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You know you're a vaper when....

  • 16-07-2016 10:33am
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,128 ✭✭✭


    Was looking at the Accommodation and Property forum and a few people reference the Residential Tenancies Act by its acronym RTA and my immediate reaction is what does a rebuildable tank atomizer have to do with this subject 😂😂😂

    So with that in mind, I thought it would be a nice idea to start a thread where people could post their everyday things that they can relate to vaping and hopefully give everyone a laugh.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,565 ✭✭✭Ionised


    I'll start so...

    You know you are a vaper when...

    You have spent a whole day modifying the cupholder in the car to precisely fit your device.

    (and if I'm honest it's been done more than once as devices change)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,273 ✭✭✭UsedToWait


    Ionised wrote: »
    I'll start so...

    You know you are a vaper when...

    You have spent a whole day modifying the cupholder in the car to precisely fit your device.

    (and if I'm honest it's been done more than once as devices change)

    ^ Needs Pics!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,881 ✭✭✭dball


    YKYAV when you carry around a spare battery for your spare battery and a spare tank for your spare tank - not to mention the spare spare spare back up tanks and spare spare spare batteries stashed away in a drawer somewhere.......


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,565 ✭✭✭Ionised


    UsedToWait wrote: »
    ^ Needs Pics!

    Bear in mind this is a couple of years ago...

    In progress

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    Finished

    11115211355_92c98ef2b3_b.jpg


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,756 ✭✭✭Thecageyone


    You know you're a vaper when you try to switch everything on or off with 5 clicks :D


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 195 ✭✭mossymac!


    When the movie starts you have to stop yourself from saying "What - no VG" :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,756 ✭✭✭Thecageyone


    mossymac! wrote: »
    When the movie starts you have to stop yourself from saying "What - no VG" :D

    Took me a minute there lol.

    You know you're a vaper when you suddenly think you're an electrician because you built a few coils and have a vague understanding of ohm's law


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 195 ✭✭mossymac!


    When you walk into someones house and spot needles on a side table and think to yourself :

    A : Wow - pretty blatant drug users

    Nope

    B : Man, someone must be pretty sick

    Nope

    C : Thank God I'm not a diabetic - just couldn't do that.

    Nope

    D : Ahhhhh guys, seriously - the gauge of that needle is way too small - damn thing wouldn't even handle a 50/50

    :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,565 ✭✭✭Ionised


    When you ask someone who doesn't vape for some vaper towel rather than kitchen roll


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 223 ✭✭LazyPicti


    When you have to explain to your neighbors that your house is definitely not on fire.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 195 ✭✭mossymac!


    Preparation for the Apocalypse means 2 years of ejuice ............... and 2 days worth of food :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 195 ✭✭mossymac!


    When the statement "I love Unicorn Puke" actually starts to make sense :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,756 ✭✭✭Thecageyone


    When you have desert and spend 5 minutes trying to figure out the percentage of each flavouring


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 195 ✭✭mossymac!


    When the FBI come a knocking to discuss the recent emails you sent about the "big day" and making sure everyone brings enough tanks & power :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 714 ✭✭✭nkav86


    You have 101 usb cords but only one wall charger


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 975 ✭✭✭Parachutes


    When a coffee and a vape cures all ailments.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 195 ✭✭mossymac!


    It no longer surprises you when the Version 2 is announced before the Version 1 comes outta pre-order


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 195 ✭✭mossymac!


    nkav86 wrote: »
    You have 101 usb cords but only one wall charger

    Get outta my house - I swear I was just debating whether to throw them away or dedicate an entire drawer to them :D

    Pointless debate really - I'm incapable of throwing anything away :o


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 714 ✭✭✭nkav86


    mossymac! wrote:
    Get outta my house - I swear I was just debating whether to throw them away or dedicate an entire drawer to them


    Haha exactly like me, I opted for the drawer cause 'might just come in handy some day'


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 195 ✭✭mossymac!


    Same excuse I use - which is why I now have over 140TB of storage space and prolly more books, movies & tv series than I could get through even if I retired right now and vegitated on the couch for the next 40 years :D


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 195 ✭✭mossymac!


    When you wake up and feel depressed that it's the weekend and there's no chance of vapemail :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 223 ✭✭LazyPicti


    When you stroke a piece of wood and say.. oh that's nice!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,756 ✭✭✭Thecageyone


    When hanging out the washing you can't help wondering what resistance peg
    springs might be


    Clothes-Peg.jpg


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,565 ✭✭✭Ionised


    When the next Dr Bill sale is more anticipated than Black Friday


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 195 ✭✭mossymac!


