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Advice/wisdom in four words only

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23-04-2016 1:05am

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Esel

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So, I will start:

NEVER force a fart.

Not your ornery onager

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#2 23-04-2016 1:08am
Armchair Andy

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Red to the front.....

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#3 23-04-2016 1:08am
BlondeMoment

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Work hard, stay humble

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#4 23-04-2016 1:10am
My name is URL

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Do a barrel roll

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#5 23-04-2016 1:15am
fineso.mom

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Try to be nice.

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#6 23-04-2016 1:16am
Penny Tration

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Don't eat yellow snow.

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#7 23-04-2016 1:18am
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Learn to let go.

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#8 23-04-2016 1:19am
maryishere

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you only live once

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#9 23-04-2016 1:19am
bodice ripper

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RTFM

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#10 23-04-2016 1:20am
Recurve360

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Dream Big, Never Settle

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#11 23-04-2016 1:20am
Gremlinertia

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Suck it and see.

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#12 23-04-2016 1:22am
buried

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Nuke it from orbit

"You have disgraced yourselves again" - W. B. Yeats

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#13 23-04-2016 1:23am
Doyler92

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Don't be a c*nt!

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#14 23-04-2016 1:27am
fergiesfolly

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Don't be taken in by glib words of wisdom you read on the internet.

Oh and....

Don't follow the rules

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#15 23-04-2016 1:29am
jamesbere

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The gold is buried....

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#16 23-04-2016 1:37am
dreamers75

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Do it, fcuk it.

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#17 23-04-2016 1:39am
endacl

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Don't start silly threads.

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#18 23-04-2016 1:42am
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Keep the legacy style

Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.

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#19 23-04-2016 1:45am
prinzeugen

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Cover your own arse.

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#20 23-04-2016 1:46am
Bigus

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Love you long time,

firty dorrar

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#21 23-04-2016 1:49am
Senna

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Can't lift, don't shift

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#22 23-04-2016 2:14am
Esel

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bodice ripper wrote: »

RTFM

STFU

Not your ornery onager

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#23 23-04-2016 2:17am
the evasion_kid

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Eat,sleep,rave,repeat

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#24 23-04-2016 2:19am
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Always use a condom

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#25 23-04-2016 2:21am
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lefty loosey righty tighty

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#26 23-04-2016 2:39am
RoadhouseBlues

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Don't let her go........

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#27 23-04-2016 2:44am
Esel

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Hell is other people.

Not your ornery onager

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#28 23-04-2016 2:46am
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never eat shredded wheat

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#29 23-04-2016 2:49am
FalconGirl

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Live within your means

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#30 23-04-2016 2:52am
Esel

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There are no words.

Not your ornery onager

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#31 23-04-2016 3:10am
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Make love, not war

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