Good Name for my Pub?

Sir Osis of Liver. · 27-02-2016 3:21am #1

I was thinking .......

djflawless · 27-02-2016 3:23am

Stickit inn
The Ben Dover
I dunno anything really its a pub

Lights On · 27-02-2016 3:25am

Shifty Eyes

Punkyblip · 27-02-2016 3:35am

Sir Osis of Liver. wrote: »

I was thinking .......

Sir Osis of Liver Tavern of course

Ruu · 27-02-2016 3:35am

The Ban Hammer.
Cookers and Hoke.

rubadub · 27-02-2016 3:44am

The Boozer.

Jim Bob Scratcher · 27-02-2016 3:56am

Farty McFinnigan's

27-02-2016 3:57am

To be honest/blunt I don't really know if the name has much to do with the success of a pub anymore. In bygone days it was kinda expected that pubs would have an Irish man's surname, occasionally followed by "and sons" over the door.

These days I dunno. Hipsters want you to sell something called "craft beer", translate everything into French in order to triple your prices, and if you're gonna open across the street from a fire station or cement factory, best not to call yourself "Titney Queers"*

*(I'm allowed to get away with that joke because I'm gay. Hooray for PC gone mad!)

wil · 27-02-2016 4:16am

Inspired by my manflu keeping me simultaneously awake and duvet bound

The Cough and Splutter Inn.

Or how about The Innsert Pub Heare.

And for the basement nightclub.

- Dank Memes and Broken Dreams

Donald Trump · 27-02-2016 4:26am

A compromise

"The Swan & Paedo"

Riddle101 · 27-02-2016 4:31am

The Drunken Dungeon - Preferably the pub would be built like a dungeon and would have a sort of medieval theme to it, and maybe some nice scenery.

The Flying Dutchman - Based on the name of the legendary ship, the pub would be built like an 18th century ship. It could have a pirate theme to it as well.

The Dragon's Nest - I was inspired by the name of the show Dragon's Den but decided to call it a nest.

The Fire Pit - I don't know if it's a cool name, I could imagine people calling it The Pit.

the evasion_kid · 27-02-2016 5:00am

coxwell inn

Mark Tapley · 27-02-2016 5:12am

Yore Ma's.

Woodenspoons.

thesandeman · 27-02-2016 5:21am

Sir Osis of Liver. wrote: »

You really need to ask??

wijam · 27-02-2016 5:47am

The Local

Lisacatlover · 27-02-2016 5:53am

Name it 'Apple iPub'. Hire some stonemasons to give it rounded corners. Wait for the lawsuit and extensive global media coverage of same. Profit.

thesandeman · 27-02-2016 6:20am

Lisacatlover wrote: »

Name it 'Apple iPub'. Hire some stonemasons to give it rounded corners. Wait for the lawsuit and extensive global media coverage of same. Profit.

Or 'And Roide'. Put it beside a rugby club in Dublin. No lawsuit, coverage in The (oirish) Mail and Liveline, profit and a possible ride.

Jesus Wept · 27-02-2016 6:44am

Pints or GFTO

Mr.Crinklewood · 27-02-2016 6:55am

Clive

get a room · 27-02-2016 7:54am

I hate being in the barbers and having to talk sh1t with the barber, I dislike mundane talk with taxi drivers, I like to sit on my own in the coffee shop / pub with a news paper and a quiet read.
I thought If I owned a bar or coffee shop, Id market it for people who just want piece and quiet, so I thought "Asbergers Coffee" would be a good name.