What is your job

Fabb

Hello everybody it's Sunday and that means a question from Fabb

i dont have a job but what about the rest of u??

simdan

Shush now! Why don't you have a job?

Ruu

What happens on Monday?

deco nate

Ruu wrote: »

What happens on Monday?

Is it the day fabb re regs again?

Surreptitious

My job is to ensure that those who don't have jobs have the benefit of me entertaining them to provoke them to end up getting a job. My job is to look out for those who post all hours looking to know who has a job hoping that the person gets a job therefore eliminating all job enquiries thereafter.

Esel

Ruu wrote: »

What happens on Monday?

Fabb faps.

deco nate

Surreptitious wrote: »

My job is to ensure that those who don't have jobs have the benefit of me entertaining them to provoke them to end up getting a job. My job is to look out for those who post all hours looking to know who has a job hoping that the person gets a job therefore eliminating all job enquiries thereafter.

Mind blown!

Surreptitious

deco nate wrote: »

Mind blown!

Deco is easily blown.
(Messing btw )

Ruu

Esel wrote: »

Fabb faps.

I'll be sick that day.

Fabb

you all also have no jobs??

Esel

Fabb wrote: »

you all also have no jobs??

We don't have jobs - we have a mission!

What time is it now?

Alf Stewart.

From 8am - 4.45pm five days a week, I do be vacum packin' T- Bone steaks for Larry Maith an Fear.

hairyslug

I sob relentlessly at a desk in an office by myself, it's a fun job

qo2cj1dsne8y4k

Full time mad bastard

corner of hells

LexieOnRale wrote: »

Full time mad bastard

And mommy to an angle ?

Canis Lupus

Hi Fabb, how long till you're banned? If you answer truthfully I'll tell you my profession.

qo2cj1dsne8y4k

corner of hells wrote: »

And mommy to an angle ?

Ye and both der das r useless pricks xx

tracey turnblad

Graduated from the school of hard knocks

tupenny

Alf Stewart. wrote: »

From 8am - 4.45pm five days a week, I do be vacum packin' T- Bone steaks for Larry Maith an Fear.

 I got a job selling lambs balls to mushroom farmers
that couldn’t afford horse****e

fermanagh_man

Pokemon hunter

corner of hells

LexieOnRale wrote: »

Ye and both der das r useless pricks xx

Soz bout dat hun xxx.

eviltwin

corner of hells wrote: »

And mommy to an angle ?

90 degree or 180?

I'm batman

maudgonner

eviltwin wrote: »

90 degree or 180?

Obtuse, but it doesn't matter 'cause they're soooo acute!


(Yes, I know, I know...)

Avatar MIA

I'm a freedom fighter.

Sincerely
Spartacus

maudgonner

I am Spartacus.

caille

No, I'm Spartacus.

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maudgonner wrote: »

I am Spartacus.

Look, I appreciated you having my back back in the day. But, you know... it kinda got old after a while.

Fluffy Cat 88

It's a bank holiday weekend.

Less of the work ****e thanks very much!

hairyslug

caille wrote: »

No, I'm Spartacus.

No, I'm Spartacus and so is my wife

Surreptitious

Surreptitious wrote: »

My job is to ensure that those who don't have jobs have the benefit of me entertaining them to provoke them to end up getting a job. My job is to look out for those who post all hours looking to know who has a job hoping that the person gets a job therefore eliminating all job enquiries thereafter.

You said on another thread you give blowjobs.

cantdecide

I do a job you'd very reasonably assume would be done by a civil servant except I do it with for minimum wage, higher productivity, bad hours, no pension and no benefits.

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cantdecide wrote: »

I do a job you'd very reasonably assume would be done by a civil servant except I do it with for minimum wage, higher productivity, bad hours, no pension and no benefits.

Is your job also done by the PS?

Specialun

I'm a hand model

Ted_YNWA

tracey turnblad wrote: »

Graduated from the school of hard knocks

Does that get you a job as being a "full time mad bastárd"

cantdecide

Avatar MIA wrote: »

Is your job also done by the PS?

It used to be. Those people were redeployed and their job outsourced to us. Many people don't realise that when they're talking with us, they're talking to an outsourcing company.

TheAnalyst_

I get paid 200K per year and life is good.

Beasty

I employ people who earn 200k a year and life is better.....

fergus1001

Forest manager I walk around planning **** and predicting income for investors and farmers

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cantdecide wrote: »

It used to be. Those people were redeployed and their job outsourced to us. Many people don't realise that when they're talking with us, they're talking to an outsourcing company.

Are you the talking clock :eek:

shamrock2004

Tobogganist

Beasty

fergus1001 wrote: »

Forest manager I walk around planning **** and predicting income for investors and farmers

Thought Brian Clough died years ago.....

TheAnalyst_

TheAnalyst_ wrote: »

I get paid 200K per year and life is good.

What do you analyse?

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Bam Bam Mickey wrote: »

What do you analyse?

Sorry, that information is above your pay grade. :pac:

Doyler92

Travelling the world working at poker tournaments.

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Avatar MIA wrote: »

Sorry, that information is above your pay grade. :pac:

I was just waiting on the "crime and policing" response so I could say it's only 68-89k.
Top position only gets 80-105k.

Surreptitious

Bam Bam Mickey wrote: »

You said on another thread you give blowjobs.

That's not a job, that's a hobby.

trashcan

hairyslug wrote: »

I sob relentlessly at a desk in an office by myself, it's a fun job

Sounds a bit like my job, but I don't get my own office, you lucky, lucky bastard.

Isolt

I fill in excel spreadsheets all day and talk on the phone from 9am - 5pm!

irish bloke

I'm a virgin converter

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irish bloke wrote: »

I'm a virgin converter

Priest?