Skid Marks

mud

I always believed that skid marks were the province of young children and the elderly, however, the scales have fallen from my eyes after a visit with a friend.

She was sorting out laundry while we were chatting and I couldn't help but notice actual sh1t on some underwear.

Before I could stop myself I exclaimed "wtf is that"? And she just laughed and said: "oh that's x, I'm always washing his underpants, ha ha, men!". I asked her if he had some kind of medical condition and she said no, most men leave skids.

Now, I've lived with several men over the years, family, friends, lovers and strangers and I've never seen skids on their clothes.

How the hell can someone be so unclean as to leave enough faeces on their bum-bum that it transfers to their clothing which then needs to be steeped and scrubbed before washing?

Am I very innocent in that I find that unacceptable? That I would be long gone if anyone hale and hearty left themselves and their clothes in that condition?

What even causes them? Is it not wiping your arse properly or wtf?

My friend reckons they are common, that her Da and brothers always had skid marks.

I'm sickened and freaked out.

TLDR Are skids as common as my friend seems to think or does she just know filthy people?

Allinall

mud wrote: »

I always believed that skid marks were the province of young children and the elderly, however, the scales have fallen from my eyes after a visit with a friend.

She was sorting out laundry while we were chatting and I couldn't help but notice actual sh1t on some underwear.

Before I could stop myself I exclaimed "wtf is that"? And she just laughed and said: "oh that's x, I'm always washing his underpants, ha ha, men!". I asked her if he had some kind of medical condition and she said no, most men leave skids.

Now, I've lived with several men over the years, family, friends, lovers and strangers and I've never seen skids on their clothes.

How the hell can someone be so unclean as to leave enough faeces on their bum-bum that it transfers to their clothing which then needs to be steeped and scrubbed before washing?

Am I very innocent in that I find that unacceptable? That I would be long gone if anyone hale and hearty left themselves and their clothes in that condition?

What even causes them? Is it not wiping your arse properly or wtf?

My friend reckons they are common, that her Da and brothers always had skid marks.

I'm sickened and freaked out.

TLDR Are skids as common as my friend seems to think or does she just know filthy people?

It'll be grand when the premiership starts up in a couple of weeks.

You'll have something important to talk to your friends about, and your current problem will pale into insignificance .

On the hole, I think you're over thinking things.

s4uv3

No nono no no.
Her fella has a problem.

I've lived with family, friends, boyfriends, and now my husband. Never ever ever seen skid marks on jocks or knickers.

Duggy747

Just use a breadknife to scrape them off like burnt bits off toast

razorblunt

Allinall wrote: »

On the hole, I think you're over thinking things.

What you did there, I see it.

Your Face

So what's the point of this thread again?

TSMGUY

this thread is a skid mark on the internet. I mean I've seen some stupid ****ing topics in my time but skid marks????????? Hold this L.

me_irl

Yeah, that man needs to see his GP.

FizzleSticks

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TSMGUY

LOL and the OP's name is Mud. I'm dying:D:D:D:D:D

Agricola

Outside the gentle environs of AH, there are people for which personal hygiene is not a huge deal. BO, failing to wash hands after trips to the toilet, skid marks, it's all out there lads. Careful now.

TSMGUY

Agricola wrote: »

Outside the gentle environs of AH, there are people for which personal hygiene is not a huge deal. BO, failing to wash hands after trips to the toilet, skid marks, it's all out there lads. Careful now.

I've seen some shameless bastards not wash their hands in restrooms. Goddamn despicable.

Maximus Alexander

Are you not supposed to wipe your arse with your underwear? What other possible reason would there be for wearing them??

TSMGUY

Maximus Alexander wrote: »

Are you not supposed to wipe your arse with your underwear? What other possible reason would there be for wearing them??

:eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:

The Bishop Basher

It takes a a lot to gross me out.

Well done OP...

You have just succeeded...

And NO... Skid marks are not normal...

At least I hope they're not...

Someone needs a trip to the arse doctor..

passremarkable

Can't beat a few dangle berries

AngryDiMaria

Arses arent being wiped properly

05eaftqbrs9jlh

I saw a guy walking down Oliver Plunkett St in Cork yesterday morning with grey tracksuit pants that had a very conspicuous brown streak down the back of them.

Widdershins

If he is hale and hearty with no medical problem then it looks like he's a lazy fecker . Your friend must be very patient to deal with his clothes in that state. Again you wouldn't mind if he couldn't help it.

Men who leave the toilet seat covered in urine after themselves are nearly as bad. Seems common enough too.

TSMGUY

Phoenix Proud Self-incrimination wrote: »

I saw a guy walking down Oliver Plunkett St in Cork yesterday morning with grey tracksuit pants that had a very conspicuous brown streak down the back of them.

It was coffee, I swear!

fussyonion

Am I the only one who thinks it's more bizarre that the OP saw the skiddies and still asked her friend what it was?!
Why would you ask?!

Skidmarks can happen. Not a big deal. Doesn't happen to me cos I am quite anal (hehe) about making sure I'm so clean in that area, but I wouldn't bat an eyelid if I throw a wash on and my other half has underwear in there with a mark or two on them.

