eh, Black Holes do not exist...

ClovenHoof

Like Dark Matter, they are purely theoretical and represent the Leprechauns and Pixies of Cosmology.

This is why I am extremely sceptical about this Gravity Wave hype today.

They are using their imaginary space friends as the control subjects.

Cee-Jay-Cee

Ok.

Blackhorse Slim

But pixies do exist

ytpe2r5bxkn0c1

If you say so.

Theory finally proven, but what would they knew. Uneducated rabble.


:rolleyes:

Nodin

ClovenHoof wrote: »

Like Dark Matter, they are purely theoretical and represent the Leprechauns and Pixies of Cosmology.

This is why I am extremely sceptical about this Gravity Wave hype today.

They are using their imaginary space friends as the control subjects.

You do not exist.

MRnotlob606

I am Rene Descarte . I'll have a Vodka and Red Bull and I know how boogie on down.

The_Valeyard

Nodin wrote: »

You do not exist.

He might, in another earth or parallel dimension. Anything is possible.

extra gravy

Who's gonna break the bad news to Stephen Hawking that he's wasted his life studying something that doesn't even exist. Poor fella.

OldMrBrennan83

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ClovenHoof

Oaklynn Short Farmhand wrote: »

If you say so.

Theory finally proven, but what would they knew. Uneducated rabble.


:rolleyes:

It has been 'proven' using imaginary criteria?

I can assure you within a couple of weeks cosmologists will be ripping today's circus apart. If not sooner.

BBDBB

Black holes suck

ytpe2r5bxkn0c1

It's all very well peer reviewed. I'll take it for now.

The_Valeyard

BBDBB wrote: »

Black holes suck

...the light out of you

NIMAN

When I hear stories like this today I find it all hard to fathom out.

So 2 black holes collided 1 billion light years away (just think about that distance for one minute) and we picked up a reading of it on earth?

Can we see 1 billion light years away?
Can they say for certain that 2 black holes collided or are they guessing?

ectoraige

MRnotlob606 wrote: »

I am Rene Descarte . I'll have a Vodka and Red Bull and I know how boogie on down.

You drink therefore you are.

The_Valeyard

ectoraige wrote: »

You drink therefore you are.

A c*nt when drunk :P

NIMAN

The_Valeyard wrote: »

He might, in another earth or parallel dimension. Anything is possible.

Everything except there being a God?

we can have parallel universes, black holes colliding 1 billion light years away, worm holes etc etc yet mention God and people call you crazy.

The_Valeyard

NIMAN wrote: »

Everything except there being a God?

we can have parallel universes, black holes colliding 1 billion light years away, worm holes etc etc yet mention God and people call you crazy.

If anything is possible or could exist in a parallel earth or multiverse, then a divine being could exist.

SEPT 23 1989

No human will ever see these things with their own eyes

NIMAN

SEPT 23 1989 wrote: »

No human will ever see these things with their own eyes

We just have to take their word that they exist.

diomed

Thread title should be
Black Holes, me hole.

Stephen Gawking

As Neil Degass Tyson stated the great thing about science is that even if you don't believe it its true or words to that effect.

Nodin

The_Valeyard wrote: »

He might, in another earth or parallel dimension. Anything is possible.

A typing cloven hoof? I'd like to read your peer reviewed paper Sir!

fleet_admiral

How do you explain Diana Ross then op?

Disgruntled Badger

Black hole...fnarr fnarr

Nodin

NIMAN wrote: »

We just have to take their word that they exist.

You'd take the word of a black hole over that of an anonymous poster on the internet?

CINCLANTFLT

https://www.sexualhealth.com/after-anal-sex-i-noticed-that-my-anus-looks-black-why-would-that-be_question_371/

Disgruntled Badger

:-0

ClovenHoof

extra gravy wrote: »

Who's gonna break the bad news to Stephen Hawking that he's wasted his life studying something that doesn't even exist. Poor fella.

It has already happened many times.

Hawkins is a celebrity more than a scientist. People who read his books know little or nothing about science.

ClovenHoof

NIMAN wrote: »

When I hear stories like this today I find it all hard to fathom out.

So 2 black holes collided 1 billion light years away (just think about that distance for one minute) and we picked up a reading of it on earth?

Can we see 1 billion light years away?
Can they say for certain that 2 black holes collided or are they guessing?

Precisely. It is an act of faith in something that may or may not have happened.

stimpson

NIMAN wrote: »

Everything except there being a God?

we can have parallel universes, black holes colliding 1 billion light years away, worm holes etc etc yet mention God and people call you crazy.

