Big bang theory is a big load of bs - Christianity No 1

9de5q7tsr8u2im

Ive a hard time believing this stupid, ignorant theory in general, like whats this atom and stuff about and then life all of a sudden happened?

How on hell did the universe exist in the first place?
creationists can’t do science, then why do Kent Hovind and Duane T. Gish, who are creation scientists, have professional degrees in science?
If dinosaurs turned into birds, why are we not afraid of them?
If homosexuality is right, then how come two people of the same sex not produce a child?
What purpose do we have if evolution is real?
You say Jesus never existed, but have you heard of the Shroud of Turin?
Why do we not see humans being born in the zoos from monkeys if we came from monkeys?
Why do we go to church if God is not real?
How did the Grand Canyon form?
Do you know that Jesus loves you?
If Christianity is false, then why is it popular?
If you say Christianity is not true, then why do hundreds of people continue to become saved every day?
Why do we not see half trees and half carrots, fronkeys, and crocoducks if evolution is real?

Pro Hoc Vice

Damari Elegant Wile wrote: »

Ive a hard time believing this stupid, ignorant theory in general, like whats this atom and stuff about and then life all of a sudden happened?

How on hell did the universe exist in the first place?
creationists can’t do science, then why do Kent Hovind and Duane T. Gish, who are creation scientists, have professional degrees in science?
If dinosaurs turned into birds, why are we not afraid of them?
If homosexuality is right, then how come two people of the same sex not produce a child?
What purpose do we have if evolution is real?
You say Jesus never existed, but have you heard of the Shroud of Turin?
Why do we not see humans being born in the zoos from monkeys if we came from monkeys?
Why do we go to church if God is not real?
How did the Grand Canyon form?
Do you know that Jesus loves you?
If Christianity is false, then why is it popular?
If you say Christianity is not true, then why do hundreds of people continue to become saved every day?
Why do we not see half trees and half carrots, fronkeys, and crocoducks if evolution is real?

I have a hard time believing the stuff you believe such is life.

BTW a little understanding of science would answer your questions. And finally if you Jesus exists I don't want to know him because your Jesus is a bit of a asshole.

Greenmachine

Can't figure out what side you are even on with all your logical fallacies.

Realt Dearg Sec

Was really hoping this would be an attack on the TV show.

9de5q7tsr8u2im

Ive a hard time why we are even existed in the first place, why do we have brains, we can we question things, its all jumbled in my head and giving me a headache

frag420

In having a hard time understanding this stupid ignorant thread....

OP, go read a book, and not the bible as fiction does lot count!

Pro Hoc Vice

Damari Elegant Wile wrote: »

Ive a hard time why we are even existed in the first place, why do we have brains, we can we question things, its all jumbled in my head and giving me a headache

Take the green pills it will be ok in the Morning.

9de5q7tsr8u2im

Pro Hoc Vice wrote: »

Take the green pills it will be ok in the Morning.

Shut up ya junkie

denismc

Evolution isn't so bad:D:D:D

theteal

Jafa cake. Cake or biscuit?

Realt Dearg Sec

Daddy or chips?

Den_M

As those stately scholars ICP once pondered:

Magic everywhere in this bitch
(Do you notice and recognize miracles)
It's all around you, you don't even know it
(Are you a firm believer in miracles)
Magic everywhere in this bitch
****'s crazy
****ing magnets, how do they work?

Choochtown

Trying to work out which is my favourite ...

The shroud of Turin ? (Apparently God deliberately faked the carbon dating results to test our faith!)

How did the Grand Canyon form? (Jeebus with a big axe?)


No it has to be the "half trees half carrots"

Thanks OP ! Is there not a separate thread for the comedy posts?

9de5q7tsr8u2im

denismc wrote: »

Evolution isn't so bad:D:D:D

Who is she

denismc

Damari Elegant Wile wrote: »

Who is she

She is one of the cast members from a TV show called "The Big Bang Theory"
get it?:D

LeinsterDub

Damari Elegant Wile wrote: »

Who is she

Her parents were both monkeys

JRant

Damari Elegant Wile wrote: »

Who is she

A duck billed hippoplatypus

Second Toughest in_the Freshers

Our whole universe was in a hot dense state,Then nearly fourteen billion years ago expansion started.
Wait...
The Earth began to cool, The autotrophs began to drool, Neanderthals developed tools, We built a wall, we built the pyramids, Math, science, history, unraveling the mystery, That all started with the big bang.

endacl

Did you choose your username because you're a dude who feels lucky they don't have to understand basic stuff in order to function in the world, OP.

stesaurus

Damari Elegant Wile wrote: »

Ive a hard time believing this stupid, ignorant theory in general, like whats this atom and stuff about and then life all of a sudden happened?

