Be warned AH the Backwards one appears to be on the booze!`

Stheno

The rampage shall start soon!

Aint Eazy Being Cheezy

Song lyrics aren't much of a rampage.

The Backwards Man

It's Monday night. Who are you, Sherlock Holmes?

Shannon757

Ah sure it'll be grand.

Stheno

The Backwards Man wrote: »

It's Monday night. Who are you, Sherlock Holmes?

Watson Or Pascoe

kneemos

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Stheno

kneemos wrote: »

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I think we need to find him a woman, get him to settle down, redecorate the house, and settle into married bliss

The Backwards Man

kneemos wrote: »

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He's not representative of Tennents drinkers, we take our hat off to sip the Amber honey

Lady is a tramp

Stheno wrote: »

I think we need to find him a woman, get him to settle down, redecorate the house, and settle into married bliss

I'll volunteer!

Stheno

Aint Eazy Being Cheezy wrote: »

Song lyrics aren't much of a rampage.

Wasn't it Heart he started with last week? Fierce soppy altogether.:pac: There's a closet romantic there!

Colser

Stheno wrote: »

I think we need to find him a woman, get him to settle down, redecorate the house, and settle into married bliss

Ah no...its nice to see someone happy.

The Backwards Man

I rearranged my cupboards and swung the table around at the weekend, I'm not averse to a wee bit of feng shui on my own you know

Eutow

I think he loves Tennents more than he could love any woman.

Stheno

The Backwards Man wrote: »

I rearranged my cupboards and swung the table around at the weekend, I'm not averse to a wee bit of feng shui on my own you know

Does the base of your bed face a window?

Eutow wrote: »

I think he loves Tennents more than he could love any woman.

Hmm you may have a point.

kfallon

I'd say Tennents farts the next morning are lethal!

Fat Christy

Everyone is gonna get a PM about knickers.

kfallon

Fat Christy wrote: »

Everyone is gonna get a PM about knickers.

Lost yours again?

Also please stay on topic!

The Backwards Man

Eutow wrote: »

I think he loves Tennents more than he could love any woman.

I've been drinking Tennent's a long time, and it has never asked me where the hell do you think you were til this time of night yet.

Fat Christy

kfallon wrote: »

Lost yours again?

Also please stay on topic!

Would you ever feck off and stop following me around?

I'll bate da lugs off ya.

Penny Tration

Fat Christy wrote: »

Everyone is gonna get a PM about knickers.

You get those too?

I thought I was special :pac:

kfallon

Fat Christy wrote: »

I'll bate da lugs off ya.

I'll give you such a kick in the tits you won't even know what day it is never mind where your knickers are :P

kfallon

Penny Tration wrote: »

You get those too?

I thought I was special :pac:

I get them too

Fat Christy

Penny Tration wrote: »

You get those too?

I thought I was special :pac:

Nope, me, you and everyone else.

Soz babes.

BM? He's a heartbreaker.

Stheno

Fat Christy wrote: »

Everyone is gonna get a PM about knickers.

Penny Tration wrote: »

You get those too?

I thought I was special :pac:

Did yous both get the thongs pm :eek: Have we got a manslut on our hands?

The Backwards Man wrote: »

I've been drinking Tennent's a long time, and it has never asked me where the hell do you think you were til this time of night yet.

You've just not met the right woman/man.

My OH has collected me in various states of insobriety more times than he cares to remember.

The Backwards Man

Fat Christy wrote: »

Nope, me, you and everyone else.

Soz babes.

BM? He's a heartbreaker.

Pat Benatar.

Good tune

Fat Christy

kfallon wrote: »

I get them too

Do you know what you should get?

Penny Tration

Stheno wrote: »

Did yous both get the thongs pm :eek: Have we got a manslut on our hands?

I've been getting them for about 3 years now!

Stheno

The Backwards Man wrote: »

Pat Benatar.

