Box

tom_tarbucket

Why do some people in Ireland call the female genital area a "box"

It's not even shaped like a box etc.

Grandeeod

You put things inside a box ya feckin eejit. Nothing to do with shape.

Ruu

Thought this thread was going to be about boxes of all different shapes and sizes..disappointed!

sammyjo90

Ruu wrote: »

Thought this thread was going to be about boxes of all different shapes and sizes..disappointed!

But female boxes are like that too ruu!

Armchair Andy

You'd get a box in the ear if you said that to the wrong girl.

tom_tarbucket

Grandeeod wrote: »

You put things inside a box ya feckin eejit. Nothing to do with shape.

Oh well sooooory.
Chill

Shrap

Ruu wrote: »

Thought this thread was going to be about boxes of all different shapes and sizes..disappointed!

I thought it might be a wrapped Christmas pressie box when I opened it. *disappointed*

LETHAL LADY

I prefer to use axe wound meself.

Son Of A Vidic

Armchair Andy wrote: »

You'd get a box in the ear if you said that to the wrong girl.

I'd gladly settle for a box to the mouth anytime.

Lights On

I've always called them willy holders

Shrap

LETHAL LADY wrote: »

I prefer to use axe wound meself.

Or gash? I quite like "gee".

Grandeeod

Grandeeod wrote: »

You put things inside a box ya feckin eejit. Nothing to do with shape.

*things*

kfallon

LETHAL LADY wrote: »

I prefer to use axe wound meself.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=thFjTo6r4gg

Bulbous Salutation

There's loads of slang words for the gooter. It's just the way it is.

Grandeeod

Deleted User wrote: »

*things*

Would you like me to elaborate?:D

Gaygooner

Gees are yucky

Grandeeod

tom_tarbucket wrote: »

Oh well sooooory.
Chill

Yeah ok I'm chilled. But do you get it now?

Shrap

Gaygooner wrote: »

Gees are yucky

You can have the *things* then. I like them, but I'll let you share.

Panthro

A saying down our way is "how's yer nest?!"


Legend has it one girl responded with "full a pigeons!"

I don't believe it myself

Bulbous Salutation

Gaygooner wrote: »

Gees are yucky

a

More of a fan of Herman the one-eyed German?

Azalea

Shrap wrote: »

Or gash?

Noooo! Hate it. Not classy like "minge".

Shrap

Azalea wrote: »

Noooo! Hate it. Not classy like "minge".

True, minge is classier but I'm no lady

I'm just glad we haven't gone all american on this subject with "poonani" and "vajaajaa".

Medusa22

Muff is the best word.

tom_tarbucket

Grandeeod wrote: »

Yeah ok I'm chilled. But do you get it now?

No. Please elaborate.

Grandeeod

tom_tarbucket wrote: »

No.

Liar.:D

kfallon

Medusa22 wrote: »

Gee is the best word.

The Backwards Man

I thought it meant box like an old-fashioned telly, where you had to press the right buttons and fiddle with the knob a bit to get Emmerdale Farm.

Yakkyda

Why is it called a growler for that matter?!? I've heard gash/gee/box/ make various noises, never heard one growl though.

Maybe I'm doing things wrong!

kfallon

Or a very hairy gee being referred to as being like "a stab wound in a gorilla's back"

wexandproud

long time ago i was seeing a young lady who informed me she had false brests so i told her i dont mind as long as you dont have a cardboard box

The Backwards Man

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=svVaEWQaoSo

Duggy747

Ah, the good aul' penis pocket!

Ruu

Medusa22 wrote: »

Muff is the best word.

I heard 'clunge' on a British panel show a few months back. :eek:

SpaceSasqwatch

tom_tarbucket wrote: »

Why do some people in Ireland call the female genital area a "box"

Did you hear about the dwarf that went in to a brothel? He got a box in the face

kfallon

Ruu wrote: »

I heard 'clunge' on a British panel show a few months back. :eek:

Never watched The Inbetweeners?

Figbiscuithead

Beef curtains is fantastic.

Figbiscuithead

Penis fly trap is another good one.

Figbiscuithead

As is the bearded oyster.

Figbiscuithead

...along with hippo's yawn.

Gaygooner

Píss flaps

foxy farmer

Heard a man in his 70's refer to his wifes hysterectomy as "having her gearbox taken out."

Gaygooner

Shrap wrote: »

You can have the *things* then. I like them, but I'll let you share.

Cocks, I refer to penises as cocks.

Held a massuf one yesterday!!!

Medusa22

Figbiscuithead wrote: »

Penis fly trap is another good one.

Figbiscuithead wrote: »

As is the bearded oyster.

These made me laugh out loud

kfallon

She had a gee like a torn handbag/bulls nostril

Medusa22

ham wallet

snatch

arayess

Medusa22 wrote: »

Muff is the best word.

muff always reminds me of an overly hairy one which isn't to my preference.
gee/gash or box are more to my taste

Shrap

Gaygooner wrote: »

Cocks, I refer to penises as cocks.

Held a massuf one yesterday!!!

Yeah, so do I (and so did I ). I was saying *things* because things go in *boxes*. And elsewhere......

Gwynplaine

Flange

Medusa22

arayess wrote: »

muff always reminds me of an overly hairy one which isn't to my preference.
gee/gash or box are more to my taste

Gash just sounds kind of harsh, I don't know why, I usually say pussy myself. Hairy muffs are not to my liking either!

Gwynplaine

Ham wallet

fuerte1976

foxy farmer wrote:

Heard a man in his 70's refer to his wifes hysterectomy as "having her gearbox taken out."

I bellowed laughing!

My yarn: she's a snatch on her like a badly packed kebab...