How on hell did the universe exist in the first place?
creationists can’t do science, then why do Kent Hovind and Duane T. Gish, who are creation scientists, have professional degrees in science?
If dinosaurs turned into birds, why are we not afraid of them?
If homosexuality is right, then how come two people of the same sex not produce a child?
What purpose do we have if evolution is real?
You say Jesus never existed, but have you heard of the Shroud of Turin?
Why do we not see humans being born in the zoos from monkeys if we came from monkeys?
Why do we go to church if God is not real?
How did the Grand Canyon form?
Do you know that Jesus loves you?
If Christianity is false, then why is it popular?
If you say Christianity is not true, then why do hundreds of people continue to become saved every day?
Why do we not see half trees and half carrots, fronkeys, and crocoducks if evolution is real?

Total troll post. Nobody that dumb could have figured out how to connect to the Internet.

Pro Hoc Vice

Damari Elegant Wile wrote: »

Shut up ya junkie

What would Jesus do!

weisses

So there is no matrix ?

frag420

Pro Hoc Vice wrote: »

What would Jesus do!

He would have got high on the cross...

mansize

Damari Elegant Wile wrote: »

Who is she

Someone you need to obey 8 simple rules to date!

That's 2 less than the commandments

Leroy42

Damari Elegant Wile wrote: »

Ive a hard time believing this stupid, ignorant theory in general, like whats this atom and stuff about and then life all of a sudden happened?

How much of the theory do you know about to come to the conclusion that that it is both stupid and ignorant? Life did not suddenly happen, nobody claims that it did. Science, to use that all encompassing title, has been able to show clearly how the universe has gone from 10 to -32 of a second after the big bang to the position we find ourselves now, how gravity influences, how the planets were formed, how life itself evolved etc.

Damari Elegant Wile wrote: »

How on hell did the universe exist in the first place?

I fully agree that science has only been able to get us as far back to 10 to -32 of a second after the big bang so we are left with a huge gap. But science has explained from that point to today in clear laws and rules. Science accepts that it doesn't know the exact nature of the start of the universe.

Damari Elegant Wile wrote: »

creationists can’t do science, then why do Kent Hovind and Duane T. Gish, who are creation scientists, have professional degrees in science?

Do you check where and how they got their degrees?

Damari Elegant Wile wrote: »

If dinosaurs turned into birds, why are we not afraid of them?

Depends on the bird. I pretty afraid of Eagles and vultures don't seem to be too cute. But I fail to see the link. Who said that dinosaurs turned into birds? You do know that not all dinosaurs were the ones shown in the movies?

Damari Elegant Wile wrote: »

If homosexuality is right, then how come two people of the same sex not produce a child?

Is homosexuality is wrong why is there examples of it in certain animals? Since they are not sentient beings it can't be choice?

Damari Elegant Wile wrote: »

What purpose do we have if evolution is real?

Is God is real then what purpose do we have?

Damari Elegant Wile wrote: »

You say Jesus never existed, but have you heard of the Shroud of Turin?

Yes. Proved to be a total fake. And even if true, what has that got to do with the Big bang theory? Jesus never claimed to have created the earth? Even if we accept, for the sake of argument, that Jesus is real, that he was cruxified and the shroud is real how does any of that make him any different from scores of people cruxified by the Romans during that era?

Damari Elegant Wile wrote: »

Why do we not see humans being born in the zoos from monkeys if we came from monkeys?

You've moved onto evolution. As with the BB theory, have you actually read much about evolution?

Damari Elegant Wile wrote: »

Why do we go to church if God is not real?

Thats a question only you can answer I'm afraid, but my guess is thats its a mixture of habit and fear.

Damari Elegant Wile wrote: »

How did the Grand Canyon form?

Have you ever heard of erosion? Have you tried google?

Damari Elegant Wile wrote: »

Do you know that Jesus loves you?

Do you? I assume you do, so please tell us how you know he loves you? And does he love everyone of just some?

Damari Elegant Wile wrote: »

If Christianity is false, then why is it popular?

. I refer you to Santa. Extremely popular, do you think that means it is true?

Damari Elegant Wile wrote: »

If you say Christianity is not true, then why do hundreds of people continue to become saved every day?

Damari Elegant Wile wrote: »

Why do we not see half trees and half carrots, fronkeys, and crocoducks if evolution is real?

haha, the Crocoduck! You'll be telling us the Banana is evolutions worst nightmare next! Have you heard of the Platypus? How do you know that there never was a crocoduck type which became extinct? Not having a crocoduck actually helps evolution as something like that would clearly be inferior and would not survive so why would it evolve in the first place? What part of the duck are crocodiles currently lacking that would be of benefit to its survival?

mansize

Is Crocoduck a Pokemon?

LeinsterDub

Leroy42 wrote: »

What part of the duck are crocodiles currently lacking that would be of benefit to its survival?

Flight! Flying crocodiles would extremely benefit it's survival

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LeinsterDub wrote: »

Flight! Flying crocodiles would extremely benefit it's survival

Flight would require it to lose a considerable amount of its mass. Crocs are at the top of their food chain and don't need to flee.

Stealthfins

Choochtown wrote:

How did the Grand Canyon form? (Jeebus with a big axe?)

Lol maybe Jeebus missed your back with an axe and gave you an axe wound
where da son downt swhine....

I think people who slag off Christian's have nothing better to du....