    Acronyms like TPD & FDA elicit an extreme desire to throttle someone


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 472 ✭✭Shinobollo


    Your wife asks "what the fcuk is that smell" and you know for a fact you haven't farted


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,756 ✭✭✭Thecageyone


    Or your missus asks "where the f**k are my tweezers??" :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 195 ✭✭mossymac!


    Friends & family are concerned as you've taken an unnatural interest in sniffing any liquid that looks like pee :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 714 ✭✭✭nkav86


    When you're not sure if 2mods, 2 tanks, some coils, cotton, 60ml of juice and a charger is enough for one overnight stay!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,565 ✭✭✭Ionised


    When areas of your home look like an alchemist's laboratory and your freezer is half full of mysterious brown bottles.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 472 ✭✭Shinobollo


    For us oldies...

    When the letters PG aren't automatically followed by thoughts of Chimps pushing a piano up a flight of stairs.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,411 ✭✭✭jonski


    Shinobollo wrote: »
    For us oldies...

    When the letters PG aren't automatically followed by thoughts of Chimps pushing a piano up a flight of stairs.

    you hum it son , I'll play it .


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 472 ✭✭Shinobollo


    jonski wrote: »
    you hum it son , I'll play it .

    :)
    Thanks Jonski. I was afraid I'd be on my own with that one.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,756 ✭✭✭Thecageyone


    I remember the adverts, that one was a little before my time though :P


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,565 ✭✭✭Ionised


    jonski wrote:
    you hum it son , I'll play it .


    That brought back memories! Sniggering to myself still. Oh must think I've gone a bit odd


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,555 ✭✭✭youdipstick


    :D:D:D:D:D:D:D

    and now I drink Aldi's tea:)

    McDonalds still serve PG Tips (tea-bag form) best place for a cuppa when out n about...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 472 ✭✭Shinobollo


    Your kids refer to you as Heisenberg or go around calling you Walter


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 472 ✭✭Shinobollo


    You no longer feel the need to carry a packet of mints / gum in your pocket at all times.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 472 ✭✭Shinobollo


    You don't feel like you HAVE to rush to get to duty-free ;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,756 ✭✭✭Thecageyone


    :D:D:D:D:D:D:D

    and now I drink Aldi's tea:)

    McDonalds still serve PG Tips (tea-bag form) best place for a cuppa when out n about...

    I won't touch anything but Lyons! :D


    You know you're a vaper when you reach for your nic buzz soon as you wake and knock over 3 lumps of metal and glass waking everyone in the house :D


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 445 ✭✭8mm


    Tread is hilarious - LoL

    ... feeling anxious and naked when you don't have a mod in your hand

    ... eyeballing the last millilitre of juice in a tank and knowing THAT time is coming to act

    ... vaping slowly cause there are other non vapers around and you just want to chain like a mofo


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,894 ✭✭✭TinCool


    You're more concerned if you've forgotten your mod rather than your phone when you go for a dump.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,555 ✭✭✭youdipstick


    I have no problem there,I keep 6 mods in the out house permanently :D:D:D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 195 ✭✭mossymac!


    Wow, I thought the PG Tips guys were the auld codger brigade - but out house just took the pinnacle :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,756 ✭✭✭Thecageyone


    I'm not the only vooper here then? :D

    When you plan a sun holiday and all you can worry about is what you can smuggle in on your carry on


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 472 ✭✭Shinobollo


    I'm not the only vooper here then? :D

    When you plan a sun holiday and all you can worry about is what you can smuggle in on your carry on

    Absolutely not. Best way to reduce the after effects for everyone else ;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 472 ✭✭Shinobollo


    8mm wrote: »
    Tread is hilarious - LoL

    ... feeling anxious and naked when you don't have a mod in your hand

    ... eyeballing the last millilitre of juice in a tank and knowing THAT time is coming to act

    ... vaping slowly cause there are other non vapers around and you just want to chain like a mofo

    Agree 100%. Thanks Pajo


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 195 ✭✭mossymac!


    when it never occurs to you not to tell people that you're just gonna grab some fresh batteries for your device b4 you head to bed :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,756 ✭✭✭Thecageyone


    When you're constantly lying to yourself

    "I'll never drop below 12mg"

    "I can't see me ever going below 1.5ohm coils"

    "VG is too thick, I'll stick to my 60 PG"

    I'll NEVER go below 6mg ... this time I mean it!"

    "1ohm, that's the least I'll go now ... "

    "60 VG is the limit, won't go above that, nope"

    etc ..


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,580 ✭✭✭moleyv


    When you're constantly lying to yourself


    'I'm so happy with all my devices, I'll never buy anything else!!'


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