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Can't finish doing the nasty after blazing..?

Under_Graduate · 2016-03-11 13:42:42

Is this a common side effect amongst the benefits of "the herb"? I plowed my girl into a semi coma last night and..... nothing. Today I said, hell, I'm gonna do what has to be done so, I went to this real nasty chick I see from time to time. I mean, this girl could get blood from a stone - figuratively speaking. Half an…

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Under_Graduate

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Is this a common side effect amongst the benefits of "the herb"?

I plowed my girl into a semi coma last night and..... nothing.

Today I said, hell, I'm gonna do what has to be done so, I went to this real nasty chick I see from time to time.
I mean, this girl could get blood from a stone - figuratively speaking.

Half an hour of solid work, and I mean solid..... nothing.

Just can't make it happen.

The only thing I can attribute it to is my ingestion of a small quantity of reefer each evening, which I've been doing over the last few days.

Anyone else have this issue after blazing?

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#2 11-03-2016 1:44pm

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You sound like a great guy.

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#3 11-03-2016 1:44pm

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Obvious and poor troll is obvious and poor

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2057566904

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#4 11-03-2016 1:44pm

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Apart from getting high, what are the benefits of smoking weed?

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#5 11-03-2016 1:45pm

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Seriously. This is a character you've created, right? You don't actually exist like this in the real world?

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#6 11-03-2016 1:46pm

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My name is URL wrote: »

Obvious and poor troll is obvious and poor

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2057566904

That was one of his better efforts...

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#7 11-03-2016 1:46pm

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Come down from that cloud

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#8 11-03-2016 1:46pm

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kjl wrote: »

Apart from getting high, what are the benefits of smoking weed?

Small quantities of the Sativa strain counteract the negative effects of anxiety and depression.
Increase appetite.
Induce somnolence.
Improve mood.
Stabilize gastric processing.

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#9 11-03-2016 1:47pm

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kjl wrote: »

Apart from getting high, what are the benefits of smoking weed?

We get to benefit from his posts

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#10 11-03-2016 1:47pm

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oh dear, come back with a true story and one that involves an actual female;)

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#11 11-03-2016 1:47pm

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Under_Graduate wrote: »

Is this a common side effect amongst the benefits of "the herb"?

Never a problem for me & I'm a 35 year, gram a day veteran.

Off to a urologist with you...

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#12 11-03-2016 1:48pm

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You come across as a bit of a saddle sniffer to be honest.

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#13 11-03-2016 1:49pm

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Under_Graduate wrote: »

The only thing I can attribute it to is my ingestion of a small quantity of reefer each evening, which I've been doing over the last few days.

There's your problem, try a huge amount of it and you'll be fine. Like you want to be barely able to walk.

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#14 11-03-2016 1:49pm

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endacl wrote: »

That was one of his better efforts...

I know. I didn't think he was a troll after the first attempt. Just a weirdo

Hey maybe he's both

I refuse to believe that anyone in the real world still calls it 'the reefer', or having sex with their girlfriend as 'plowing'

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#15 11-03-2016 1:51pm

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Did anyone take the time to make a "Don't fear the reefer" joke in the last thread?

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#16 11-03-2016 1:54pm

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Under_Graduate wrote:

Just can't make it happen.

Could be way off here but maybe being a 15 year old living in a fantasy land could be part of the problem?

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#17 11-03-2016 1:56pm

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Far out, dude

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#18 11-03-2016 1:56pm

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My name is URL wrote: »

I know. I didn't think he was a troll after the first attempt. Just a weirdo

Hey maybe he's both

I refuse to believe that anyone in the real world still calls it 'the reefer', or having sex with their girlfriend as 'plowing'

Is it bad to hope he's a weirdo, and not a troll? Because anybody who trolls that badly kinda deserves to be a wierdo...

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#19 11-03-2016 1:58pm

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Under_Graduate wrote: »

Is this a common side effect amongst the benefits of "the herb"?

I plowed my girl into a semi coma last night and..... nothing.

Today I said, hell, I'm gonna do what has to be done so, I went to this real nasty chick I see from time to time.
I mean, this girl could get blood from a stone - figuratively speaking.

Half an hour of solid work, and I mean solid..... nothing.

Just can't make it happen.

The only thing I can attribute it to is my ingestion of a small quantity of reefer each evening, which I've been doing over the last few days.

Anyone else have this issue after blazing?

Hi Under_Graduate, perhaps you don't remember with all the smoking and riding you are doing, but you appear to raise a thread about women and 'the reefer' every so often that don't appear to resolve any of your problems. I don't see how this is going to answer your conundrum either.
I'm going to set you a new challenge here in After Hours that I want you to stick to. Don't raise any more threads about drugs or your astounding acheivements with the opposite sex.

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