I'm a walking hypocritical type of guy.
Poke me in the eye
Oh I'm eating humble Pie

Atheism doesn't save only turns
you into a slave
until you enter the grave

Delusional is fun it brings in
the sun
More fun if you're happy,
I believe in the flying nappy

Sht goes around
I believe in sound
But I can't see it
But some say they
can feel it

I survived the rave scene
Now I'm sober and clean
Enjoying the delusion
Now you're suffering confusion

Conspiracy people say the
universe works by fusion
Others believe in delusion
Is this confusion

Drugs are bad
We're all mad...

Leroy42

LeinsterDub wrote: »

Flight! Flying crocodiles would extremely benefit it's survival

In what way?

PopePalpatine

OP, you're a regular in the Gambling forums, how do you explain that to the Big Guy/Gal Upstairs? :pac:

Fleawuss

Never mind crocoduck. What about dickbutt?

endacl

Pro Hoc Vice wrote: »

What would Jesus do!

What would Trent do?

Also made up, but the story's better.

9de5q7tsr8u2im

PopePalpatine wrote: »

OP, you're a regular in the Gambling forums, how do you explain that to the Big Guy/Gal Upstairs? :pac:

Its only on moderation

magicbastarder

Damari Elegant Wile wrote: »

Why do we go to church if God is not real?

i got to the cinema. everything there is real, too.

seriously, this really does read like someone just decided to troll in the laziest fashion possible.

Leroy42

Damari Elegant Wile wrote: »

Its only on moderation

Maybe the same can be said for homosexuality!

PopePalpatine

magicbastarder wrote: »

i got to the cinema. everything there is real, too.

seriously, this really does read like someone just decided to troll in the laziest fashion possible.

Maybe we just haven't been "awared on" yet.

Cutie 3.14

Damari Elegant Wile wrote: »

What purpose do we have if evolution is real?

Why does there need to be a purpose for us to be here? A bunch of chemical reactions lead us to this point. We're just here and thats it. Theres no big mystery.
You dont need to be asking all of those other questions in your OP , getting yourself all worked up over nothing.

You were nothing before your parents met and you'll return to that when you die. Accept it. You'll be better off.

9de5q7tsr8u2im

Leroy42 wrote: »

Maybe the same can be said for homosexuality!

In that case you like it up the bum?

9de5q7tsr8u2im

Cutie 3.14 wrote: »

Why does there need to be a purpose for us to be here? A bunch of chemical reactions lead us to this point. We're just here and thats it. Theres no big mystery.
You dont need to be asking all of those other questions in your OP , getting yourself all worked up over nothing.

You were nothing before your parents met and you'll return to that when you die. Accept it. You'll be better off.

But when you factor in the creation of the universe, the formation of the stars with planets, the fact that the Earth is in a unique position in space to sustain life, the basic building blocks of life leading to life starting, the unlikely and never repeated joining together of two forms of life leading to the Cambian explosion, the way life has evolved into millions of different types, plus the way we have developed as a species to a technological stage with consciousness, how can anyone deny the possibility of a master designer of everything?

Second Toughest in_the Freshers

weisses wrote: »

So there is no matrix ?

No, there is a matrix. There is no spoon.

Pro Hoc Vice

Damari Elegant Wile wrote: »

In that case you like it up the bum?

The lady protest too much bet you love it lucky!

Cutie 3.14

Damari Elegant Wile wrote: »

But when you factor in the creation of the universe, the formation of the stars with planets, the fact that the Earth is in a unique position in space to sustain life, the basic building blocks of life leading to life starting, the unlikely and never repeated joining together of two forms of life leading to the Cambian explosion, the way life has evolved into millions of different types, plus the way we have developed as a species to a technological stage with consciousness, how can anyone deny the possibility of a master designer of everything?

Coincidence.

9de5q7tsr8u2im

Cutie 3.14 wrote: »

Coincidence.

You are going to burn in Hell for all eternity if you don’t repent in this life. Repent or burn. The choice is yours.

I will be praying for you.

Yours in Christ,
Luckydude12

looksee

What exactly do you mean by repent? What is Cutie or any of the rest of the A&As repenting for? Does this have anything to do with creationism?

endacl

Damari Elegant Wile wrote: »

You are going to burn in Hell for all eternity if you don’t repent in this life. Repent or burn. The choice is yours.

I will be praying for you.

Yours in Christ,
Luckydude12

Your going to drown in jelly for all eternity if you don't accept Bertie Bassett as your personal Lord and saviour.

Yours in confection.

Endacl.

The Codemaster

Damari Elegant Wile wrote: »

why do we have brains

Not all of us do...

looksee

Mmm Jelly babies.

Samaris

I think the real question, OP, is why are you -here-?

Pro Hoc Vice

Damari Elegant Wile wrote: »

You are going to burn in Hell for all eternity if you don’t repent in this life. Repent or burn. The choice is yours.

I will be praying for you.

Yours in Christ,
Luckydude12

Perish Luke 13:5

9de5q7tsr8u2im

The Codemaster wrote: »

Not all of us do...

Guess that implies to you