Secret Thread

dreoilin

One secret of yours per post. Go.

spud82

I love Robbie Brady

DrumSteve

I enjoy the music of Michael Bolton.

Indeed I enjoy all the music of House Bolton.

frag420

I forgot to bring the horses to France...

The_Valeyard

I cancelled Star Trek

The Backwards Man

I'm drinking a lager other than Tennent's

Allyall

I started this thread.

dreoilin

Allyall wrote: »

I started this thread.

This is a thread of secrets, not lies!

spud82

I kissed a girl in college to get free drink

Allyall

dreoilin wrote: »

This is a thread of secrets, not lies!

Shhhhh!!

Ruu

I killed the OP and am posting on both accounts.

dreoilin

Ruu wrote: »

I killed the OP and am posting on both accounts.

It's true. I was there.

bazz26

I still don't know what a tracker mortgage is.

harry Bailey esq

frag420 wrote: »

I forgot to bring the horses to France...

I'm the one that stole the butter,didn't use for eatin' though....

frag420

I forgot to bring the horses to France...

endacl

The Backwards Man wrote: »

I'm drinking a lager other than Tennent's

:eek:

pushkii

I used to eat grass when I was young

pushkii

I used to eat grass when I was young

The King of Moo

I have a secret tip that IRISH shoppers are using to get iPads for €s.

Mickey H

I shot JR

stop animal cruelty

No one outside of boards, know how lonely I am.

Stigura

I used the butter harry Bailey esq had used in my sandwiches. Now I feel really sick!

Tipperary Fairy

I know that one secret tip to lose that belly, doctors don't want you to know!

The King of Moo

The King of Moo wrote: »

I have a secret tip that IRISH shoppers are using to get iPads for €s.

If you share this tip with me by pm I'll stop secretly watching you

stop animal cruelty

stop animal cruelty wrote: »

No one outside of boards, know how lonely I am.

C'mere *hugs*

well spoken man

I like sticking things up my bottom

the groutch

I dropped the screw in the tuna.

The_Valeyard

I MADE THE BBC

pajor

I can tell the difference between butter and I Can't Believe It's Not Butter.

Winterlong

If I tell a secret here then it will no longer be a secret....should I then delete my post?
Confused.

tupenny

I watch fair city

Duggy747

I've this one secret for cures that doctors HATE!!

harry Bailey esq

Duggy747 wrote: »

I've this one secret for cures that doctors HATE!!

Hi doctor nick!

Fleawuss

I'm the only person in the world who knows my secret.

My arse really isn't that bony.

xLisaBx

Self Harm was probably my biggest secret to date. And my Leaving Cert points :pac:

Stheno

I collect Teddy Bears yet still manage to mod the Politics Cafe :pac:

Do you hold Teddy Bear referendum?

Stheno

Deleted User wrote: »

Do you hold Teddy Bear referendum?

No I treat them all as apolitical.

The King of Moo

I found this thread very easily.

cantdecide

I didn't lose my virginity until the age off...

I'll never say

Penny Tration

None of my fingers straighten

cajonlardo

I once worked as a porter in a hospital.

One night I was asked to deliver two bunches of flowers to two lady patients. One bunch was for a private room and it was clearly more expensive than the the bunch for the ward. The ward was closest but I did not want to walk up to the patient with the 2 bunches and then hand her the cheaper one. I decided to leave the big bunch at the nurses station. there was no one at the station at that moment.

I should mention this was in the late '90's and the hospital was very proud of their brand new computer network - state of the art for that time. When I returned to collect the other bunch of flowers I could see smoke and smell that burning circuit board smell - it was then I realised there was WATER in the bottom of the plastic bag on the bigger bunch of flowers and it had dribbled down into the back of the computer

So, it was me who killed the computers and never told anyone. Glad to finally have that off my chest .......

sjb25

I have absolutely no idea what a tracker mortgage is!!!!!!

Archeron

I hate panda bears

sjb25

Archeron wrote: »

I hate panda bears

I hope you are suitably ashamed of yourself

jimbobaloobob

i see dead people

Miss Demeanour

I have the urge to play 'doh a deer' every single time I see a piano /organ no matter where it is.

zSparc

I know stuff you don't but it's all secret.

Totofan99

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cantdecide

Most of my jokes are plagiarised.