I wouldn't embarrass him or anyone by pointing it out.
I'm sure it happened to me as a kid and thank God my Mam never said anything, otherwise I would have been very self conscious.

BBDBB

maybe its a bit of nicotine staining

Buckfast W

Bit different, but I know someone who sits on the Jax sideways and utterly destroys it, apparently thats how all the kids in the family were taught when they were younger. :eek:

Ronald Wilson Reagan

Isn't that the point of wearing jocks, as well as maintaining a 6'o clock position. Scraping the hole off yourself with toilet paper will only lead to 'roids in the long run.

spurious

They could be the result of following through.

FizzleSticks

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cbyrd

That's muckskusting. Wipe your arSe properly .. ugh...

fancy pigeon

Hose down the freaks

GottaGetGatt

Dirty Bastard!!

Robsweezie

Widdershins wrote:

Men who leave the toilet seat covered in urine after themselves are nearly as bad. Seems common enough too.

Is it acceptable do you think to leave the toilet water yellow after a pee, or should you flush? I always flush.

Falthyron

Shít happens.

biko

If I ever did skidmarks on underwear they wouldn't go into the washing machine, they'd go into the trash/fire.

Renegade Mechanic

Nothing wrong with em. Be Jaysus there's skidmarks on mine you wouldn't find at the scene of a motorway pile up..

Speaking of pile ups, it's about that time of the week I flushed the jax..

Estrellita

Good God, why would you look in?? My golden rule during laundry is to nevvver ever look in.

Ronald Wilson Reagan

Robsweezie wrote: »

Is it acceptable do you think to leave the toilet water yellow after a pee, or should you flush? I always flush.

If it's yellow let it mellow...

If I discovered that anyone who was close enough to me that I'd be doing laundry for them was so lax about their personal hygiene that they didn't bother to wipe themselves clean, it would be Goodnight Vienna, as Del would say.

AngryDiMaria

Imagine all the poo follicles floating around the washing machine making contact with your garments, poo belongs in toilets not washing machines

RobertKK

OP, your friend is really stupid if she thinks that is normal and common among men.
That is just disgusting, one is taught as a child to wipe your bum clean.

uch

Ah jaysus you'd want to see my undercarriage after 7 pints of stout, there's bound to be a few blow out marks for fecks sake, anyone who says different is lying through their hole !
Tell them to wear dark Jocks in future

qo2cj1dsne8y4k

It's a sad day when you can't wipe your ass properly. That's absolutely manky. I can't believe it's considered normal to leave actual s h i t in your underwear like its standard and natural. It's not.

Widdershins

Robsweezie wrote: »

Is it acceptable do you think to leave the toilet water yellow after a pee, or should you flush? I always flush.

Er, ah, flush unless you'd wake people up.


Signed , the Wee Guru

Widdershins

LexieOnRale wrote: »

It's a sad day when you can't wipe your ass properly. That's absolutely manky. I can't believe it's considered normal to leave actual s h i t in your underwear like its standard and natural. It's not.

And expecting someone else to wash it .....

uch

LexieOnRale wrote: »

It's a sad day when you can't wipe your ass properly. That's absolutely manky. I can't believe it's considered normal to leave actual s h i t in your underwear like its standard and natural. It's not.

Ah go way out of that, thats what underwear was invented for, to keep the Gik off your good clothes. I could wipe me hole with a hospital floor polisher but you're still going to get the odd dodgy fart now and again, but then again women don't fart, I should have remembered

evolving_doors

AngryDiMaria wrote: »

Imagine all the poo follicles floating around the washing machine making contact with your garments, poo belongs in toilets not washing machines

Thanks, was stuck for something to watch on Netflix so I could doze off.
Can't bate the power of yer own imagination

qo2cj1dsne8y4k

uch wrote: »

Ah go way out of that, thats what underwear was invented for, to keep the Gik off your good clothes. I could wipe me hole with a hospital floor polisher but you're still going to get the odd dodgy fart now and again, but then again women don't fart, I should have remembered

I can say, hand on heart, I've never sh1t my pants. (At least as an adult, I don't know about as a child). I can fart without leaving a load in my underwear, and if you can't then I suggest you see a dr

RobertKK

I wonder what some are eating and drinking.

uch

Look I scutter about 4 times a day, as most lads I know do, I also have the equivalent of Tom Selleck's moustache between me cheecks, as a lot of lads do, we don't have lovely tidy holes like ladies, so inevitably we get a couple of Guinness stains in our knicks

Mena Mitty

My neighbour used to wash the jerseys and togs of her son's football team every so often. Each time it was her turn to wash them she'd always have one or two which would have to be soaked in the bucket of 'daz and vanish' overnight.

She sent a note to the coach asking members of the team to refrain from putting sweetcorn on their pizza.

RobertKK

uch wrote: »

Look I scutter about 4 times a day, as most lads I know do, I also have the equivalent of Tom Selleck's moustache between me cheecks, as a lot of lads do, we don't have lovely tidy holes like ladies, so inevitably we get a couple of Guinness stains in our knicks

4 times a day is a lot.

The thing is you can have a very clean type poo as in it comes out without being messy, or you have a messy poo. Maybe some just have a messy poo.

taytobreath

FizzleSticks wrote: »

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wats wrong with standing up before u wipe ure arse?