Have you got a peer reviewed study pointing towards evidence that god exists?

punisher5112

I have a black hole....

ClovenHoof

NIMAN wrote: »

We just have to take their word that they exist.

Like the Holy Ghost, Leprechauns and Pixies so...

Nodin

ClovenHoof wrote: »

It has already happened many times.

Hawkins is a celebrity more than a scientist. People who read his books know little or nothing about science.

True. Most people who read his books are illiterates.

The_Valeyard

ClovenHoof wrote: »

It has already happened many times.

Hawkins is a celebrity more than a scientist. People who read his books know little or nothing about science.

Or women. Or manners. Or how not to be a complete and utter d*ck.

ClovenHoof

50 years ago you same conformists on here would be defending Archbishop McQuid's Mother and Child bull**** simply because he was a 'respected' authority figure and attacking anyone who pointed out that he was full of **** and a spoofer.


Nothing ever changes. Different generation, same conformists who question nothing.

uch

My brothers wife is from Tanzania, I can assure you Black Holes do exist

Nodin

uch wrote: »

My brothers wife is from Tanzania, I can assure you Black Holes do exist

Hai Ryan Giggs.

Captain Chaos

NIMAN wrote: »

Can we see 1 billion light years away?

We can see further than that, the Universe in around 15 billion years old, has been expanding ever since and is accelerating, it is now expanding faster than the speed of light. This means we will never see the very first stars born but we can see the ones born soon after.

When we see a star 15 billion light years away, that is what the star looked like and where is was 15 billion years ago. It could have exploded as of now but we are looking into the past.

When you look at the sun you are looking at where it was 8 minutes ago. If the sun stopped burning right now we would still get another 8 minutes of light from it.

Cookie_Monster

ClovenHoof wrote: »

Like Dark Matter, they are purely theoretical and represent the Leprechauns and Pixies of Cosmology.

This is why I am extremely sceptical about this Gravity Wave hype today.

They are using their imaginary space friends as the control subjects.

yeah and the earth is flat and god is real :rolleyes:

kneemos

Always thought the same about dark matter and dark energy.
They're basically making sh1t up to fit their models.They may well be right but it's still makey uppy.

Captain Chaos

kneemos wrote: »

Always thought the same about dark matter and dark energy.
They're basically making sh1t up to fit their models.They may well be right but it's still makey uppy.

Gravitational wave were made up to fit the models but they are now proven to exist.

Blackholes were theory too at one point but it was decades before one was proven to exit.

It's not made up as there is strong evidence to prove that these things do exit and the laws of physics allow for them to exist.

Like the way the laws of physics allow for the possibility of time travel into the future but not the past. We can't do it with todays tech but it is possible.

K.Flyer

kneemos wrote: »

...They may well be right but it's still makey uppy.

Like those flip open things they had decades ago on Star Trek to communicate with each other and the way they could see the person on the screen as they spoke with them.
Totally makey uppy then.. but so common place now. :pac:

kneemos

K.Flyer wrote: »

Like those flip open things they had decades ago on Star Trek to communicate with each other and the way they could see the person on the screen as they spoke with them.
Totally makey uppy then.. but so common place now. :pac:

Or teleportation. Yeah right.

Professey Chin

kneemos wrote: »

Or teleportation. Yeah right.

Didn't scientists actually manage to transport matter a few years ago?

murpho999

ClovenHoof wrote: »

It has already happened many times.

Hawkins is a celebrity more than a scientist. People who read his books know little or nothing about science.

You do realise that is the idea of his books so that people who know little about science then learn some?

And Hawkings by the way, who still works in Cambridge is very much a scientist.

murpho999

NIMAN wrote: »

Everything except there being a God?

we can have parallel universes, black holes colliding 1 billion light years away, worm holes etc etc yet mention God and people call you crazy.

Nobody would call you crazy but there is nothing researched, observed or proven about God. It's all made up, unlike work with black holes etc.

eamonnq

ClovenHoof wrote: »

Hawkins is a celebrity more than a scientist. People who read his books know little or nothing about science.

Is that not exactly who the books are aimed for ? (Not that you should throw books at people!!)

weisses

Ever since learning there is a bleached version, I have no issues believing there are black holes

Ave Sodalis

ClovenHoof wrote:

Hawkins is a celebrity more than a scientist. People who read his books know little or nothing about science.

Maybe you should spend less time reading his books, and more time reading his journal articles.

MonkeyTennis

dont take my multicoloured swirly thing away