Madonna Like A Virgin

wendell borton

Let me tell you what Like a Virgin is about. It's all about a girl who digs a guy with a big dick. The entire song. It's a metaphor for big dicks.

kfallon

^^^^^ thanked by Noblong

Azalea

Then one day she meets a John Holmes mother****er, and it's like, whoa baby. This mother****er's like Charles Bronson in The Great Escape. He's diggin tunnels.

fleet_admiral

I remember my late granda, who would have been 93 today calling her a 'muck bird'. And she is.

Hammer89

Azalea wrote: »

Then one day she meets a John Holmes mother****er, and it's like, whoa baby. This mother****er's like Charles Bronson in The Great Escape. He's diggin tunnels.

You were at the top of my compatability thing. Now I know why. Marry me.

I love a girl whose reference game is on point.

Sir Osis of Liver.

fleet_admiral wrote: »

I remember my late granda, who would have been 93 today calling her a 'muck bird'. And she is.

Grandad was in his late 20s when Madonna had her first hit.He should know.

Azalea

Hammer89 wrote: »

You were at the top of my compatability thing. Now I know why. Marry me.

I love a girl whose reference game is on point.

/goes all blushing and giggly and girly; cool girl points - out the window

I haven't been this shocked since my cousin explained what the Billy Idol song 'Dancing With Myself' was about.

I can't even trust my ears these days.

The Backwards Man

'Dear Jessie' was actually about Sean Penn's love of pudgy grey bearded old moonshiners that ultimately led to their breakup.

8 Bit Girl

I always thought Like A Prayer was the same:


I'm down on my knees, I wanna take you there
In the midnight hour I can feel your power
Just like a prayer you know I'll take you there

Filth!

One eyed Jack

8 Bit Girl wrote: »

I always thought Like A Prayer was the same:


I'm down on my knees, I wanna take you there
In the midnight hour I can feel your power
Just like a prayer you know I'll take you there

Filth!

Great song though!!


Can't remember now who sung it but that song "I touch myself"... only took me a couple of years to cop what that was about, like I didn't hear it for years, and then one day head it on the radio and it hit me - :eek:

nullzero

I've hated Madonna since the eighties, that's a lot time to dislike a musical artist. I still change the channel anytime any of her songs come on the radio.

Azalea

Turning Japanese by The Vapours is about masturbation also. And Orgasm Addict by The Buzzcocks.
They were mad for their songs about self love in the late 70s.

Hammer89

8 Bit Girl wrote: »

I always thought Like A Prayer was the same:


I'm down on my knees, I wanna take you there
In the midnight hour I can feel your power
Just like a prayer you know I'll take you there

Filth!

"I'm down on my knees, I wanna take you there." She's giving a blowjob and she's waiting for the inevitable ejaculate.

"In the midnight hour I can feel your power." He ejaculates in her mouth at 12am sharp.

"Just like a prayer you know I'll take you there." She's gone off to masturbate with Jesus now.

I'm in the mood to read into her entire discography now, the filthy so-and-so.

The Backwards Man

One eyed Jack wrote: »

Great song though!!


Can't remember now who sung it but that song "I touch myself"... only took me a couple of years to cop what that was about, like I didn't hear it for years, and then one day head it on the radio and it hit me - :eek:

Written by the same fella as Like A Virgin I think.

LETHAL LADY

One eyed Jack wrote: »

Great song though!!


Can't remember now who sung it but that song "I touch myself"... only took me a couple of years to cop what that was about, like I didn't hear it for years, and then one day head it on the radio and it hit me - :eek:

I hadn't either :eek: and used to be going around singing it when it came out. God bless my innocence:(

Miss Demeanour

Always wondered about the song....thought the lyrics were 'touched for the 31st time!'

mzungu

One eyed Jack wrote: »

Great song though!!


Can't remember now who sung it but that song "I touch myself"... only took me a couple of years to cop what that was about, like I didn't hear it for years, and then one day head it on the radio and it hit me - :eek:

Ah Yes! The Divinyls

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wv-34w8kGPM

8 Bit Girl

Hammer89 wrote: »

"I'm down on my knees, I wanna take you there." She's giving a blowjob and she's waiting for the inevitable ejaculate.

"In the midnight hour I can feel your power." He ejaculates in her mouth at 12am sharp.

"Just like a prayer you know I'll take you there." She's gone off to masturbate with Jesus now.

I'm in the mood to read into her entire discography now, the filthy so-and-so.

Spoiler* - She gets knocked up in the end...

Papa don't preach, I'm in trouble deep
Papa don't preach, I've been losing sleep
But I made up my mind, I'm keeping my baby, oh
I'm gonna keep my baby, mmm...

Hammer89

8 Bit Girl wrote: »

Spoiler* - She gets knocked up in the end...

Papa don't preach, I'm in trouble deep
Papa don't preach, I've been losing sleep
But I made up my mind, I'm keeping my baby, oh
I'm gonna keep my baby, mmm...

Whoever wrote those lyrics should be shot. Unless it was Yoda, in which case fair enough :P

8 Bit Girl

Hammer89 wrote: »

Whoever wrote those lyrics should be shot. Unless it was Yoda, in which case fair enough :P

Heyour Da, keepin' keepin me bleedin'baby I am, nutin u can do abou' it ders not, riiiiih

Iwasfrozen

wendell borton wrote: »

Let me tell you what Like a Virgin is about. It's all about a girl who digs a guy with a big dick. The entire song. It's a metaphor for big dicks.

