Funny/cheesy chat up lines that you've heard of

Medusa22

Does anyone even use chat up lines though? I don't think anyone has ever seriously used one on me, only as a joke.

I like to give my OH an old chat up line every once in a while, especially because she's foreign and she hasn't heard of the common ones so I get a laugh or usually just a :rolleyes: out of her

She whacked her hand today and I said ''oh no, did it hurt? When you fell from heaven?''

Another one I like to use on the poor woman is ''Are you tired?'' and she says ''from what?'' and I say ''from running through my mind all day'' Somehow she still puts up with me.

Duggy747

I loved using intentionally awful and cheesy chat-up lines, they were pretty good for getting a conversation going and having the craíc with women on nights out.

Sometimes you would get absolutely soul-piercing stares and be cursed out of it but most times you'd get a laugh and they'd fire a good one back at you. It was a great way of gauging someone's humour and personality.


One girl said this back to me:
"Do you like cheese?...............cuz I'm an Easi-single!!" :pac:

CyclopsDeluxe

I am trying to remember any chat up lines I might have come across but I think I must have been consistently too drunk to remember any.

Mr.Plough

Damn, you shít with that ass?

RayM

Is that an excess of serotonin in your central nervous system, or are you just happy to see me?

partyguinness

A friend of mine when we were a lot younger would walk around a nightclub with a toothbrush in this breast pocket and any women that would ask he would say: "So I don't have to use yours in the morning."

Yeah juvenile...

blue note

Can I cum on your face?

I knew a lad who used to use that around the 18 years old mark. Don't think it worked back then, but he's earning about a quarter of a million a year now and it works much better.

Andre 3000

"My dick just died can I bury it in your ass?"

asherbassad

Fuck or fight?

Medusa22

Duggy747 wrote: »

I loved using intentionally awful and cheesy chat-up lines, they were pretty good for getting a conversation going and having the craíc with women on nights out.

Sometimes you would get absolutely soul-piercing stares and be cursed out of it but most times you'd get a laugh and they'd fire a good one back at you. It was a great way of gauging someone's humour and personality.


One girl said this back to me:
"Do you like cheese?...............cuz I'm an Easi-single!!" :pac:

Ah brilliant, I'm stealing that one!! :pac:

Penn

"Do you sleep on your belly, and if not, can I?"

Boom_Bap

"I have many leatherbound books and my apartment smells of a rich mahogony"

and

"I want to be on you"

The Backwards Man

Overhead at a sheep breeder's dance;

If you were on DoneDeal I'd pay full price for ye

Ken.

I've mentioned this before a while ago. Guy I worked with would go up to a girl in a niteclub and say "You've got spanner eyes" and walk away.
About 80% of the time the girl would come over and ask what he meant. His reply, "Every time I see your eyes my nuts tighten". He pulled too and is now married to a woman whom he used it on.

MaryAntoinette

The Backwards Man wrote: »

Overhead at a sheep breeder's dance;

If you were on DoneDeal I'd pay full price for ye

Bet its your own personal chat up line.

The Backwards Man

MaryAntoinette wrote: »

Bet its your own personal chat up line.

I don't need 'em.

And I never pay the asking price either.

Aint Eazy Being Cheezy

/offers sleeve

"Guess what material that is?"

"Dunno"

"Boyfriend material"

wilhelm roentgen

From Sid the Sexist.

'If ya are selling them puppies al have the one wi the pink nose'

maudgonner

ken wrote: »

I've mentioned this before a while ago. Guy I worked with would go up to a girl in a niteclub and say "You've got spanner eyes" and walk away.
About 80% of the time the girl would come over and ask what he meant. His reply, "Every time I see your eyes my nuts tighten". He pulled too and is now married to a woman whom he used it on.

This line would almost be worth the operation I would require to use it!

Medusa22

ken wrote: »

I've mentioned this before a while ago. Guy I worked with would go up to a girl in a niteclub and say "You've got spanner eyes" and walk away.
About 80% of the time the girl would come over and ask what he meant. His reply, "Every time I see your eyes my nuts tighten". He pulled too and is now married to a woman whom he used it on.

When I was about 8 or 9 I got a dirty Valentine's Card from a couple of 10 and 11 year old boys from a nearby estate. They wrote lots of messages like that in it but one of them was ''your eyes are like spanners, every time I see them I....'' but I never knew what the rest of that line was, until now My mum was fuming when she saw the card :pac: I think I still have it somewhere, ah the sweet memories