What job would you love to do for a day

Muahahaha

If you could do any job for a day, just to see what it is like, what would it be?

I've half an eye on Cheltenham here so I reckon being a rasehorse jockey for a day would be pretty cool.

Though I'd also love to give air traffic controlling a punt too, kinda like a big computer game with peoples lives at stake :pac:

Formula 1 race car tester.

Tipperary Fairy

Wildlife photographer
Luas driver
Vet nurse
Puppysitter
Pilot

Timberrrrrrrr

Porn star

intheclouds

Orthopediac surgeon.
Commander of the ISS.
Plumber.

beach_walker

A Garda. Not saying that I would like to do their job indefinitely (or even that I'm able for it), rather it's just so different to what I do that I think it would be fascinating to see a day in the life.

Muahahaha

I should have added chef to my list. I'd hate to have a job as a chef as its long hours on your feet. But I'd love to try it out for a day in a busy commercial kitchen just to see how I'd handle the pressure of it all. They could sack me at closing time, I'd be fine with that.

Fluffer.

DrumSteve

God.

Seems that fluffers are only for men. Whatever the one for women might be -- a moisturizer?

GLaDOS

I'd say chef as well, I love cooking, though I'd probably hate it if it was my proper job.

Astronaut, because space.

DipStick McSwindler

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Menas

Apart from the obvious (Boob washer) I would like to be an astronaut for a day....the day of the launch.

intheclouds

IrishFeeney92 wrote: »

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Boom_Bap

I'd be Marcus Hyde's assistant for the day.

Lads, he's a photographer but look him up on Instagram and you'll know why.

aaronjumper

Food critic. 'Bring me your attempt at food while I judge you from my high horse.'

Chocolate girl

A surgeon.
Would love also to do Simon Cowells job for a day along with his bank account. ;-)

smash

Jessica Alba's bikini line waxer. Failing that, Wall Street billionaire so I could transfer money to myself...

Train driver

I'd love to inspect those absolutely massive chimney stacks around the world. I love heights. Just not mad enough to risk everything

mud

I'd love to be Neil Gaiman's editor for a day.

DamienDarts

Prison guard

Ruu

Shoe salesman for the rush.

jobbridge4life

If it didn't affect my life afterwards then probably a porn person.

maudgonner

RTÉ Director General.


A lot of people would be getting a pay cut. A lot of people would be getting fired.

Stigura

I once read about this guy, in India. His actual paid profession was to travel around the countryside deflowering virgin girls!

I wonder what His dream job for the day would be?

qo2cj1dsne8y4k

I'd be a princess. Like a trial day and I'd be so good they'd hire me forever.

IrishFeeney92

IrishFeeney92 wrote: »

Something similar, but with an extra letter

Similare?

esforum

Imagine being in space, awsome

I did study and try to be a professional comic artist but alas, I was evidently not as talented as my mammy told me I was so maybe I could jump into the shoes of Eszuerra or Mills for a day and just be all "Wow, I am awesome"

I'd work at the Alameda Naval Aviation Museum, and I'd fly all the birds.

Alf Stewart.

Being a Beatle at the height of their fame would have been awesome.

The screaming chicks, the grog, the drugs.

Mostly grog n drugs if I'm honest though.

donegaLroad

In charge of the IT dept at Bank of Ireland

salmocab

donegaLroad wrote: »

In charge of the IT dept at Bank of Ireland

My dog used to be in charge of Ulster Banks.

recylingbin

beach_walker wrote: »

A Garda. Not saying that I would like to do their job indefinitely (or even that I'm able for it), rather it's just so different to what I do that I think it would be fascinating to see a day in the life.

What are you in everyday life? Burglar?

salmocab

salmocab wrote: »

My dog used to be in charge of Ulster Banks.

Yeah right.

I'm sure your dog would have done a better job! :pac:

The_Valeyard

Kim Jon Un

holy guacamole

Either a gynaecologist, an assassin or a milkman.

The gynaecology thing wouldn't be in any way perverted, would just like to hear about, and see first-hand, the kind of issues ladies present.

salmocab

Karsini wrote: »

Yeah right.

I'm sure your dog would have done a better job! :pac:

Hes not very smart to be fair, occasionally rolls in fox sh1t. Still works there, in customer relations.

Alf Stewart.

The_Valeyard wrote: »

Kim Jon Un

Kim Jon Un is best Kim Jon.

Capt'n Midnight

Karsini wrote: »

Train driver

A tram driver.

Same job but you get paid more.

Buona Fortuna

holy guacamole wrote: »

The gynaecology thing wouldn't be in any way perverted, would just like to hear about, and see first-hand, the kind of issues ladies present.

Sure and then look at their fannies, in a non-perverted way? :rolleyes:

CarFan100

Suicide bomber

CantonasCollar

Fly with the Red Arrows

Ally Dick

Candice Swanepoel's bum washer

http://nymag.com/thecut/2012/12/someones-job-to-wash-models-butts.html

OldMrBrennan83

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thee glitz

Daily Mail comments mod.

Sound Bite

A detective. Always wanted to be one but didn't want to be a guard first.

Hannibelle Smeeeth

Candie wrote: »

Similare?

:pac: that really tickled me :pac:

Journalist for me

FaganJr

Nipple tweaker to the Stars!

TheLastMohican

Pink's personal masseur

shamrock2004

Postman on a gorgeous summer's morning