Back when Madonna was hot.

buried

Madonna's track "Holiday" is all about smoking crack. Look at the lyrics.

One eyed Jack

Iwasfrozen wrote: »

Back when Madonna was hot.

Was she frozen since then?


*badum tish*

mzungu

One eyed Jack wrote: »

Was she frozen since then?


*badum tish*

No...she was thawed out by a Ray of Light :pac:

J. Marston

"All My Life" by the Foo Fighters is about cunnilingus.

LETHAL LADY

Iwasfrozen wrote: »

Back when Madonna was hot.

Ah c'mon give her a break. She's 58 like and she still has a great figure.

Lenny Kravitz wrote Justify My Love.

I'm not sure why that surprises me, but it does.

PTH2009

Love that song when I'm drunk it's just one of them songs

Duckworth_Luas

"Four Roads to Glenamaddy" is about a guy losing his virginity to a middle aged Austrian hooker in a brothel in Brussels during the mid 1950s.

nullzero

nullzero wrote: »

I've hated Madonna since the eighties, that's a lot time to dislike a musical artist. I still change the channel anytime any of her songs come on the radio.

She had some great stuff in the mid-late nineties when she released the Ray of Light album.
After that it went somewhat downhill though...

mansize

8 Bit Girl wrote: »

I always thought Like A Prayer was the same:


I'm down on my knees, I wanna take you there
In the midnight hour I can feel your power
Just like a prayer you know I'll take you there

Filth!

Like a prayer is saying masterbation is to sex what prayer is to being with God

Basically the closest you can get to the real thing- fantasy bringing you close to reality

Azalea

Deleted User wrote: »

She had some great stuff in the mid-late nineties when she released the Ray of Light album.
After that it went somewhat downhill though...

I think she was absolutely brilliant from the 80s to the late 90s (even the period when she was considered to have become kinda dull, post Bedtime Stories and pre Ray Of Light - the Evita period - she did some great stuff IMO) but nothing much since then - some right crap too.
Loved her back in the day, though. As a kid, she was my idol. The sexual stuff didnt register with me until the early 90s, when she did seem to be overdoing it a bit with the sexual frankness, but meh, Prince was doing that too.

LETHAL LADY

The last good dancing tune by Madonna, even with all that camel toe on show! :eek:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EDwb9jOVRtU

One eyed Jack

LETHAL LADY wrote: »

Ah c'mon give her a break. She's 58 like and she still has a great figure.

Tough as an old boot too - she got hopped off the stage at the MTV awards and still got back up!!

I'd like to see Miley Cyrus try that!!

One eyed Jack

LETHAL LADY wrote: »

The last good dancing tune by Madonna, even with all that camel toe on show! :eek:

I never noticed that before... not sure I want to watch that video now :pac:

Sir Osis of Liver.

Surgery flaps surely.

LETHAL LADY

One eyed Jack wrote: »

I never noticed that before... not sure I want to watch that video now :pac:

Tis hard to miss I'm afraid :eek::pac:

Valentina

Gigantic by Pixies is about the same thing, and, imo is a far superior song.

When the lead guitar comes in about 30 seconds into the song... love it.

Smidge

Afaik Like a Virgin is about a new relationship with someone who she fancies the backside off.
Not that she is an actual virgin, just that she hasn't ever felt that way with someone before the guy she is singing about.

Not a Madonna fan. swear :pac:

LETHAL LADY

She was never my cup of tea anyway. There's some odd tunes out there really when you think about it. Cat Stevens seemed to have stalker tendencies.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kGlR6oFjC3A

Azalea

Smidge wrote: »

Fuq it, I'll say it - the opening post is a Reservoir Dogs reference.

The Backwards Man

Smidge wrote: »

Afaik Like a Virgin is about a new relationship with someone who she fancies the backside off.
Not that she is an actual virgin, just that she hasn't ever felt that way with someone before the guy she is singing about.

Not a Madonna fan. swear :pac:

Na, every song ever written ever is about either sex or heroin. You thought Molly Malone was about cockles and mussels? It's about muscly cocks.

Smidge

Azalea wrote: »

Fuq it, I'll say it - the opening post is a Reservoir Dogs reference.

I'll say it so....it was very thinly veiled as a RD reference so

Smidge

The Backwards Man wrote: »

Na, every song ever written ever is about either sex or heroin. You thought Molly Malone was about cockles and mussels? It's about muscly cocks.

Its still about sex...just new sex.

On a side note....no man ever should be quoted chatting about muscly doodads

Sir Osis of Liver.

Johnny Logans "Hold me,no" was recorded naked in a mirror.

Smidge

Sir Osis of Liver. wrote: »

Johnny Logans "Hold me,no" was recorded naked in a mirror.

*shudder*

One eyed Jack

LETHAL LADY wrote: »

There's some odd tunes out there really when you think about it.

I'm only seeing the video for this song now, nearly 20 years later, thought it was a cracking song back then... never realised it was about missing children -

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Runaway_Train_(Soul_Asylum_song)

StupidLikeAFox

The fields of Athenry is about going down on a lady.

Arghus

You'll Never Beat The Irish could be viewed as a warning about the perils of masturbation to a God-Fearing race

Golden Brown and Brown Sugar are both about heroi...oh...ye knew...