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25,000 ft, no parachute

  • 29-07-2016 10:14pm
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,077 ✭✭✭✭


    On Saturday night, about 1AM our time, a skydiver will attempt the first intentional survivable jump from altitude without a parachute, wingsuit or any other system to slow him down. The plan is to land on a very big net instead: details here.

    The jumper, Luke Aikans, is a veteran skydiver and stuntman, and the stunt will be shown live on a Fox reality show, Heaven Sent. "Live" meaning "with a few seconds delay", in case it goes spectacularly wrong. I suspect the news channels won't be far behind. Wingsuits are so 2012: this is the new elite extreme sport ... :cool:

    You are the type of what the age is searching for, and what it is afraid it has found. I am so glad that you have never done anything, never carved a statue, or painted a picture, or produced anything outside of yourself! Life has been your art. You have set yourself to music. Your days are your sonnets.

    ―Oscar Wilde predicting Social Media, in The Picture of Dorian Gray



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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,768 ✭✭✭✭tomwaterford


    Wouldn't Ya be fair tempted to swop the net for a giant tarpuline


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,400 ✭✭✭me_irl


    Reminds me of that bit in Cube.

    Involves chicken wire.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,835 ✭✭✭✭nullzero
    °°°°°


    What could possibly go wrong?

    Glazers Out!



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 583 ✭✭✭HardenendMan


    Why do I get the feeling this is gonna end bad?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 855 ✭✭✭TSMGUY


    bnt wrote: »
    On Saturday night, about 1AM our time, a skydiver will attempt the first intentional survivable jump from altitude without a parachute, wingsuit or any other system to slow him down. The plan is to land on a very big net instead: details here.

    The jumper, Luke Aikans, is a veteran skydiver and stuntman, and the stunt will be shown live on a Fox reality show, Heaven Sent. "Live" meaning "with a few seconds delay", in case it goes spectacularly wrong. I suspect the news channels won't be far behind. Wingsuits are so 2012: this is the new elite extreme sport ... :cool:
    Why do I get the feeling this is gonna end bad?
    That's why!


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,847 ✭✭✭Armchair Andy


    So long as he bends his knees on impact all should be fine.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,093 ✭✭✭Gen.Zhukov


    So long as he bends his knees on impact all should be fine.

    Yep, 50 or so trial jumps backwards off a 45 gal drum should see him through.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,576 ✭✭✭Stigura


    If it goes wrong? That final bit of footage will be the most sought after clip since Horsecore! :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 81,220 ✭✭✭✭biko


    Tuck and roll
    Tuck and roll


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,093 ✭✭✭Gen.Zhukov


    Would I be right in thinking that one or two people here have taken the wee jump into the abyss ?


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  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 6,309 Mod ✭✭✭✭mzungu


    I wonder will they even bother having an ambulance on standby? If he misses it won't be much use.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,275 ✭✭✭Your Face


    Fascinating.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,360 ✭✭✭stampydmonkey


    biko wrote: »
    Tuck and roll
    Tuck and roll

    My thoughts exactly....keep the feet together on the stand up...10/10


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,503 ✭✭✭✭Also Starring LeVar Burton


    Stigura wrote: »
    If it goes wrong? That final bit of footage will be the most sought after clip since Horsecore! :D

    I don't even want to know, but it's taking everything I got not to google what this is. I'm not going to though, if it is what I think it is, I don't want to see it.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,517 ✭✭✭✭PARlance


    Be some laugh if they replaced the safety net with a trampoline.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,360 ✭✭✭stampydmonkey


    I don't even want to know, but it's taking everything I got not to google what this is. I'm not going to though, if it is what I think it is, I don't want to see it.

    Ah go on...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,797 ✭✭✭✭hatrickpatrick


    To be fair, anyone can skydive without a parachute, and with no prior training whatsoever.
    Once.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 91 ✭✭Finbarr Murphy


    At least they have tested the safety net.

    'The net he'll be landing on has been tested using dummies - one of which crashed right through the net.'

    Errr, doesn't sound so good to me.

    Also I wonder if will he be wearing a helmet for safety reasons or just for the camera?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 91 ✭✭Finbarr Murphy


    At least they have tested the safety net.

    'The net he'll be landing on has been tested using dummies - one of which crashed right through the net.'

    Errr, doesn't sound so good to me.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,093 ✭✭✭✭Esel
    Not Your Ornery Onager


    Many years ago, a guy jumped totally naked, no chute. A co-jumper passed him a chute during freefall. He put it on and landed safely.

    Not your ornery onager



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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,636 ✭✭✭feargale


    Esel wrote: »
    Many years ago, a guy jumped totally naked, no chute. A co-jumper passed him a chute during freefall. He put it on and landed safely.

