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What sayings, old wives tales or legends do you put a lot of stock in?

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  • Registered Users Posts: 1,196 ✭✭✭Shint0


    Wherever you go, there you are.


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,504 ✭✭✭ArtyC


    Better looking at it than looking for it :)


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,289 ✭✭✭dresden8



    "Jet fuel can't melt steel but patchouli oil can!"

    Are you a 9/11 conspiracy theorist?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 975 ✭✭✭uvox


    "DCU* will always be NIHE (Nearly in Higher Education) to me"

    *also works for UL


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,104 ✭✭✭Niemoj


    "Ah! I see!" Said the blind man.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 1,212 ✭✭✭Naid23


    One my granny used to say if we were ever scared of doing something that might kill us :rolleyes:
    'If you are born to be shot, you wont drown"


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,910 ✭✭✭Gwynplaine


    I can't afford to buy cheap things.


  • Posts: 26,052 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Gwynplaine wrote: »
    I can't afford to buy cheap things.

    Buy cheap - buy twice!


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,577 ✭✭✭Bonzo Delaney


    Never ever put you're dick in crazy ....never!


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,196 ✭✭✭Shint0


    Never ever put you're dick in crazy ....never!

    What's the opposite of that for us wimmins?


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  • Registered Users Posts: 1,577 ✭✭✭Bonzo Delaney


    Shint0 wrote: »
    What's the opposite of that for us wimmins?

    Bad boys not mad boys .... dunno just made that up


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,573 ✭✭✭pragmatic1


    Never ever put you're dick in crazy ....never!
    So unfortunately true. Should include never have babies with crazies.


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,573 ✭✭✭pragmatic1


    Love many, trust few and always paddle your own canoe.

    Live my life by that gem.


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,814 ✭✭✭harry Bailey esq


    Im not superstitious generally, but you won't catch me talking to a redhead on a Monday......


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,462 ✭✭✭valoren


    Rock bottom for some people is six feet under.

    Some people are beyond help, your help will be futile.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,660 ✭✭✭armaghlad


    Never eat yellow snow


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 90 ✭✭MarcoAntonio23


    Di nasce riccu, quess’un he una virtue soia - There’s no virtue in being born rich

    A puverta un face vergogna - There’s no shame in being poor

    Corsican proverbs


  • Registered Users Posts: 16,250 ✭✭✭✭Iwasfrozen


    pragmatic1 wrote: »
    So unfortunately true. Should include never have babies with crazies.

    Don't put your dick in crazy covers don't have babies with crazies.


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,194 ✭✭✭foxy farmer


    He who dipeth the wick must payeth for the oil.

    You must accept any repercussions from your actions.


  • Registered Users Posts: 893 ✭✭✭PLL


    If you're the smartest person in the room then you're in the wrong room.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 1,109 ✭✭✭PMBC


    Niemoj wrote: »
    "Ah! I see!" Said the blind man.

    Or as I was told -
    'I see said the blind man
    I see a stone wall
    You cant said the dummy
    You cant see at all'

    That was often accompanied by a story of my mothers about a local family, who were said to be 'harmless' as they waked one of the family over a few days and tried to keep the corpse from rigor mortis by putting him/her on top of a sheet of galvanised iron, kept hot by the fire!! No names except that they were of Hugenot stock.:eek:


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 16,635 ✭✭✭✭dr.fuzzenstein


    Time is a great healer. Unless you've got a rash, than you're better off with ointment.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 16,635 ✭✭✭✭dr.fuzzenstein


    There's a lot of people whose neck contains enough brass to make a doorknob.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,053 ✭✭✭pl4ichjgy17zwd


    PMBC wrote:
    Or as I was told - 'I see said the blind man I see a stone wall You cant said the dummy You cant see at all'


    The variation I learned was:
    I see, said the blind man
    A hole in the wall,
    No you don't, said the deaf man
    You can't see at all


  • Registered Users Posts: 7,008 ✭✭✭not yet


    Enjoy yourself and don't sweat the small stuff cause you'll be long enough with a ton of clay on your chest.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,417 ✭✭✭Miguel_Sanchez


    dresden8 wrote: »
    Are you a 9/11 conspiracy theorist?

    The joke was that the Galway crustie was, not me.


  • Registered Users Posts: 51,652 ✭✭✭✭tayto lover


    Enjoy the flowers, you'll be long enough looking at the roots.


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