#Glitterpits...

smash

So this is the latest movements from feminists to show that whatever a man can have (glitterbeards), women can have something too! Apparently t's the fastest growing fashion trend on Instagram at the moment so it's worked. But anyway, it's weird, completely daft, and kinda gross!

https://instagram.com/p/7bXdS5nPZ6/

So if you were to make up a dumb trend, what would it be?

Personally, I'm kind of at a loss but I'm going to say #twoface. Literally shave half your face, including your eyebrow. It might just be stupid enough to gain traction!

kneemos

Sh1t glitter.

DEFTLEFTHAND

Yuck

dreamers75

So its tit pics basically. hurrah for femminisms!

strelok

that is a god damn fantastic breast

Caovyn Lineah

Posted 11 weeks ago

Medusa22

Urgh, armpit hair is disgusting, shave your armpits woman, just get a vajazzle if you want some glitter.

I used to put blue mascara on my eyebrows when I was a teenager...strangely that never caught on

Azalea

Love how she has a perfect boob and perfectly manicured talons. As if she would really leave her armpit hair grow under normal circumstances.

If she had stubby nails and a saggy breast it'd at least be believable.

El Weirdo

I'm starting to hate the Internet.

The_Valeyard

Time for glitter balls so!!!!

Grow some hairy fluff below and add sparkles. Then swing it left to right.

bee06

Jeez, I'm so behind the times ... I haven't even heard of glitterbeards never mind this lunacy!

smash

strelok wrote: »

that is a god damn fantastic breast

It was a carefully selected image. You should see the state of most of them!

Medusa22

The_Valeyard wrote: »

Time for glitter balls so!!!!

Grow some hairy fluff below and add sparkles. Then swing it left to right.

like a disco ball in your pants

Sir Osis of Liver.

Looks and sounds like an STD.

LETHAL LADY

I'm trademarking Clitterglitter.

smash

LETHAL LADY wrote: »

I'm trademarking Clitterglitter.

Can I get an early access pass to your website?

Sir Osis of Liver.

Might jazz up my sheriffs badge for the holiday season with some Sh1tterglitter.

Depp

Thats rank...I'm a lad and I shave under my arms, armpit hair is ****in disgusting

hatrickpatrick

Either those who desire equality need to come up with a new name for themselves, or else they need to drop the "feminism is a wide range of movements" bullsh!t and actually start challenging idiotic sh!te like this, rather than tolerating it.

Honestly, I know there's this whole live and let live attitude among feminists but these fourth wave lunatics are destroying the entire credibility of the word, because they're becoming so prominent that when people hear the word "feminist" it's this kind of thing they think of first rather than fighting for proper sentencing in rape convictions, an end to slut shaming, improving womens' confidence etc.

The way I see it, feminism's greatest threat comes not from archaic men who oppose equality, but from third wave (man hating) and fourth wave (#PointlessPublicityStunts) feminists.

Kev W

Depp wrote: »

Thats rank...I'm a delicate little girlyman and I shave under my arms, armpit hair is ****in disgusting

FYP

jamesbere

BREASTS!

intheclouds

There's a little butt plug in that pic.

Kev W

intheclouds wrote: »

There's a little butt plug in that pic.

I like to think there's a little butt plug in all of us.

Pink Fairy

Medusa22 wrote: »

Urgh, armpit hair is disgusting, shave your armpits woman, just get a vagazzle if you want some glitter.

I used to put blue mascara on my eyebrows when I was a teenager...strangely that never caught on

Absolutely nothing wrong with a little armpit hair, you would be surprised how much men actually like it in a woman

RobertKK

Why would a woman want to put glitter on her armpit hair, that is just weird and it looks like would cause irritation.

Medusa22

Pink Fairy wrote: »

Absolutely nothing wrong with a little armpit hair, you would be surprised how much men actually like it in a woman

I'm just not a fan of female body hair - I also don't want to go down on a woman with a full bush and I'd keep mine trim as a courtesy, never mind sweaty armpit hair. Each to their own of course, but it isn't for me.

bodice ripper

I miss pubic hair.
#neverforget #90snostalgia

Fluffy Cat 88

November is nearly over.

Next week I can wax my 'tache, shave my pits and legs....

Yay!

I'll be bleedin freezing though!

Pink Fairy

Medusa22 wrote: »

I'm just not a fan of female body hair - I also don't want to go down on a woman with a full bush and I'd keep mine trim as a courtesy, never mind sweaty armpit hair. Each to their own of course, but it isn't for me.

