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Liveline Thread 15/06/2016 to date

  • 15-06-2016 1:58pm
    #1
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Arts Moderators, Business & Finance Moderators, Entertainment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 18,463 CMod ✭✭✭✭


    See previous thread here.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    Nody wrote: »
    See previous thread here.

    Wat colour is de thread?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    Closing a thread mid-show is a new one so to speak....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 85,547 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
    GDY151


    His shed must have all sorts of wildlife living in it with months of built up waste.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,748 ✭✭✭✭Ally Dick


    PBH's watch is fast again


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43,037 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    ?width=630&version=2267395


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    Ally Dick wrote: »
    PBH's watch is fast again

    Unlike Joe, Fill-In is afraid of D'Arcy.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 85,547 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
    GDY151


    Joe's back tomorrow.


  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Arts Moderators, Business & Finance Moderators, Entertainment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 18,463 CMod ✭✭✭✭Nody


    Closing a thread mid-show is a new one so to speak....
    Well ideally it would have closed 1k posts ago; as it keeps going beyond 10k the issues become larger rapidly for the poor hamsters. Please think of the boards hamsters.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,829 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    If everyone takes their crap to a bring centre (as he called it) they'll soon find there's no room and they'll get fines in the post for leaving bags and boxes outside the dumpster.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,748 ✭✭✭✭Ally Dick


    Did Joe bring the kids to Ballyer to see the relatives ?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,846 ✭✭✭✭somesoldiers


    ?width=630&version=2267395
    is he playing "Maniac on the floor"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,829 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    Nody wrote: »
    Well ideally it would have closed 1k posts ago; as it keeps going beyond 10k the issues become larger rapidly for the poor hamsters. Please think of the boards hamsters.

    It was surprisingly well-behaved for a 10K+ thread; they usually fall over and die soon after that.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    Ally Dick wrote: »
    Did Joe bring the kids to Ballyer to see the relatives ?


    I doubt. He may have flown over it in the private jet and pointed down below but I'd imagine that's as close as they got.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43,037 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    Joe's back tomorrow.

    I will believe it when i see it


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,420 ✭✭✭✭sligojoek


    Joe's back tomorrow.
    That's nice of him. Probably took today off in lieu of the bank holiday.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    ?width=630&version=2267395

    Yes Mr. Duffy, your cheque has lodged securely. Thank you for banking with Mossack Fonseca and enjoy your latest holidays.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,793 ✭✭✭Red Kev


    Nody wrote: »
    Well ideally it would have closed 1k posts ago; as it keeps going beyond 10k the issues become larger rapidly for the poor hamsters. Please think of the boards hamsters.


    What colour is the hamster caller?

    What does he eat caller?

    Do you call him petal, Petal?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,420 ✭✭✭✭sligojoek


    sligojoek wrote: »
    That's nice of him. Probably took today off in lieu of the bank holiday.
    Bottlebrush: John sounding very like Pat Shortt there

    They're both from the same part of South Tipp.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,213 ✭✭✭bottlebrush


    sligojoek wrote: »
    They're both from the same part of South Tipp.

    Dat's riiight!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,092 ✭✭✭Hitchens


    Why was Nody demoted?


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  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Arts Moderators, Business & Finance Moderators, Entertainment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 18,463 CMod ✭✭✭✭Nody


    Hitchens wrote: »
    Why was Nody demoted?
    I refused to keep paying the bribes :p (no clue what I'm suppose to been demoted from though)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,748 ✭✭✭✭Ally Dick


    The bin companies had better come up with a locking device for all wheelie bins that only they or the householder can open. Otherwise you'll have unscrupulous neighbours sneaking their rubbish into your bin overnight. Then you'll get the whopper charges


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    Good oul Joe.
    Loves his Sennheisers!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 27,833 ✭✭✭✭ThisRegard


    The childers of today were at gubberment buildings for a presentation about the childers of the revolution (not the craft beer) on Wednesday.

    That answers the question as to why Joe was off skiving again. Wonder if the kids were presented with a free gift of his buke?


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,252 ✭✭✭Dia1988


    Originally posted by Atlantic Dawn:
    Where did all the tens of millions in savings that the councils made in getting rid of providing the refuse service for free go?

    This guy might have an idea where the money has gone

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?app=desktop&persist_app=1&v=QgRznrUwS0k


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    Good oul Joe.
    Loves his Sennheisers!

    Just don't ask him to pronounce or spell the brand name.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43,037 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    Just don't ask him to pronounce or spell the brand name.

    Shinyhaysers


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,092 ✭✭✭Red Fred


    Potential topics for today:
    It's a year today since the Berkeley balcony tragedy.
    On a lighter note today is Blueimsday - coddle all round.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,420 ✭✭✭✭sligojoek


    Red Fred wrote: »
    Potential topics for today:
    It's a year today since the Berkeley balcony tragedy.
    On a lighter note today is Blueimsday - coddle all round.

