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If you owned a pub...

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  • 25-08-2016 4:40pm
    #1
    py2006
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    ...what would you call it?

    I'd love to think of really fun, unique name that everybody remembers and thinks of. Perhaps call it, "Down the Local" or "The Pig n' Sh1t".

    Also, would it be a quiet country pub or a busy city pub? Would you go for the old traditional style pub with lots of wood and American registration plates above the bar or the modern, bright pub?

    Decor of a pub is very important to me, it needs to be cosy yet pleasing to the eye.

    There is a great little 'old west' type pub in New Mexico called 'No Scum Allowed Saloon' which I would love to visit. :D


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    Boom_Bap
    Moderators, Music Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 25,730 Mod ✭✭✭✭Boom_Bap


    The Pub.


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    #3
    Timberrrrrrrr
    Registered Users Posts: 25,435 ✭✭✭✭Timberrrrrrrr


    Butter vouchers accepted



    (You young uns won't get that)


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    #4
    BrokenArrows
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    The Office or The Gym.


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    BrokenArrows
    Registered Users Posts: 7,500 ✭✭✭BrokenArrows


    Somewhere.


    "Hey Jim, Do you want to go to Somewhere for a pint?"
    "do you mean somewhere or Somewhere?"
    "Somewhere"
    "With a capital S?"
    "Yes".


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    PirateShampoo
    Registered Users Posts: 4,406 ✭✭✭PirateShampoo


    Beer Goggles


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    [Deleted User]
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    The Last Resort, and it has a big open fire and lots of nooks and crannies and a Wurlitzer jukebox, and most importantly of all, no television.


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    whiskeyman
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    'Whiskeyman's emporium of good beer and fun times'


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    #9
    jamesbere
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    Not Tonight


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    TaosHum
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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IYMbHUva38w


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    BrokenArrows
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    Boards should crowd fund and buy a bar and it should be called "After Hours".


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    whiskeyman
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    BrokenArrows wrote: »
    Boards should crowd fund and buy a bar and it should be called "After Hours".


    If the mods are bouncers, the place is likely to be empty...



    :pac:


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    #13
    Olishi4
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    The Lock Inn


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    Stigura
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    BrokenArrows wrote: »
    Somewhere.

    Once upon a time, I knew a night club called " Some Place Else ".

    True story.


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    XR3i
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    free beer for everybody oviously


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    Moo Moo Land
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    BrokenArrows wrote: »
    The Office

    Salthill in Galway has a lovely pub called The Office.


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    BrokenArrows
    Registered Users Posts: 7,500 ✭✭✭BrokenArrows


    whiskeyman wrote: »
    If the mods are bouncers, the place is likely to be empty...



    :pac:

    The bouncers will be armed with Ban sticks.


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    hairyprincess
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    BrokenArrows wrote: »
    Somewhere.


    "Hey Jim, Do you want to go to Somewhere for a pint?"
    "do you mean somewhere or Somewhere?"
    "Somewhere"
    "With a capital S?"
    "Yes".

    There's a restaurant in Kusadasi called Somewhere Else. Oh what fun we had torturing the kids every night they would ask where we were going for dinner :pac:


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    XR3i
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    Moo Moo Land wrote: »
    Salthill in Galway has a lovely pub called The Office.


    haha, i used to love that prank in the olden days, " where are you"? in the office, skulling pints of guinness


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    qo2cj1dsne8y4k
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    There was a club in mullingar called bed


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    #21
    smash
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    Tipsy McShítface's house of fun.


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    #22
    jimgoose
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    Ilkley Moor Bar t'At.



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    #23
    Lux23
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    Me and my partner had our pub for a while, it had a crap name!


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    Nervous Wreck
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    Lux23 wrote: »
    Me and my partner had our pub for a while, it had a crap name!

    Thanks for stoppin' by, Lux.


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    #25
    riffmongous
    Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 12,634 Mod ✭✭✭✭riffmongous


    I can't believe no one has suggested Free the Paedos yet


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    DEFTLEFTHAND
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    I would love to have a little private members drinking club. Something like the Drones gentlemen's club in the PG Wodehouse novels.


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    Boom_Bap
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    Coppers 2.0


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    Akrasia
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    I'd call my pub 'Jim's Plaice'

    And I'd probably have to sell fish


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    #29
    Hoop66
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    Evildrome Boozarama


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    #30
    flended12
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    The Cock N Cider

    Every hours a happy hour!


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    pumpkin4life
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    Free the Paedos


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