Who says its sweaty? Not to mention a lot of women don't like shaving all the time due to irritation, rash and time constraints.
You'd be surprised how many women on here would tell you how enjoyable it feels not to have to shave all the time

Medusa22

Pink Fairy wrote: »

Who says its sweaty? Not to mention a lot of women don't like shaving all the time due to irritation, rash and time constraints.
You'd be surprised how many women on here would tell you how enjoyable it feels not to have to shave all the time

Well, any time I let my armpit hair grow for any length of time I definitely sweated more, I understand if some women have sensitive skin and don't want to shave their armpits every day (in fact I shave mine every second day) but I don't think time constraints is really a basis for an argument, it takes less than two minutes in the shower.

smash

Pink Fairy wrote: »

Who says its sweaty? Not to mention a lot of women don't like shaving all the time due to irritation, rash and time constraints.
You'd be surprised how many women on here would tell you how enjoyable it feels not to have to shave all the time

You've just replied to a woman...

Pink Fairy

smash wrote: »

You've just replied to a woman...

Yes, thought that was understood?

smash

Pink Fairy wrote: »

Yes, thought that was understood?

Didn't at all sound like it from your post.

Pink Fairy

smash wrote: »

Didn't at all sound like it from your post.

Strange

Azalea

Some fellas say they're mad for a grand big muff though.

suicide_circus

Azalea wrote: »

Some fellas say they're mad for a grand big muff though.

Like kissing a bearded trout

NachoBusiness

https://twitter.com/MrNachoBusiness/status/670050614903234561

Tarzana2

Azalea wrote: »

Love how she has a perfect boob and perfectly manicured talons. As if she would really leave her armpit hair grow under normal circumstances.

If she had stubby nails and a saggy breast it'd at least be believable.

Well, in fairness, if her boobs isn't saggy, what can she do? She covering her boob up too which is hoisting and squishing it a bit, so it might be saggy normally. Either way, I don't see why a saggy boob would make this silliness easier to take?

But anyway, daftness. What the hell is a glitter beard anyway? And why would it provoke a "But what about...? " response in anyone? The world gets more nonsensical by the day. I'm off to lie in down with a cool, damp flannel on my forehead.

Medusa22 wrote: »

Well, any time I let my armpit hair grow for any length of time I definitely sweated more

Why would you sweat more with hair present? The sweat might get caught up in the hair but I doubt any more sweat is produced than on a hairless pit.

fuzzypickle

LETHAL LADY wrote: »

I'm trademarking Clitterglitter.

Ha ha ha ha!

The latest go at feminist is men saying "we applied glitter first, they copied us, third wave feminism"!

Azalea

Pink Fairy wrote: »

Who says its sweaty?

I do. The hair traps sweat - and ultimately BO smell - in my experience.

The area is gonna be warmer too with hair there, resulting in more sweat at times.

arayess

Pink Fairy wrote: »

Absolutely nothing wrong with a little armpit hair, you would be surprised how much men actually like it in a woman

3

those men are fcuked up and defo in the minority.

Tarzana2

fuzzypickle wrote: »

Glitter gets everywhere. Next thing you know, you'd have a glittery cervix.

OldGoat

Glitter is the herpes of the Burlesque world. FACT

Azalea

Tarzana2 wrote: »

Well, in fairness, if her boobs isn't saggy, what can she do? She covering her boob up too which is hoisting and squishing it a bit, so it might be saggy normally. Either way, I don't see why a saggy boob would make this silliness easier to take?.

She seems like a model, which is contradictory - if she was non groomed and non bra wearing resulting in loss of breast perkiness it would make it more believable that this is socking it to male oppression or whatever. Pic just looks like a model doing a one-off thing.

smash

Azalea wrote: »

She seems like a model, which is contradictory - if she was non groomed and non bra wearing resulting in loss of breast perkiness it would make it more believable that this is socking it to male oppression or whatever. Pic just looks like a model doing a one-off thing.

Sure it's probably photoshopped hair too

Ficheall

Azalea wrote: »

Love how she has a perfect boob and perfectly manicured talons.

Her nails are ****ing horrible...

Medusa22

Speaking of stupid trends...seems like a waste of a condom to me..

http://www.independent.ie/entertainment/banter/trending/condom-challenge-is-the-latest-craze-to-take-the-internet-by-storm-34234782.html

Pink Fairy

Azalea wrote: »

I do. The hair traps sweat - and ultimately BO smell - in my experience.

The area is gonna be warmer too with hair there, resulting in more sweat at times.

Thankfully your personal experience isn't anything like normal

moc moc a moc

There's something utterly pathetic about a woman who will grow her armpit hair out as some kind of statement of "feminism", yet will still get fake tits.

Azalea

Pink Fairy wrote: »

Thankfully your personal experience isn't anything like normal

I'm not sure how you can ascertain that unless you've done research with a significant sample of people?

I'd imagine too that the texture of the hair makes a difference. Fair body hair tends to be a lot finer than black.