kids poiring coke through the letterbox

biggebruv

F--king swines im fuming

has this ever been done on anyone?

if i tell the neighbours who i know for sure which kids did this theyd do F--k all probly get the old "not my darling angel"
what do ya do in situations like this i mean theres nothing ya can do really is there

Full Marx

at least its not piss. Ignore it and they will get bored.

0byme75341jo28

Put mentos in your letterbox.

Dr Turk Turkelton

Find out which kid is the ringleader, pour petrol in their letterbox, light it and you will have learned then a valuable life lesson.

Sir Osis of Liver.

Poir some piss back at the little scamps.

Whosthis

Role up a note..........

Robsweezie

Full Marx wrote:

at least its not piss. Ignore it and they will get bored.

Consolation of the year :-)

But seriously though, it's one of the worst things to have spilt all over your house. Sticky as ****.

tomwaterford

Pour bottles of p1ss Over them out of an upstairs window (if you have one)

PlainP

I read "poiring" in Hynacint Bucket voice.....lol


Richaaaard the kids are poiring coke in the letterbox again....

The_Valeyard

Find out where they live and burn down their homes.




*this may be an over reaction.

Fr_Dougal

Fire removes coke, op. Lots and lots of fire.

c_man

Pay some older kids to beat them up.


And isn't it well for kids these days to have coke to waste?! Not in my day, no sir.

RayM

The_Valeyard wrote: »

Find out where they live and burn down their homes.

If it's a semi-detached house and they live next door to you, do not do this. I learned that the hard way.

gramar

How do you know it's kids? It could be the parents.

jamesbere

The_Valeyard wrote: »

Find out where they live and burn down their homes.




*this may be an over reaction.

That's going a way too far, shooting them will suffice

January

Open the door and throw a bucket of piss at them.

Joeseph Balls

If the letterbox is made of metal, hook one end of a conductor to the inside flap and the other end to an energiser for an electric fence, preferably one that runs of the mains...

Anesthetize

Bunch of little ****.



Wasting good coke.

The Randy Riverbeast

Burning down the house is a complete over reaction.

Sneak into their rooms at night, pour petrol over them and then light it.

Summer wind

Tape your letterbox shut.

jamesbere

The Randy Riverbeast wrote: »

Burning down the house is a complete over reaction.

Sneak into their rooms at night, pour petrol over them and then light it.

Could just sneak into their house and pour piss over them (with optional house burning)

Liam McPoyle

January wrote: »

Open the door and throw a bucket of piss at them.

OP, this is from a mod of the parenting forum so you know its sage advice.

Hammer89

Throw piss at them? Burn their houses down? Shooting them? I'll tell you what you should do: shake their f*cking hands, because pouring coke through someone's letter box is brilliant.

Dtp1979

Get a super soaker deluxe 2000 water gun and fill it with piss. Sit inside at the door pointing at the letterbox for as long as it takes. When the flap opens.......

jamesbere

Piss into water balloons and throw it at them

For Forks Sake

Dtp1979 wrote: »

Get a super soaker deluxe 2000 water gun and fill it with piss. Sit inside at the door pointing at the letterbox for as long as it takes. When the flap opens.......

Piss and flap in the one post. Well played.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W-SdeE5va1I

Diamond Doll

Those adorable little scamps!

minikin

Place a bucket of grubby coins inside your letterbox, thank them the next time you see them... They'll never know why... See my christmas annual for this and other genius revenge plots - now in easons.

XR3i

call de fbi

scamalert

grow a pair op

and then smth like that

some random drunk

biggebruv wrote: »

kids poiring coke through the letterbox

This is a mystery only Poirot can solve

melissak

Is there anything that can't be solved by throwing piss at people?

Manach

Ask the current Minister for Children and Youth Affairs James Reilly to sort them out. Sure is not the Gov't responsible for kids discipline now.

Liam McPoyle

melissak wrote: »

Is there anything that can't be solved by throwing piss at people?

Sure didn't the lord himself pause to throw a chalice of piss at the Romans before giving himself up for the world.

fleet_admiral

At least its not Pepsi :eek:

greasepalm

have you got a carpet steamer as that deep cleans carpets ?

Dunny

Count yourself lucky. We had lit firelighters put through ours before.

wil

Get yourself one of those No Junk Mail stickers.
That'll sort it for sure

endacl

melissak wrote: »

Is there anything that can't be solved by throwing piss at people?

A piss shortage.

Ruu

Call Joe.

Rayne Wooney

Is their last name O'Escobar?

J Mysterio

Dunny wrote: »

Count yourself lucky. We had lit firelighters put through ours before.

Jesus ****img christ.

topmanamillion

From a practical level, leave a basin under your letter box,so the coke ends up in it and not over your carpet. A bit of netting or something like that over the top of it will allow the coke to pass through and your letters to land on top without going straight into a basin of coke.
As has been pointed out, it's best not to get too riled up about it as it will only encourage them. Hopefully they just give up and move on to annoying someone else.

J Mysterio

I hear blasting with piss is more effective than throwing piss.

DaithiMa

Bit of silicone will sort it out....

Optimalprimerib

Is using piss a practical or funny response, because it wasnt funny the first time.

Get the letterbox sealed and buy an external one.

Are they just doing this to you or all neighbours?

JackieBauer

Probably just washing up powder

For Forks Sake

melissak wrote: »

Is there anything that can't be solved by throwing piss at people?

Incontinence?

Badly Drunk Boy

topmanamillion wrote: »

From a practical level, leave a basin under your letter box,so the coke ends up in it and not over your carpet. A bit of netting or something like that over the top of it will allow the coke to pass through and your letters to land on top without going straight into a basin of coke.

That doesn't work if the coke is poured (or poired) in while the letters are still in the netting.

razorblunt

I read that as cake and was going to suggest if you're not sitting there with a fork and plate you're doing it wrong.

Custardpi

razorblunt wrote: »

I read that as cake and was going to suggest if you're not sitting there with a fork and plate you're doing it wrong.

He's doing it wrong in any case. He should be there with a glass of rum & ice.