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Christmas Crackers : The Christmas Forum Joke Thread

  • 11-01-2016 7:59am
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    Moderators, Business & Finance Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators Posts: 21,352 Mod ✭✭✭✭ Loughc


    Stealing this idea from the know your elves thread. This thread can be used for not just Christmas cracker jokes but any of your quick one liner jokes.

    What a better way to cheer up a Monday? Than having a bit of a giggle.


    What do you call a boomerang that does not come back?

    A stick.


    What do snowmen have for breakfast?

    Snowflakes.


Comments

  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators Posts: 26,596 Mod ✭✭✭✭ Posy


    I like the joke from the Vicar of Dibley Christmas Lunches episode. :)

    What do you do when you see a space man?

    Park in it, man.


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,700 ✭✭✭ mud


    mud wrote: »
    Why are mountains so funny?

    Because they're hill areas!


    May as well throw that one in here too :)

    Also: What is Santa's favourite pizza?

    One that's deep pan, crisp and even.


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,737 Glitzgirl


    What do you get if you cross a Christmas cracker with a duck ?
    A Christmas Quacker.


    What do elves learn in school ?
    The elf- phabet .


    What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire ?
    Frostbite.


  • Moderators, Business & Finance Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators Posts: 21,352 Mod ✭✭✭✭ Loughc


    How Many Letters does the Christmas Alphabet have?

    25 because there's No L.


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,737 Glitzgirl


    Courtesy of my 8 year old :)

    Why is it so cold at Christmas ?
    Because it's Decembrrrrr.

    What do elves eat for breakfast ?
    Frosted flakes


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  • Registered Users Posts: 6,316 ✭✭✭ Cork Lass


    Santa: Knock, knock.
    Elf: Who’s there?
    Santa: Olive.
    Elf: Olive, who?
    Santa: Olive the other reindeer.


  • Moderators, Business & Finance Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators Posts: 21,352 Mod ✭✭✭✭ Loughc


    Q: What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
    A: Claustrophobic.


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