glass from WMM and knocks it back.... and continues searching*

grey_so_what

Say Your Number wrote: »

Looking at that news report whose looking forward to Up For The Match

I'm going to see a hockey load of neighbours who will throw me evil glances and snide remarks for the rest of the year if Dublin win......:rolleyes:

PeterTheNinth

And there's Bear Gryllis fee for his appearance.

Autosport

I wouldn't be a fan of Bear

Ol' Donie

Autosport wrote: »

I wouldn't be a fan of Bear

Woah, for a sec I read that as Beer.

Thought you were a big weirdo.

grey_so_what

Good evening LLS Boardies!!

It's a bit much for Bear to helicopter into Montrose, he's taking the bus strike to the extremes.....

I wouldn't be a fan, more of a David Attenborough fan myself...

PeterTheNinth

If he thought drinking his own p1ss was bad, wait til he gets a load of Tubridy.

Autosport

Ol' Donie wrote: »

Woah, for a sec I read that as Beer.

Thought you were a big weirdo.

Not a fan of beer either, I don't drink alcohol


Ya loveable rogue

grey_so_what

He's dressed like a waiter....

TheRiverman

Watching The Great British Bake Off :An Extra Slice.Monica Galetti is one of the panelists.Yum Yum.

Ol' Donie

Pfft. Helicopter me hole.

Try survive Ryanair if you want discomfort.

sligojoek

PeterTheNinth wrote: »

I have my NCT in the morning, and I can't find my Vehicle Registration Certificiate...

*takes a glass from WMM and knocks it back.... and continues searching*

I thought you were off it.

grey_so_what

Autosport wrote: »

Not a fan of beer either, I don't drink alcohol

Don't worry Auto, stick around here, by Christmas you'll be behind the couch with the rest of us!;)

Ol' Donie

Autosport wrote: »

Not a fan of beer either, I don't drink alcohol


Ya loveable rogue

*blushes*

Aw, shucks.

I am loveable.

Welsh Megaman

Autosport wrote: »

I wouldn't be a fan of Bear

What about Bear Cubbeh?

Ol' Donie

Heh, what did he say about the magic of it being live?

This is pre recorded, right? (Well, it's hardly future recorded).

PeterTheNinth

The fupping size of yer man!!! :eek::eek:

I'd fancy him against a real bear

sligojoek

Autosport wrote: »

Evening all, Auto is not feeling the best so be gentle with my Tubs tonight

Still smarting after the All Ireland?

grey_so_what

He fights sharks and snakes, we give him boy scouts....

xii

Sarah nearly broke her face

sligojoek

PeterTheNinth wrote: »

The fupping size of yer man!!! :eek::eek:

I'd fancy him against a real bear

Send him down to Dromahair. (Reference to Darcy's sh1te on the wireless during the week.)

thelad95

Did anyone notice the camera panning wrongly to the two random lads with their hands up?

grey_so_what

The thing that gets me, he's all alone in the jungle and he has hoards of people with him...

PeterTheNinth

sligojoek wrote: »

I thought you were off it.

I am Joe, but I had to drop back a laptop to somebody today, and the place where I parked was right beside the Off License. So I said "ah, I'll just get two cans for tonight".




















and came out with

Welsh Megaman

Imagine the Secret Service pouncing on Bear when he gives Obama wild berries to eat.

PeterTheNinth

He certainly got the right spice girl that day. I'd say there would have been some chance of Victoria saving his life.

grey_so_what

That's just gross, what "celebs" have to do for money.....

xii

Mel P

Ol' Donie

Isn't that jellyfish p*ss stuff an absolute myth?

Like, sea water is better?

Autosport

sligojoek wrote: »

Still smarting after the All Ireland?

The ladies won both finals :P

Welsh Megaman

Zig a zig aaaaaaah!

Ol' Donie

grey_so_what wrote: »

The thing that gets me, he's all alone in the jungle and he has hoards of people with him...

How dangerous and isolated can it be if you have a bleedin camera team with you?