    Good job the co-jumper wasn't a member of the League of Decency. He would have passed him a trousers instead.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 36,910 ✭✭✭✭BorneTobyWilde


    I hope he hits the back of the net .


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,934 ✭✭✭Renegade Mechanic


    mzungu wrote: »
    I wonder will they even bother having an ambulance on standby? If he misses it won't be much use.

    It'll be there for the people that bits of him hit :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,452 ✭✭✭✭The_Valeyard


    I will be keeping an eye on this out of morbid curiousity.



    Like to say he will be fine, but that high up and no parachute.....will be interesting indeed.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,093 ✭✭✭✭Esel
    Not Your Ornery Onager


    feargale wrote: »
    Good job the co-jumper wasn't a member of the League of Decency. He would have passed him a trousers instead.
    The original Free Willy. :)

    Not your ornery onager



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,742 ✭✭✭✭bodhrandude


    Is that quite high, 25,000 feet.

    If you want to get into it, you got to get out of it. (Hawkwind 1982)



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,942 ✭✭✭20Cent


    It's not the height that kills people it's the sudden stop.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,093 ✭✭✭✭Esel
    Not Your Ornery Onager


    Is that quite high, 25,000 feet.
    25,000 feet high. :)

    Seriously, yes, it is.

    Not your ornery onager



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,898 ✭✭✭✭Ken.


    Do you qualify for a Darwin award if you volunteer for something beyond stupid?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,412 ✭✭✭✭endacl




  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,898 ✭✭✭✭Ken.


    Is that quite high, 25,000 feet.

    25000 feet is the distance of Heuston train station to O'Connell bridge and back and back again.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,001 ✭✭✭recylingbin


    ken wrote: »
    25000 feet is the distance of Heuston train station to O'Connell bridge and back and back again.

    That's grand then. I've often done that myself


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 61,272 ✭✭✭✭Agent Coulson


    Is that quite high, 25,000 feet.

    About 4 and half miles


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,218 ✭✭✭✭B.A._Baracus


    So has he done it yet?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 90 ✭✭TalkingBull


    So has he done it yet?

    he flew away, landed down at heuston station they say...


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,218 ✭✭✭✭B.A._Baracus


    he flew away, landed down at heuston station they say...

    haha.
    Just realised op said saturday night at 1am. I guess Sunday 1am so :(


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,893 ✭✭✭Canis Lupus


    So has he done it yet?

    It'll be tomorrow.


  • Posts: 17,378 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Look up the people who have survived this sort of drop unplanned.. Absolutely mad.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,622 ✭✭✭Ruu


    News channels are salivating at the thoughts of disaster.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 4,691 ✭✭✭4ensic15


    ken wrote: »
    25000 feet is the distance of Heuston train station to O'Connell bridge and back and back again.
    When did the move Heuston Station? It was about 12,000 feet the last time I walked it.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,898 ✭✭✭✭Ken.


    4ensic15 wrote: »
    When did the move Heuston Station? It was about 12,000 feet the last time I walked it.

    It's 2.3 Km according to Google maps. 25000 ft = 7.6 km.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,160 ✭✭✭Felix Jones is God


    Im going to follow this thread for no other reason than morbid curiosity


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 710 ✭✭✭gigantic09


    Van Halen,Something Happens and House of Pain lined up for free gig to coincide with the event.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,353 ✭✭✭Heckler


    The idiocy of some people never fails to amaze me.

    I hope he manages it but I won't be crying any tears if he ends up as jam.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,353 ✭✭✭Heckler


    I'll put odds on he has some sort of reserve chute so if he realises hes off target hes ok.

    If not he has balls of steel but he's still an idiot.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43,028 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    Would the net not act as a strainer at that speed leaving a pile of mince on the other side?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,897 ✭✭✭✭machiavellianme


    Stigura wrote: »
    If it goes wrong? That final bit of footage will be the most sought after clip since Horsecore! :D
    I don't even want to know, but it's taking everything I got not to google what this is. I'm not going to though, if it is what I think it is, I don't want to see it.

    Felt the same and was pleasantly surprised.
    Awesome.



    And completely safe for work, just keep the volume under control and clear some space around you.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 4,691 ✭✭✭4ensic15


    ken wrote: »
    It's 2.3 Km according to Google maps. 25000 ft = 7.6 km.

    That is one way. there and back would be 4.6 km not 7.6


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,131 ✭✭✭Burial.


    Well one for things for sure, he'll have an adrenaline rush and an experience few if any can compare with. Fair play to the lad.


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    Burial. wrote: »
    Well one for things for sure, he'll have an adrenaline rush and an experience few if any can compare with. Fair play to the lad.

    I once fell out of bed while asleep. That was some adrenaline rush.


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