If you could change 3 things about your body

Mister Vain

What would they be? I'd make my belly smaller, my arse bigger and I'd get rid of that bastard fungal nail infection on my big toe.

Lisha

My weight
My height
My hair color

Burial.

A perfect hairline that never recedes. Hollywood sparkling teeth. A new spine. My legs have been ruined due to having a terrible back.

Ol' Donie

Could do with a hair cut.

One of the rest of yis can have my other two.

failinis

New genes.
New spine.
New hip.

KERSPLAT!

Nothing. I'm a ride.

Winterlong

Nuke any moles I have.
Begone with the Psoriasis.
Death to the mysterious lump on my shoulder.

RWCNT

I'd hack my digestive system so ****ty food made me really healthy. Specifically beer, greasy fried chicken and pizza.

MilesMorales1

Get a new face.
Smaller thighs?
Smaller feet, I'm a size 14 in mens size, its ridiculous.

sammyjo90

No love handles
No muffin top
No more spot outbreaks


Can change the first two myself though

qo2cj1dsne8y4k

My height
My weight
My dimples

r93kaey5p2izun

Fix my nervous system which is fecked, fix my digestive system which is also fecked and get good legs.

cbyrd

Mister Vain wrote:

What would they be? I'd make my belly smaller, my arse bigger and I'd get rid of that bastard fungal nail infection on my big toe.

Neat Tea tree oil will nuke that in a few days, morning and night, just get a good brand
Me
About 3 stone
A new lower back and pelvis
A new medial ligament in my right knee
All so I can run again and nuke that 3 stone




Fcuk you car accident

Big Nasty

I'd like a big juicy pair of tits and a tight gunter. I'd still hang on to my flute so I could drag myself around the room while playing with said tits and gunter.

cbyrd

LexieOnRale wrote:

My height My weight My dimples

Awh.. 3 of my babies have dimples.. they're so cute..

Ficheall

I have great hands. Everything else can go.

qo2cj1dsne8y4k

cbyrd wrote: »

Awh.. 3 of my babies have dimples.. they're so cute..

I don't want to be cute I want to be a Bad Bitch ™

cbyrd

LexieOnRale wrote:

I don't want to be cute I want to be a Bad Bitch â„¢

Hahaha.. that's done by looking cute but having bitch attitude.. they never see it coming .. that makes it bad.

Penny Dreadful

I have rheumatoid arthritis. I'd get rid of that in a heartbeat if I could.
Other than that though I'm pretty happy with my body. Despite a lot of drama one way or another it's given me two beautiful healthy children and I've a lot of respect for the hard work it did to give me that.

Junkyard Tom

Titanium spine.
A bionic hand for crushing stuff.
Phased plasma rifle in the 40 watt range.

Peregrine

Minor adjustment on my nose. Nothing major.
Get rid of all of my stretchmarks.
Even out my skin colour. It's too non-uniform.

In reality, I'm not going to change any of those things.

qo2cj1dsne8y4k

Is it my turn for 3 more?
1. Be darker. I'm the palest person ever and have dark brown hair which makes me paler.
2. Have a bigger nose.
3. Have no body hair.
4. Not be allergic to beer

Felix Jones is God

LexieOnRale wrote: »

Is it my turn for 3 more?
1. Be darker. I'm the palest person ever and have dark brown hair which makes me paler.
2. Have a bigger nose.
3. Have no body hair.
4. Not be allergic to beer

A small nosed albino hairy monkey who can't drink Budweiser ?

Sir Osis of Liver.

Upper spine.
Lower spine.
(Middle spine is grand.)

That single black hair that grows on the tip of my nose every 6 months.I can feel it flapping around on my face on a windy day.

Sciprio

1) More weight
2) Don't know
3) Probably a smaller cock

The Backwards Man

First I'd make my willy a bit smaller, then I'd put a million euro under my left arm and another million euro under my right arm

Colliewollie

I´d love to have normal sized feet.. Size 15 shoes are difficult to find in Ireland, and non existent here in Northern Spain...

Healthy ligaments and cartilage in my knees and ankles

A bit more hair but we can´t have everything!!

As Junkyard Tom has said, a plasma rifle in the 40 watt range would also be fantastic!!!!

Mister Vain

cbyrd wrote: »

Neat Tea tree oil will nuke that in a few days, morning and night, just get a good brand

I never hear of that. I might give it a go. Thanks.

RayM

I'd make my third nipple a bit larger. Nobody ever believes me when I tell them it's a nipple and not a mole.

posturingpat

My back, terrible back problems the past few years.
Height, another 2 inches and i would've been playing full back for my County a few years back i'm sure of it.
My arse crack. Far too hairy and anytime i get it waxed it grows back itchier and hairier so i've just given up

Schwiiing

2 inches taller.
Psoriasis gone.
Non receding hairline.

The rest of my problems can be fixed with proper diet and exercise bar my suspected aspergers.

posturingpat

RayM wrote: »

I'd make my third nipple a bit larger. Nobody ever believes me when I tell them it's a nipple and not a mole.

It's a mole isn't it?

Tilly

I'd change the 3 things my boyfriend loves about my body: Arse, boobs and tummy. I'd like them all to be smaller.

cbyrd

RayM wrote:

I'd make my third nipple a bit larger. Nobody ever believes me when I tell them it's a nipple and not a mole.

It's only a nipple if it aides orgasm.. if not it's a dud ... Soz

Ruu

Epidermis reduction.

RayM

cbyrd wrote: »

It's only a nipple if it aides orgasm.. if not it's a dud ... Soz

Other people orgasm when they see it.

I'd have perfect vision, a little taller, and have better co-ordination.

Big Nasty

I wish I was little bit taller,
I wish I was a baller,
I wish I had a girl who looked good, I would call her.

BorneTobyWilde

A smaller penis. You might think having 12 inches is some
great thing, but in reality it's not.

scdublin

It changes alllllll the time but right now I would say:

Lose weight/get really toned around my belly in particular - belly fat is the hardest thing to shift for me
Bigger boobs - they got smaller when I did lose weight
Perkier bum

At least I can actively work to change two of those things!

Cina

Sometimes I wish I had a 9 inch penis instead of this absolute monster.

I'd make my bladder able to contain my pish throughout the night too so I don't have to wake up at 5am to lash it out.

AudreyHepburn

My height, my weight and my tiny feet

drake70

My weight, my crooked nose (broken 4 times) and to not have sleep apnoea.

OldNotWIse

Two inches smaller (I'm 5'10)
Smaller boobs and less sticky out ears Thanks to my brother for calling me sticky out ears as a kid, yeah it really stuck you know :mad:

byte

My bastard spine
My hips
My weight

rainbow kirby

Lose about 8-10kg
Be less injury-prone
About 2-3 inches taller

Ilyana 2.0

Get rid of my acne.
Whiter teeth.
Flatter stomach.

All things I can theoretically fix but I lack the money for two of them.

livedadream

id fix my bastard crohns...
il like to be taller im almost 5 ft, pain in the ass to see things like the cinema and the theatre only few inches like.
ive worked damn hard to lose a shed load of weight so if god could see to it im one of those genetically gifted people who only like the taste of health food that would be awesome too.

D3V!L

A slightly smaller penis, its far too big and gets caught in things, like women.

Apart from that I'm perfect !!

OldNotWIse

The penis humblebrag jokes are so old. Yawn.

Speedwell

My weight, my age, and... I'm torn between wanting my removed kidney back, and having a better-functioning set of neurotransmitters.