    A year since Joe took three weeks off


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    sligojoek wrote: »
    A year since Joe took three weeks off

    He's just back from 4 weeks off ;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,420 ✭✭✭✭sligojoek


    I'm surprised he hasn't done Brexit yet. He was all over the Scottish referendum and the time


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    sligojoek wrote: »
    I'm surprised he hasn't done Brexit yet. He was all over the Scottish referendum and the time

    He can't locate Brexit on de map so to speak.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    Red Fred wrote: »
    Potential topics for today:
    It's a year today since the Berkeley balcony tragedy.
    On a lighter note today is Blueimsday - coddle all round.

    Newstalk have been covering Berkley for the last month.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,420 ✭✭✭✭sligojoek


    He can't locate Brexit on de map so to speak.

    De Geeooooogel eeeeart


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,734 ✭✭✭✭dvcireland


    Joseph was werking hard yestrday doing a gig, for the Childer of 1916....so to speak

    This image is a metaphor:

    440px-SqueezeSponge.jpg


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    dvcireland wrote: »
    Joseph was werking hard yestrday doing a gig, for the Childer of 1916....so to speak

    This image is a metaphor:

    440px-SqueezeSponge.jpg

    Wat colour was de cash?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,420 ✭✭✭✭sligojoek


    Be-heeee-moths charging around our roads. Bin charges
    Philip Cairns mother
    Forgiveness
    Does smoking dope cause mental illness!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,793 ✭✭✭Red Kev


    sligojoek wrote: »
    Be-heeee-moths charging around our roads. Bin charges
    Philip Cairns mother
    Forgiveness
    Does smoking dope cause mental illness!

    Well Joe has his mind made up on the first and last topic already in the intro. "The new behemoths of our roads, charging around Dublin", Jesus H. Christ, he should be a copywriter for The Sun.

    He also made it clear that he doesn't believe the mother when she says that hash isn't the cause of her daughters paranoia. Sorry missus, but you're on the road to loserville with Joe on that one.

    Plenty of bias to get through there and it's an hour till the programme starts.

    In other news Wales v England kicks off at 2.00pm, i know where I'll be moving the dial/which pub I'm going to.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    sligojoek wrote: »
    Be-heeee-moths charging around our roads. Bin charges
    Philip Cairns mother
    Forgiveness
    Does smoking dope cause mental illness!

    No mention of fees paid to RTÉ staff then again I see? ;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,846 ✭✭✭✭somesoldiers


    sligojoek wrote: »
    Does smoking dope cause mental illness!
    Queue: "I've smoked dope for years Joe, not a bother on me"
    and "my son had a joint then tried to stab me"


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    Queue: "I've smoked dope for years Joe, not a bother on me"
    and "my son had a joint then tried to stab me"

    Caller: I do be usin' it for de pain relief for me arthritis Joe. It's legal in America now too so it is.
    Joe: so are guns so to speak.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,930 ✭✭✭PeterTheEighth


    God if I hear that word BREXIT one more f**king time.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,734 ✭✭✭✭dvcireland


    God if I hear that word BREXIT one more f**king time.
    chance of an ENGEXIT today, if the Welsh Pirlo and Bale have their way


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    God if I hear that word BREXIT one more f**king time.

    How does Joseph say it I wonder? Will he make the "T" silent? He'll no doubt find a way to mispronounce it.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,930 ✭✭✭PeterTheEighth


    Boyd Barrett should just marry Ruth Coppinger and the two of them f**k off to Cuba.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    Lots of changes to the Rugby Team for Saturday. I wonder what Joe thinks of these thugs changes?

    I doubt he even knows they're playing tbh.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 85,547 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
    GDY151


    Won't be around these parts today as I is watching the ball so to speak.

    Interesting article on Broadsheet about Philip Cairns disappearance detailing events over the years....http://www.broadsheet.ie/2016/06/14/philip-cairns-and-a-trail-of-disinformation/?utm_source=internal&utm_medium=web&utm_content=most_commented
    1966: Cooke sets up the pirate radio station Radio Dublin and works there part-time while continuing his work as a TV and radio repairman. During this time Cooke involves himself in live Garda operations and patrols in the Kilmainham area of the city on a nightly basis, installing a CB radio and a blue flashing light in his Jaguar car and uses the call-sign “Alpha 7” to report the movements of stolen vehicles in Dublin ‘A’ District, pursuing and ramming them himself.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    Won't be around these parts today as I is watching the ball so to speak.


    Whoy don't you ring in pretending to be Daffyd from Caerphilly complaining that you can't find de match being shown in any pub in Dubalin Town. And mention that the streets are filthy and that Dubalin Town looks like any udder town in the You Kay......


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    "we done"

    Excellent start from a grammatical point of view so to speak.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 27,833 ✭✭✭✭ThisRegard


    Sounds like Taken.


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