Liveline Thread 13/04/2016 to 15/06/16

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1850 715 815 or joe at r t e dot ie

snubbleste

© Butterssuki 1916

Dan Jaman

Bah; third.

HeidiHeidi

Can I apply for
"Nigerian Embassy" and "Shane O'Curry" (which are unlikely ever to feature on the show again after the last times!)
to be replaced by
"Viskeral" and "I know dat, I KNOW DAT, I KNOW DAT"




(HOW is I Know Dat not on it already??? :eek:)

snubbleste

Classic Lahvline from 11 April featuring Mary, Joe, Fr McKevitt, Lena, Joe, Dr. Eddie
Worth a listen to find some more nuggets
https://clyp.it/im5s44b0

ButtersSuki

HeidiHeidi wrote: »

Can I apply for
"Nigerian Embassy" and "Shane O'Curry" (which are unlikely ever to feature on the show again after the last times!)
to be replaced by
"Viskeral" and "I know dat, I KNOW DAT, I KNOW DAT"




(HOW is I Know Dat not on it already??? :eek:)

Me Mack Buke Pro is in de Apple Store in Belfast getting repaired. I'll have it back on Fryday so to speak. If yisser are all good betwixt and between now and den, I'll work on an updated Lahv Lahn Bingo Buzzword Card when I get de Mack back so to speak.....

If I was a Funny Fryday Comedian I could get Joe to axe me why did I have to go Belfast on Fryday I could say it's for de

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=uB1D9wWxd2w

One of the 3 producers could cue up de song and have it ready to play so to speak.

ButtersSuki

On anudder note, I passed Wendy's WhistleStop Café last Saturday. The Cafè has been dropped and replaced with "Chippy" - Joe obviously gave her some advice on how to sound more salt a de irth, and dat "café" sounded a bit fancy.

If I was an even bigger bollix than I am, I might have stopped and asked her "how's de leg". But I'm saving all my anger for Joe so I just drove on.

Dan Jaman

De Buke isn't on it - there will still be some mileage in it, I think.

ButtersSuki

I'm just worried about where I'm going to find an image for

"Legalised sodomy"

Expunge

Don't forget Ronnie (or was it Reggie?) Kray!
"Open Your Eyes..............Open Your Eyes............Open Your Eyes"

That has to be in the new wall chart.

snubbleste

Don't forget the famous “We don’t own the country” immigration debate from 2013 http://www.broadsheet.ie/2013/10/09/space-invader/

somesoldiers

Another shooting in Dublin just now, wonder will it make the show or will he wait til after the post mortem?

ButtersSuki

somesoldiers wrote: »

Another shooting in Dublin just now, wonder will it make the show or will he wait til after the post mortem?

If it was in Ballyer or Clontarf there's no chance of it being discussed. If it was in the inner city, it might be....especially if some salt of de irth saw it and is willing to come on air/take Joe's call to discuss it.

somesoldiers

Crinan Strand (new jack city as I call it) outside Noctors pub

Red Kev

A sshort part of this was posted up a few days ago; someone was looking for the full article.

It's from the current (April 8th) edition of The Phoenix.

ButtersSuki

I'll be suffering a different type of attack to anudder part head today as I'll be at de dentist do to speak at 2. Enjoy the show kids, I'll read de thread later to see how ye all performed.

snubbleste

ButtersSuki wrote: »

I'll be suffering a different type of attack to anudder part head today as I'll be at de dentist do to speak at 2. Enjoy the show kids, I'll read de thread later to see how ye all performed.

Bring your tranny and place it adjacent the chair

CarrickMcJoe

ButtersSuki wrote: »

I'll be suffering a different type of attack to anudder part head today as I'll be at de dentist do to speak at 2. Enjoy the show kids, I'll read de thread later to see how ye all performed.

Maybe de dentist will play back a Funny Friday as an anesthetic..

ButtersSuki

snubbleste wrote: »

Bring your tranny and place it adjacent the chair

He/she is unavailable.

monkey9

ButtersSuki wrote: »

I'll be suffering a different type of attack to anudder part head today as I'll be at de dentist do to speak at 2. Enjoy the show kids, I'll read de thread later to see how ye all performed.

And what's the dentist's name? Would he (or she of course, there'd be plenty of female dentists out there and very capable as well I might add) have any family to speak off? Does he have siblings. Is he the youngest? Will you be drinking beer while you're there? Do you think drinking beer is the reason you're going to the dentist in the first place?

neris

You know your no longer working class when:

You send two of your 3 twins to Belvo

Dan Jaman

somesoldiers wrote: »

Another shooting in Dublin just now, wonder will it make the show or will he wait til after the post mortem?

Looks like it.

Anyway, the official post mortem will have to wait until the Duffy PM is finished.

2smiggy

any Irish Pub near the scene of the shooting to call ?

Dan Jaman

"Yoot".

somesoldiers

Dan Jaman wrote: »

Looks like it.

I should have rang in, have a better view than this lad

White Horse

Dublin eh? What an "unadulterated kip".

snubbleste

LOIVE to a dooblin shooting.
No wonder the Australian dfat gave a warning to visitors to Ireland

ButtersSuki

Dan Jaman wrote: »

"Yoot".

It "yute" actually!

ButtersSuki

"Who was shot Nicola, don't name names now"


Huh?

Dan Jaman

ButtersSuki wrote: »

It "yute" actually!

Aurstralyan now, is it?

BPKS

Was any cat harmed?

ButtersSuki

somesoldiers wrote: »

I should have rang in, have a better view than this lad

Wat colour is your view?

2smiggy

nice for them (yet horrible existence IMO) to be in the pub at 12.30pm on a Thursday afternoon

ThisRegard

Joe likes hanging around Sheriff Street. He could get a reputation for that.

A Shaved Duck?

This is very insightful stuff its almost like this sunday wureld journalist was there..

there may have been a car used in the escape or people running away or they may have used bikes..

Dan Jaman

"Oddies."

ButtersSuki

I travel through dare a lot, because I'm
an ordinary salt a de irth just like youz do to speak...

snubbleste

Liveline is a nationwide listener driven show.

BPKS

A Shaved Duck? wrote: »

This is very insightful stuff its almost like this sunday wureld journalist was there..

there may have been a car used in the escape or people running away or they may have used bikes..

They may have had two arms, two legs and a head my sources tell me.

somesoldiers

2smiggy wrote: »

nice for them (yet horrible existence IMO) to be in the pub at 12.30pm on a Thursday afternoon

the shooting was on the other side of the street not in the pub

A Shaved Duck?

ButtersSuki wrote: »

I travel through dare a lot, be hard I'm
an ordinary salt a de irth just like youz do to speak...

Is joe trying to say that driving down amiens street from his palace in the jag is the same as swinging by noctors for a pinteen?

lol

Dan Jaman

BPKS wrote: »

They may have had two arms, two legs and a head my sources tell me.

Above average, then.

Dan Jaman

Boards reload playing up, again.

sligojoek

Dee amblence.

Hey Butters. What colour is the dentist?

somesoldiers

what time is Paul "this guy is a serious player" Williams on?

somesoldiers

Cheeky Chappie

did she just say "ODC"...ha

ThisRegard

She's talking some bollow, she admired that smuggler fella that was shot a couple of weeks ago.

BarryD

Same old stuff..

ThisRegard

Oh look, a buke, what a surprise.

Dan Jaman

somesoldiers wrote: »

Cheeky Chappie

did she just say "ODC"...ha

"Ah, sure; at least them people let you know you deserved it."

snubbleste

ThisRegard wrote: »

Oh look, a buke, what a surprise.

where, where?