Good tune

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZEZKE19eu-E

saltsun

The Backwards Man wrote: »

I rearranged my cupboards and swung the table around at the weekend, I'm not averse to a wee bit of feng shui on my own you know

Say that in an Enda Kenny voice, disturbing...

The Backwards Man

kfallon wrote: »

I get them too

You better savour that last pic, because it's the last one you'll ever get

Bulbous Salutation

Is there not a private forum where this sort of mutual back slapping would be better served?

qo2cj1dsne8y4k

Well I'm shocked and appauled to find out I'm not special bm!

The Backwards Man

Bulbous Salutation wrote: »

Is there not a private forum where this sort of mutual back slapping would be better served?

I think they've closed the character assassination forum

Colser

The Backwards Man wrote: »

You better savour that last pic, because it's the last one you'll ever get

Was it that pic of you drinking a can out of a pair of Bridget Jones?

Stheno

Penny Tration wrote: »

I've been getting them for about 3 years now!

Ah so he likes to reel you in slowly?

I reckon we should all boycott him, and force him to find a real woman?

NOt sure if they have any in the wilds of Donegal though :pac:

The Backwards Man

Colser wrote: »

Was it that pic of you drinking a can out of a pair of Bridget Jones?

The leopard print? How'd you know about that?

The_Valeyard

Sing you a song. One that would melt your face.

deco nate

You have all been reported for bullying, mod that started it will be,in due time be relegated to be the beer slave of Backwards Man.
Long live Backwards Man, and his bad taste in lager!

Stheno

deco nate wrote: »

You have all been reported for bullying, mod that started it will be,in due time be relegated to be the beer slave of Backwards Man.
Long live Backwards Man, and his bad taste in lager!

Beer slave? ?/weeps

The_Valeyard

deco nate wrote: »

You have all been reported for bullying, mod that started it will be,in due time be relegated to be the beer slave of Backwards Man.
Long live Backwards Man, and his bad taste in lager!

All hail King BM!

The Backwards Man

deco nate wrote: »

You have all been reported for bullying, mod that started it will be,in due time be relegated to be the beer slave of Backwards Man.
Long live Backwards Man, and his bad taste in lager!

Don't you be worrying on my behalf deco, I'll be alright.

Stheno

I reckon BM is about five foot two, and delighted we are all in his thrall.

Yes I am heightist :pac:

The Backwards Man

Stheno wrote: »

I reckon BM is about five foot two, and delighted we are all in his thrall.

Yes I am heightist :pac:

5 10 on a good day, singing El Paso by Marty Robbins to myself and couldn't give a monkeys

Fat Christy

The Backwards Man wrote: »

Don't you be worrying on my behalf deco, I'll be alright.

How far up on your sh*tlist am I?

:pac:

Stheno

Fat Christy wrote: »

How far up on your sh*tlist am I?

:pac:

Lower than me I reckon

That said I'm six foot two in my heels

Eutow

Stheno wrote: »

I reckon BM is about five foot two, and delighted we are all in his thrall.

Yes I am heightist :pac:

Five foot two, a Guinness drinker, a 9 -5 office worker, and a lover of the current top 40.

Fat Christy

Stheno wrote: »

Lower than me I reckon

That said I'm six foot two in my heels

Hmmm. If I got bigger heels, I could totes be up there with you.


Note to everyone: I don't actually know these people.

kneemos

The Backwards Man wrote: »

5 10 on a good day, singing El Paso by Marty Robbins to myself and couldn't give a monkeys

We would almost see eye to eye then,shockingly.

The Backwards Man

Fat Christy wrote: »

How far up on your sh*tlist am I?

:pac:

Don't have one:)

Life's too short for that craic. Unless you bought football boots off me when I was eleven and never paid for them, then you're on a list alright.

The_Valeyard

Fat Christy wrote: »

Hmmm. If I got bigger heels, I could totes be up there with you.


Note to everyone: I don't actually know these people.

I demand pics of ye in heels,so I can compare!

Stheno

kneemos wrote: »

We would almost see eye to eye then,shockingly.

We have a match people!!!!

I feel like cilla!!